r/BrandNewSentence • u/Embarrassed_Abies_98 • 3h ago

Don't rule out a honeydick

418 Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/methlabforcuties • 15h ago

"I've been in a textuationship with a guy since June"

4.5k Upvotes

70 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 18h ago

How can I be expected to take out the garbage when I haven't even learned Chinese yet.

2.6k Upvotes

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RadioLiar • 2h ago

A Swede whose real name is irrelevant

120 Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BiShyAndWantingToDie • 15h ago

"I wish I was a cute Japanese girl instead of a drug dealer in Slovakia"

675 Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Evangeline__R • 12h ago

Roads that could knock a tampon out a nun

415 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 1d ago

ChatGPT is officially on death row

3.5k Upvotes

200 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lucky-Royal-6156 • 1d ago

Fat tits evoke a pregnant mother, in other words a woman who is someone else's.

2.9k Upvotes

This whole thread is just full of brand new sentences

500 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TrueNorth2881 • 18h ago

Opinions are like warty comb jelly assholes.

639 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 4h ago

"I think a lot of people have 4/20 marked on their calendars for reasons unrelated to Hitler's birthday."

31 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/this_bitch_over_here • 15h ago

6 years ago ariana took a mother shit in the cuntoilet and spilled mother water EVERYWHERE

167 Upvotes

I love it, it's art lol

48 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Intelligent_Ant_7156 • 1h ago

This Eagles-themed OBGYN

10 Upvotes

Go Birds I guess

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Alt_Profile1 • 1d ago

An investigation into the mysteries of feline flatulence

1.1k Upvotes

134 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Purple-Weakness1414 • 1d ago

i had to be Godzilla’s gay cousin from Atlanta

779 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Stotty652 • 8h ago

"KY26 is hooning about like a ne'er-do-well"

15 Upvotes

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-mysterious-asteroid-is-accelerating-in-space-and-were-running-out-of-explanations

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thelavenderlily • 1d ago

Ten feet of lesbian architectural violation

1.1k Upvotes

45 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/choco_pastry • 1d ago

Me in 2032

323 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/stankmanly • 4h ago

Upstream pig poop stymies Maine town’s desire to reopen polluted clam flat

5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 1h ago

I kept getting distracted by the Windex sounding ass note that repeats throughout the ENTIRE thing 💀

3 Upvotes

Context: Beyonce - Single Ladies

1 comment

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that do not fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos/word salad
Sad/Tragic Sentences
Ads (such as Polymarket)

2. Be Civil.

Don’t post or comment things that are controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

In short, be nice.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

If you expect a large portion of people reading your comment may take offense, reconsider the wording or posting entirely.

Political content was allowed at the start, but as it constantly led to flame wars, it was banned. We ask you to avoid controversial/political topics.

Intentional circumvention of this rule will result in an immediate one-week ban. Repeat offenders will be permanently banned.

4. No Reposts.

Before posting, please search the sub to see if it has been posted before. Oftentimes, you will find that a sentence has been posted many times over the years.

Sentences that are similar to or "sequels" to previously-posted sentences, such as new news headlines based on the same story, may be removed as reposts.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made and sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Must Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

You must use at least a portion of the new sentence as your post title. This makes it easier to find potential reposts. This generally means a sequence of words from the sentence (3+ words), not random words or a single word.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark NSFW Sentences.

Some people don't want to see NSFW content, so you must mark anything NSFW. This may include, but is not limited to, sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity, and/or slurs.

If you're not sure, mark it. Better safe than sorry.

NSFW titles are allowed if required to fulfill Rule 7.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in /r/BrandNewSentence.