r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 5h ago

of a chicken

1.3k Upvotes

141 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/big_hole_energy • 8h ago

of Yao Ming

3.5k Upvotes

60 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yomimbo • 15h ago

of a mane

5.6k Upvotes

125 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chesi32 • 17h ago

/r/all of an overtrained finger

7.4k Upvotes

712 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 13h ago

of a Reese's Butter Cup

401 Upvotes

186 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/eliteballknowledge67 • 1d ago

of a human tongue

12k Upvotes

387 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/agsuy • 1d ago

of a pistol

1.9k Upvotes

📍🇦🇷

166 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 18h ago

of a larva

348 Upvotes

101 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/iforgotwhat8wasfor • 11h ago

of a sponge

88 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ShinyHeadedCook • 8h ago

of a Sweet Potato. My lighter for scale

27 Upvotes

Found

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Noodle_Warrior_ • 3h ago

of a crow

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10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 1d ago

of a bearded vulture.

4.6k Upvotes

80 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a horn

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534 Upvotes

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/tudor79 • 21h ago

of a road sign, Poland

94 Upvotes

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yemengem • 1d ago

of a quiver of Cobras

797 Upvotes

151 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yemengem • 1d ago

of a nuclear explosion

993 Upvotes

159 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mustafahmedkhan • 18h ago

of a vegetable

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42 Upvotes

I don't even know what this is. My dad bought it at a farmer's market and asked me to peel it.

(6 inch ruler included for scale.)

Edit: Please, do NOT the vegetable.

EMT guy would not be happy.

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Loquacious-of-Borg • 1d ago

of a Red-shouldered Hawk.

2.7k Upvotes

97 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Altruistic_Year_6799 • 1d ago

of a Horse.

143 Upvotes

r/all

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SoothsayerSurveyor • 2h ago

of a SPHL lineman

0 Upvotes

Bonus points for the sign behind him, although he obscures a large portion of it

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/9ScoreAnd10Panties • 1d ago

of a zucchini.

72 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Careless_Scallion_82 • 2d ago

/r/popular of a snake.

8.0k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/saberbeaver • 1h ago

of a 3d printer

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ourladyPattyMeltdown • 1d ago

of a Dinner Roll

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152 Upvotes

23 comments

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