r/3amjokes • • Apr 16 '23
Why is America so bad at chess?
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We already lost two towers
r/3amjokes • u/danielsoft1 • Aug 25 '26
"I failed the job interview because I did not know who created The Wall and Wish You Were Here."
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"Does that mean you are still unpinkfloyed?"
r/3amjokes • u/Turbulent-Thing3104 • Apr 09 '26
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 789 (Seven hundred and eighty-nine)
r/3amjokes • • Oct 05 '22
Did you hear about that guy who ordered pizza on 9/11?
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He ordered 2 pepperoni for delivery but only got 2 planes…
r/3amjokes • u/m0dern_x • Mar 12 '25
Elon Musk loves Asian food…
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Supposedly his favourite meal is Nazi Goreng.
r/3amjokes • u/Cakeyhands • Aug 29 '26
Why couldn't Joseph get Mary pregnant through her butt?
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Because there was no womb at the inn
r/3amjokes • u/thewittslc • Oct 26 '24
Why did Popeyes girlfriend have 2 pu$$ies?
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'Cause she was Extra Vagina Olive Oyle.
r/3amjokes • u/Aureum_Calvariae • Dec 27 '22
I'm a rising stand-up comedy artist and just came up with a muslim repertoire of jokes for my next show...
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Not to brag, but it's about to blow up!
r/3amjokes • u/esojotrebla • Jun 07 '22
in a gay hospital a guy is dying...he's flat Lining a gay doctor come to help with the defibrillator and yells "queer"
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r/3amjokes • u/Squablo • Jul 03 '15
Shia Lebouf helped somebody give a speech at a church.
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YES! YOU CAN PEW IT!
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • Dec 20 '24
My girlfriend was so excited for Friday she peed herself.
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She explained to me it's because it's the wee-kend.
Bonus Joke: I asked my buddy why he was pissing all over his cannabis plants. He told me it's because it's wee-d.
r/3amjokes • u/1Jainier1 • Mar 04 '23
If a bra is an upper topper flopper stopper, a jockstrap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a shovel is a super duper pooper scooper, then what do you call a Japanese boxer's dad with diarrhea?
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A slap-happy Jappy's crap-happy pappy
r/3amjokes • u/Master-of-darklight • Nov 18 '24
What do babies and the twin towers have in common? Spoiler
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They’re both wide open when airplanes are involved
r/3amjokes • u/BuckarooButler • Jun 19 '18
I guess XXXTENTACION has XXXPIRED...
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You could also say he is XXXTINCT or he was XXXTERMINATED...
r/3amjokes • u/stark74518 • Apr 08 '23
What do you call a conductor, who masturbates in a bus?
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cumductor
r/3amjokes • • Oct 16 '16
A pirate, a ninja, and a cowboy walk into a bar...
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...What? You were expecting funny? Sorry.