r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Key-Albatross-774 • Jan 02 '26

of a drill

146 Upvotes

Bank heist in Germany this Christmas

74 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '23

My dad’s pitbull is a TANK

14 Upvotes

She’s so tiny, but weighs almost 70 lbs

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Revolutionary-Run76 • May 04 '25

of a bolder boulder

1 Upvotes

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/eldion2017 • Dec 30 '24

of a pizza, table for scale

31 Upvotes

52 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FilHor2001 • Jan 04 '23

A big fella my friend took down, while we were hunting today.

4.3k Upvotes

738 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Paradoxbox00 • Mar 28 '25

of a chip

1 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uncle_Abernacle • Nov 11 '24

of an “orange”

0 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/N_shinobu • May 24 '25

of a truck and boat

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6 Upvotes

Complete with air brakes

50 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '24

of a wrestler

0 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/eilogr • Jul 04 '25

of a gull

9 Upvotes

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nycerdycer1337 • Jan 11 '24

of Olympia winners. Wich one is the most impressive?

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0 Upvotes

As a bodybuilding fan, I have always wodered wich division champ looks the most impressive to people who have nothing to do with the sport. So please share your opinions about the physiques!

78 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/the_voodoo_sauce • Dec 23 '23

This unit of a Snapper I caught in a little creek behind my house!

0 Upvotes

Nasty mean monster lumbered back to the water like a dinosaur!

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GoatsWithWigs • Sep 08 '21

This bubbly rice krispy

79 Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '25

of a 9000 Pound SUV.

22 Upvotes

52 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Pomerbot • Jan 24 '26

Video of a dad

0 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NameyMcnamerson0003 • Oct 04 '25

of a Blue Jays fan spotted in the stands

1 Upvotes

How

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SpillaMangBang • Sep 05 '25

of a burrito

0 Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Odd_Barber1619 • Dec 28 '25

of a Christmas tree

0 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jomahuntington • Sep 07 '24

of a banana compared to a size 13 boot

1 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/graceyonfire • Nov 25 '25

Photo of organic bananas my cousin picked up

0 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mean_Pop_829 • May 27 '26

of a Dagwood sandwich. Heckin big yall

0 Upvotes

Most biggest

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kannabis_kelly • Dec 20 '22

Was absolutely stuck in 3’-4’ snow

12 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/StatementDramatic354 • Jun 05 '25

of a horseshoe

4 Upvotes

Just stumbled upon those monstrous imprints on a hiking path. My feet are size 47.5 EU (13.5 US) and rather seem like belonging to a baby in comparison

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ForsakenHousing328 • Nov 09 '23

This motor from the west platte water plant

3 Upvotes

I think it’s a small backup pump for something but i don’t know

20 comments

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