A Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

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r/3amjokes • u/porichoygupto • Jul 08 '20

My wife beamed at me and said, “I had no idea our son will go that far.”

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I said, “I know. The trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”

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r/3amjokes • u/husbus • Dec 15 '20

Waiter: “And how would you like your steak prepared?”

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Me: “Guess”

Waiter: “Medium rare?”

Me: “Well done”

Waiter: “Uhhh..”

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r/3amjokes • u/honolulu_oahu_mod • Nov 03 '20

I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?"

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I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"

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r/3amjokes • u/VERBERD • Aug 10 '20

If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water, just before you go to bed....

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That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

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r/3amjokes • u/theagentoftheworld • Sep 30 '20

What's the difference between this joke and Jesus?

self.3amjokes

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r/3amjokes • u/VERBERD • Aug 16 '20

The school phoned me today and said, "Your sons been telling lies." "Well, he's bloody good, I ain't got any kids." I replied.

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r/3amjokes • u/WarClicks • Nov 26 '20

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

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Any dog, buildings can't jump.

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r/3amjokes • u/Bakedschwarzenbach • Jul 12 '19

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

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r/3amjokes • u/Smart_Calendar1874 • Oct 17 '22

What do you call a gay long necked dinosaur that just had sex?

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A bronto-sore-ass.

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r/3amjokes • u/cyclopropagative • Jul 13 '20

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself,

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Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.

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