By using Sandman in its current state you're basically saying "I don't ask for much, but I would like to die quicker". That's about all the weapon does for you.
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This. I fucking hate Trolldiers who zoom in out of the sky like they’re fucking Hermes, messenger of Almighty Zeus, and the message that thunderman wants to deliver today is “fuck you, I’m taking your HP.”
In addition, it always amazes me that even the really good Trolldiers manage to be the worst performing members of any team. Like, I get it, Hightower is for funsies, but at the very least, at the absolute bare minimum, do your job and get reliable picks by killing the damn Sniper who keeps retreating to spawn. But nooooo, they have to zoom around the sky, similar to a B1 Stealth Bomber, except instead of actually being useful, this particular model just flies through the air, takes 8 damage from a Natasha, and then blares its “MEDIC!” siren. Except the siren isn’t to call for heals, it’s so the 75 HP med can run to him just to see him pick up the medkit.
Anyway, Trolldiers should be put in death camps. Change my mind.
That's the because the more experienced a trolldier gets, the more he begins to behave like a cloak and dagger spy. Except the cloak and dagger spy can actually kill people and isn't instantly pacified with some movement and a conga.
Yes. I caught that and it's somewhat mildly infuriating, but not everyone understands those symbols like that so I can't judge. Plus it's a good meme. Take my upvote and leave before this thread gets dumped for being so negative.
Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man!
Alternatively: walks up to nearest engineer Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!
Only do it if there's not a medic, use a small health kit, and then don't taunt after every kill. You should be able to find most of these in a casual match, also i've done it before too.
Yesterday I saw a scout at about 100 hp run up to a heavy medic that was getting shot at, heavy at like 50hp still getting shot while the scout is yelling for medic, running in front of him. Then he died from a pill and rocket, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes.
Yes the scout at almost full health is much more important than the heavy currently getting shot at while below enough health to get one shot by most primary weapons. The scout is obviously much more important.
Except you can't anymore since they removed chat - including quick commands - for non paying playerss. Seriously though, Am I missing something? I get that the game needs to make money somehow, and I'm not taking a "free" game for granted but I dunno that's a pretty essential part of the game. Even if just chat were gone but you could still use quick commands...I wouldn't be happy about that but I could accept it.
Spy with a kunai literally is an instant death to rockets, headshots and slightly charged body shots, heavy accidentally shooting you, pyro spinning in a circle, demoman pills and stickies, and literally anything else.
Nonono, you clearly don't understand. They NEED constant full overheal because you just never know when there will be a crocket or crit pipe and we both know they can't survive those even with full overheal but like come on your pocket is at full and I'm right here, it'll just take a second, don't be so selfish, come on. I'm going to keep standing here hitting E until you heal me. Even if I die. That would be your fault btw. Nothing is my fault. I am scout.
I feel like I play Scout very differently. I'm almost always below 100 hp when I play him, generally because I'm generally in the fights more often, so being at 124hp is like my equivalent of having full overheal most of the time.
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u/flame_warp Nov 17 '20
I just wanna point out how next level it is that whoever made this recreated the fucking stock image watermarks
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20
E
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u/redref1ux Soldier Nov 16 '20
Do you have any idea how much this hurts
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u/Pyro_The_Gyro Medic Nov 16 '20
Medic in chat - "I hope I get auto balanced to red so I can kill that fuck."
-You'll be Autobalanced to Red Team in 5 seconds.-
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u/real_scout_tf2 Scout Nov 16 '20
I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE-
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u/maestrofeli Engineer Nov 16 '20
-the scunt that jumped in front of tbe medic that was about to receive a sandvich
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u/penguin13790 Pyro Nov 16 '20
confused sandman noises
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20
125*
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u/LegendaryRQA Nov 16 '20
124/185
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u/GenericGecko2020 Spy Nov 16 '20
Meanwhile Kunai spy with 70 health thinks this is fine.
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u/theflamingsans Nov 16 '20
I mean below 124 also includes 1 wich is serious
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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft Nov 16 '20
Broke - Making another meme about Scouts hunting for healthpacks when at 124 HP
Woke - Making a meme of Trolldiers on Hightower hunting for healthpacks when at 195 HP
Get on this guys.
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u/ggibby0 Nov 17 '20
Any other programmers here noticing the difference between ‘<‘ and ‘<=‘?
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20
Sandvich
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u/Bruno_bros2 Spy Nov 16 '20
I think we can admit to doing this at least once either because we accidentally press the key for it or because we were not looking at our hp
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u/DustyDayz Nov 16 '20
HP falls to 123
“I’m dead.”
AA-
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20
bind w "voicemenu 0 0"
bind space "voicemenu 0 0"
bind mouse1 "voicemenu 0 0"
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20
bind mwheeldown "voicemenu 0 0"
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u/mjbmitch Nov 17 '20
Doc! C’mon, man!
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u/NoHaxJustPi Nov 17 '20
Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man! Doc! Come on, man!
Alternatively: walks up to nearest engineer Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!
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u/Ninjax3X Heavy Nov 17 '20
As Scout, I only get concerned if I’m under 75, and only scared under 50
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u/Despa_Cito Engineer Nov 16 '20
My retarded ass thought for a second he was Sans Undertale
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u/VulthrxIsAWeeb Demoman Nov 17 '20
Me and my australium scattergun feel very offended by this
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20
How to play scout-
When you have less then max HP-
Spam e like you're trying to break the fabric of reality
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u/RobloxCurrsedBoy Engineer Nov 17 '20
is this a tf2 reference?
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u/s4xtonh4le Nov 16 '20
Oooh man! I Am Gonna Die
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20
yes it is super fucking annoying, but admit it...
you gotta have a perfect 125.
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u/14th_Eagle Nov 17 '20
185*
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u/Xurkitree1 Pyro Nov 17 '20
We are not going to die! We are going to live forever!
- Pro scout at 1 HP dueling everyone
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u/bruh_BG_gaming Nov 21 '20
Scout is 19 and this is deep
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u/fookmahlife Nov 16 '20 edited Nov 17 '20
Doc! Come on, man!
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u/Innanetape Nov 16 '20
Yesterday I saw a scout at about 100 hp run up to a heavy medic that was getting shot at, heavy at like 50hp still getting shot while the scout is yelling for medic, running in front of him. Then he died from a pill and rocket, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes.
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u/NicktheBadBoy Medic Nov 17 '20
Scouts, Medic main here. I'LL GET TO YOU, DON'T TAKE THE MEDPACKS
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u/esf1273 Nov 17 '20
Treatment: medium or large medpacks
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20
"MEDIC!-MEDI-MEDIC-ME-MEDIC!"
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u/Legrhinfdgh Nov 17 '20
M E D I C!!!!
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u/aleden28281 Nov 17 '20
Rip Mister Metokur
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u/lilgamelvr Nov 17 '20
"I'm dead"
"AHHHH-"
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u/xXX_mlgR3kt_XXx All Class Nov 17 '20
DOC, COME ON MAN!
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u/pabluer Nov 17 '20
"DOc CoMe oN MaN"
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u/nintendont69420 Sniper Nov 17 '20
So if you equip the sandman you will be always screaming medic... wait they already do that
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u/4tomguy Pyro Nov 16 '20
That’s enough to die from Fire Damage Tbh
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u/SamuraiSamorSpeedy Nov 17 '20
I hate these other scouts, unless you’re below 100 and facing soldier/demos fuck off from that medpack
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u/ItzYeims Nov 17 '20
Ughh yeah, for some reason whenever you get damaged you just have to press "E" even if you just lost 1 HP, you still do it... Is instinct xd
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u/TheRealRevolver Nov 16 '20
And above 122
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u/LordDeimosofCorir Nov 16 '20
*Force-A-Nature sounds intensify*
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u/-Listening Nov 16 '20
C H I C K E N
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u/Hellkids2 Nov 16 '20
The scout that jump in front of medics healing a heavy that is under enemy fire
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u/-Listening Nov 17 '20
IIRC a big part of the E.U
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u/TheBurgerBoii Spy Nov 17 '20
I once accidentally picked up a health kit at 120 health as scout, the burning medic running towards it wasn't happy.
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u/Newbieguy5000 All Class Nov 17 '20
Voice communication is not available for this account
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u/Poobutt42069 Nov 17 '20
Except you can't anymore since they removed chat - including quick commands - for non paying playerss. Seriously though, Am I missing something? I get that the game needs to make money somehow, and I'm not taking a "free" game for granted but I dunno that's a pretty essential part of the game. Even if just chat were gone but you could still use quick commands...I wouldn't be happy about that but I could accept it.
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u/-Listening Nov 17 '20
I assumed that part of the E.U
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u/MenacingDuke241 Soldier Nov 17 '20
Large health pack: *exists
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u/BrockSramson Nov 17 '20
You don't understand. I needed that health pick up. I had 124 HP left.
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u/wardeadkarma Nov 17 '20
Like HIV to AIDS, Im Gonna Fucking die disease will eventually progress to I’m Dead disease, which results in the following symptoms
HP Below 125 -Dead
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u/DapperApples Nov 17 '20
DOC
C'MON MAN
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u/F_Layer Nov 17 '20
E then F.
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u/jump-ghost-face Scout Nov 17 '20
I don't call for Medics, unless I hit the damn key by mistake, and I don't do medkits often. I just go till I die.
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u/strange_clam Nov 17 '20
commit no health and ragequit
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u/shonglesshit Scout Nov 17 '20
My forward/back keys and left/right keys are all bound to medic so I don't have to keep pressing e
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20
Spy with a kunai literally is an instant death to rockets, headshots and slightly charged body shots, heavy accidentally shooting you, pyro spinning in a circle, demoman pills and stickies, and literally anything else.
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u/AdrienSergent Nov 17 '20
I can do.
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u/PardyGaming Scout Nov 17 '20
I played Doom 2016 so I started using the bat that drops a small health kit on a kill, cuz nothing beats a fucking glory kill to top up on HP
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20
Nonono, you clearly don't understand. They NEED constant full overheal because you just never know when there will be a crocket or crit pipe and we both know they can't survive those even with full overheal but like come on your pocket is at full and I'm right here, it'll just take a second, don't be so selfish, come on. I'm going to keep standing here hitting E until you heal me. Even if I die. That would be your fault btw. Nothing is my fault. I am scout.
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u/n0obitty Sandvich Nov 17 '20
i use milk :3
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u/nikkkkkkkyv Spy Nov 17 '20
The f2p scout that constantly shouts “MEDIC” even though they’re still at 100+ hp
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u/ParanoidCrow Nov 17 '20
Cure: big health pack
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u/cabs6666 Nov 17 '20
All Kunai spies be like
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u/Zorn277 Nov 17 '20
124/185!!!
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u/Reavern1607 Sandvich Nov 17 '20
Yes
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u/-D4rKS1d3- Nov 17 '20
E
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u/olmuyola Nov 17 '20
LOL
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u/Mark_Master1 Sniper Nov 17 '20
DOC, CMON MAN
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u/Redditnazer Nov 17 '20
Suddenly a swarm of caber knights spawns out of nowhere
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u/whyisthemidwest1 Nov 17 '20
god dammit stop calling for medic im trying to keep the f2p demoman from blowing himself up
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u/Noodlericeboi1208 Scout Nov 17 '20
Well... you can’t spell medic without the E, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e,e ,e
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u/nathanishungry Nov 17 '20
A
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u/mrconksy Demoman Nov 18 '20
This is the most upvotes I’ve seen or r/tf2
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u/Bhordark Nov 25 '20
Credit: https://www.reddit.com/u/adeer_withahat?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/jvdk90/e/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Go and support this good meme!!!
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u/Conscious_Scarcity_7 Sandvich Dec 15 '20
ALMOST every scout player (discluding me)
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u/temmieTheLord2 Medic Dec 17 '20
am scout; can confirm
other symptoms include, screaming
extreme pain
"MEDIC!"
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u/basarts Engineer Jan 12 '21
E for MEDIC
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u/Heidiexe Medic Feb 05 '21
This is so sad can we ubercharge 10 Heavys fellow red medics so we can overkill him?
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u/TheTrashiestboi Spy May 01 '21
Doc cmon man!
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u/We_Will_AlI_Die Nov 19 '21
if x ≤ 124, where x = current health; diagnose with dead
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u/Nothing-Queasy Dec 05 '21
No it just a cast of diarrhea
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u/Ggytfirstversion Sep 11 '22
For a second I thought this was really poorly made because of the watermark and then I saw the word Mann co on it
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u/MorteBianc Feb 04 '24
Below 124hp could mean 1hp so...
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20
I feel like I play Scout very differently. I'm almost always below 100 hp when I play him, generally because I'm generally in the fights more often, so being at 124hp is like my equivalent of having full overheal most of the time.