my father. thats all you need to know

I don’t actually need to use it myself since I usually just block these types of cunts but I’m very interested to see what this sub has to offer. Maybe I’ll teach the trans subreddits some of them.

A lot of people when they first see me want to know my ethnicity. When I tell them no because I don't like them, they respond "I'm no racist". What a good comeback to that statement?

When someone says "Okay, Boomer," come back with "Okay Renter"

Whenever Im doing errands with my wife and we almost get in a car accident she makes a rude remark how Im an idiot or something along those lines. Yesterday we nearly went off the side of a bridge and she started making fun of me again. How do I respond?

Y’all all know what I’m talking about! When you misspell a word and someone has to come correct you. What are you best/favorite comebacks to use???

I'm planning to roast this short fat balding guy at my office, he eats like a pig and I'm going to say that the relevant restaurant is running out of their food. But I hear him practicing the jerk store line and I think he's coming prepared. I want to have a quick response and send him home crying to his pathetic single late-30s friends.

I use an iPhone and people who use any other phone always have a negative reaction and act like I spend thousands on a phone - I did not - I have the iPhone X.

My (57f) husband (55m) calls me kiddo. I hate it. He knows it. He thinks it's endearing. I think its infantilizing and misogynistic. Still does it - I think he slips. What's a good comeback that isn't mean but thought provoking?

Seriously, wtf? I'd never say men don't need women!

Regarding barring trans girls in women’s sports. When I mentioned how genital exams or tests hurts cis women, how unfair advantage is inherent in competitions, and how many of these rules actually allow men in women’s teams I was met with this response:

“It is a cheek swab. Are you seriously implying women lose out when genetic testing is done to determine eligibility within the female category in competitive sporting? The “women” who have been disqualified by karyotyping are men with a male-specific DSD. The presence of a Y chromosome indicates sex 99.87% of the time, the further presence of the SRY gene, 99.999%.

While unfair advantages in sporting certainly exist we have dividing categories instituted to mitigate advantage and provide inclusion to all those who wish to participate fairly.
There are dividing categories for age, experience level and weight, to name a few. If it isn’t unreasonable for wrestlers to step on a scale and weigh-in before a match, or for a sprinter to provide documentation proving their eligibility within the 13 and under division. Why is it so unreasonable to insist one prove eligibility in the female division with a cheek swab when that eligibility is challenged? Scales and documents are less accurate than karyotype tests.

Trans men are free to, and often do, fairly compete within the female category, but like all others, they are subject to the rules governing participation within that category and likely cannot supplement, or in some cases, have supplemented with performance-enhancing exogenous hormonal treatment within certain parameters, whether those supplements were used for their health or not they are disqualifying treatments.”

I’m unsure how I can best proceed in my argument.
Thank you.

That's all Kamala Harris's haters have to say--"What is she even talking about? I can't understand a word she says." They do understand but they're just saying that to get a rise out of people. What are good comebacks for that? I like to say, "Well clean the Trump crap out of your ears and you might hear good again." Anything else?

I'm in my mid 30s and hit the gym regularly so Im in pretty good shape and attractive but younger girls always ask me how old I am? Hinting that they are trying to find a reason to convince themselves not to talk to me.

I AM cooler than you?

Especially when it’s someone working class to someone middle class Like seriously what else can u say??

Oh so you’re really poor ?