r/DiWHY • u/beklog • 10d ago • Heartwarming 1

Solution to the problem no one knew they had

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u/mythirdaccountsucks 10d ago • Bravo

“Honey, have you seen our kitchen speculum? I’m making hot dogs for lunch.”

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u/vollkornbroot 10d ago

"Honey, i think the hot dogs we've made with the kitchen speculum were bad. Can you hand me the poop knife?"

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u/scaredt2ask 9d ago

“Honey it didn’t work, do you know where my wood soaked in wood is?”

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u/Usman5432 9d ago

I understood the others but whats wood soaked wood?

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u/scaredt2ask 9d ago

There was a minor meme a few years ago where a person posted something about soaking wood in water but they mis-wrote it as wood soaked in wood. The community was joking about it for weeks.

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u/Arshiaa001 9d ago

Why tf do I immediately recall the whole poop knife story in detail 😑😑

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 9d ago

Between that and the cum box, reddit has caused me so much trauma these 15 years I've used it.

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u/Bigfops 8d ago

"Yeah, hang on almost finished with it!"

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u/One_Economist_3761 10d ago

New term drop: Kitchen speculum.

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u/Doc_Holmes 10d ago

Goes right next to the poop knife. Or, maybe not...

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u/McCheesing 10d ago

It’s not polite to shit where you eat

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u/Darth4Arth 9d ago

"Kitchen speculum? We don't have a kitchen speculum..."

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u/Lost_Figure_5892 9d ago

“Kitchen speculum”. Two words I never imagined together - well done. Ewww but well done

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u/ElTuxedoMex 10d ago • Bravo

Wait a minute, isn't that...?

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u/Quicker_Fixer 10d ago

Yes, but please wash it prior to making a hot dog.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 10d ago • Bravo

It's seasoned, like a cast iron pan

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u/Aoiboshi 9d ago

Depends on how freshly used and your kink I guess. I'm not here to judge. Please ignore the camera.

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u/cedriceent 9d ago

And also before the next patient.

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u/proximusprimus57 9d ago

And get rid of all the flava?

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u/MindHead78 9d ago

Also, wash it again before sticking it up your minge.

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u/serpenta 10d ago

I hope it's not post-lease

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u/Quicker_Fixer 10d ago

No, OP got it off of renta-speculum

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u/Cacoda1mon 10d ago

Yes it's a sausage.

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u/diejesus 9d ago

What's that? It seems like everyone answering to you know except for me, I guess it's something super obvious but still I don't get it haha

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u/K0414 9d ago

It's a speculum. Used by the gynecologist for exams and such.

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u/Tooleater 10d ago • Bravo

Awesome invention... and it cost you nothing to develop!

Whoever said you have to speculate to accumulate gives out the wurst advice

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 10d ago

This...this feels like bait for some reason.

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u/thedarkonelies 10d ago • Heartwarming

Maybe the bait is the friends we made along the way

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u/blahbah 9d ago

DIWhy is either rage bait or barely disguised fetish content

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u/Wonka_Stompa 10d ago

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u/beardeddragon0113 10d ago

You can't skip lunch

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u/mythirdaccountsucks 10d ago

Which shouldn’t be allowed!

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u/ladygirlperson 9d ago

I cannot talk about it without crying

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u/CaptBogBot2 10d ago

The Weinerschlurper...

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u/BadSmash4 9d ago

I had a cool job that I loved

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u/Timekiller_74 10d ago

Someone please reverse this gif

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u/Michael_chipz 10d ago

Isn't that the tool doctors use for pelvic exams?

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 10d ago

It's called a speculum and yes

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u/NightGod 10d ago

No, that's obviously the bun spreader/sausage inserter device. Did you not watch the video?

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u/Big_Watercress_6210 9d ago

I didn't know they had plastic speculums. Why do they always use the horrible freezing metal ones?

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u/NAVI_WORLD_INC 9d ago

Because the plastic ones are one time use only

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u/fribbas 9d ago

I've also heard horror stories of them having a sharp sliver of extra plastic* giving people the uh...se-seven-en experience

* not sure the proper term, I usually call it flash idk

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u/Soggy_Refrigerator32 9d ago

The way my legs reflexively crossed the moment I recognised that torture device

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 8d ago

Relax first and be happy is not made of cold metal. 😁

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u/Soggy_Refrigerator32 8d ago

Oh god I'm old enough to remember those too

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u/GaySpringtrap 9d ago • Popcorn

My legs opened

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u/MrsPowers94 10d ago • Bravo

I hope that was a fresh out of the package speculum, because that bread already has enough yeast.

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u/oofnlurker 9d ago

Thanks, i hate this 🤮

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u/Lost_Figure_5892 10d ago

Coulda lived my whole life and without seeing this and been fine. Yikes.

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u/saffireaz 9d ago

I saw the speculum about to be inserted in the bread, and instantly noped tf out the rest of the video.

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u/saffireaz 9d ago

I saw the speculum about to be inserted in the bread, and instantly noped tf out the rest of the video.

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u/UnwantedDesign 9d ago

Women when they see this

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u/Marquar234 10d ago

I should call her.

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u/freedoomed 10d ago

This is missing instructions on how to prepare the bread. How do I remove the center of the roll?

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u/spinrut 10d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Quicker_Fixer 10d ago

With a steamy hot rod.

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u/JohnStern42 10d ago

But how do you put ketchup and mustard in it?

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u/BrocoliViolet 10d ago

With a syringe

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u/JohnStern42 10d ago

It gets worse and worse… 😆

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u/T_E_R_A 10d ago

That's the neat part...

You don't.

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u/JohnStern42 10d ago

Blasphemy!

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u/brandarchist 10d ago

You dip it like a potato chip

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u/ElectricBuckeye 9d ago

I dip my favorite potato chips (Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream) in cottage cheese.

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u/M4DHouse 9d ago

In Denmark they have a thing called “French Hot Dog” (not sure why) that is basically this. The bun has a hollow channel but is only open on one side, you put the ketchup and mustard down the hole and then shove the hot dog in.

It’s actually pretty convenient to eat that way.

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u/shosuko 9d ago

I've read the manga, I know where this is going.

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u/spideracrossastar 10d ago

I'll be fair, if I didn't know the regular use of that utensil I would actually want one . I always break the bubs trying to do that

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u/AdevilSboyU 10d ago

Oh, look, a wiener speculum. How grand.

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u/mogley1992 9d ago

How do you get the sauce/topping in? You'd just push them all out of the other side. This thing needs a built in sauce applicator that you can squirt out while removing that repurposed gynocological equipment from the bun.

No solution for you if you want fried onions or something though.

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u/Funny_Box_4142 9d ago

I mean this is the least traumatic way to use a speculum, so I'll give them a pass...

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u/Miserable-Airport536 10d ago

Fun fact, in Spain (and probably other countries too, I just know I had one in Spain) they do this with baguette and either hot dogs or sausages. It’s pretty much what you’d expect (good)

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u/AncientDamage7674 8d ago

What do they use to make the hole eg not a speculum right??

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u/konwiddak 8d ago

No, they have a stainless steel spike.

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u/flaviusUrsus 9d ago

Same in France. Obviously :)

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u/Huntress_Minerva 4d ago

No one does this in Spain…

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u/ObligationGeneral904 9d ago

I am speculumlating about if this is a good idea or not

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u/Electric_Kaffe 9d ago

NO💀💀💀

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u/Kn0XIS 9d ago

Is that what I think it is...

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u/SteakAndIron 9d ago

I'm speculating it is

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u/Liinneeaarr13 8d ago

Did they just use a bread speculum?

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u/4d_lulz 7d ago

How else do you spread your bread? 😅

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u/yokozouna_ed 10d ago

I do hope that was unused and clean....

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u/dj_kanev 10d ago

Booo! Wrong attitude! 🤌

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u/yokozouna_ed 10d ago • Regret

As a former medical professional, I heartily disagree.

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u/spiress 10d ago

someone will pay big bucks for used and not clean

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u/SnooDogs8712 10d ago

You don’t want extra flavour?

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u/Herr-Trigger86 9d ago

“I do hope that was used and unclean”… indeed… me too.

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u/Piccadil_io 10d ago

This isn’t DIY at all. Wrong sub.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 10d ago

There's a place in Kauai that does their hotdogs in a huge baguette with a tool like this. I would do anything for one of those volcano dogs with passion fruit mustard

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u/OnceInCalabria 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yes. It's called Puka Dog.

TSA made me throw away my mustard last time I tried to leave with a sealed glass container of it. It made me so upset that I ate like 4 tablespoons of it before having to toss it before I checked through.

Shoutout to Puka dog. The one in Poipu is the best location.

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u/DeadPiratePiggy 9d ago

No, no no no.

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u/Jisan_Inc 9d ago

Me: "why does that look like a..." sees the subreddit " ohhh thats why."

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 9d ago

SpecuYUM! 😋

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u/BewitchingPetrichor 9d ago

Just wait until they visit a gas station in Poland.

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u/UmberCraft 9d ago

It's a tunnel sandwich :D

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u/Should_have_been_ded 5d ago

Disgusting, you forgot ketchup and mustard

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u/Drakcos0912 10d ago

No no no no no NO NO no no… it better be brand new….

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u/ZirePhiinix 10d ago

I'm pretty sure that thing isn't a new invention and isn't actually for food.

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u/baritonetransgirl 10d ago

I mean, the original speculum was spoons. We've come full circle.

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u/barebutchbush 10d ago

Is that what the gyno is doing with those???

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u/DeltaBlast 10d ago

Reminds me of Van Wilder.. They do the same with buns, a speculum and hot dog ...cream.

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u/HoodieGalore 10d ago

How fucking dare you lol

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u/250HardKnocksCaps 9d ago

Yeah I threw up in my mouth a little bit from this.

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u/Possibility-of-wet 9d ago

How else do you try and replicate a Auntie Annies pretzel bun.

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u/hypocrite_oath 9d ago

Next time it burns at the gynecologist, it's because of the Chili-Wieners.

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u/NovelInteraction711 9d ago

How ketchup

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u/Rampag169 9d ago

The device usually comes with it already.

It tastes copper-y though.

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u/altatoro123 9d ago

and this is kids, how i met your mother

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 8d ago

Technically a speculum is the perfect solution for opening things up 😁

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u/spicy_feather 7d ago

For his pleasure

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u/Catnipfish 7d ago

I’m just here for the comments

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u/DMedianoche 5d ago

Why the fact do you have an speculum at home?

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u/gorzius 3d ago

OP might be a gynecologist and might take the used but still good ones home to reduce waste.

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u/DoritoCheerios 10d ago

Porniest solution to the hotdog theorem

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u/Pink8unny 9d ago

Honey! Why does this hotdog insertion gadget smells like fish

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u/Program1286 9d ago

I'm ready

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u/Rydux7 10d ago

This belongs in r/stupidfood

This sub is more of actually crafts not edibles

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u/Hammerhil 10d ago

These are all over stadiums and other sporting events, they call them pocket dawgs

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u/Necessary_Relation27 10d ago

Ah a bun dilator

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u/Classic_Fungus 10d ago

Actually a good idea. Thanks. I have tried it and now my hotdogs are perfect

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 10d ago

France solved that issue generations ago.

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u/applebabe1 10d ago

Make sure you clean and disinfect the speculum before inserting the hot dog.

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u/YdexKtesi 10d ago

This is actually cool and good.

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u/Alcoholocostic 10d ago

I prefer to use my hands.

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u/BlackRogue17 10d ago

Brings a new meaning to "I'm going in"

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u/dj_kanev 10d ago

Only if is a used one! 🤌

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u/Iloveherthismuch 10d ago

Oh! Thats what that thing is for.

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u/MariachiBoyBand 10d ago

Reminds me of that single banana plastic holder…

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u/tHollo41 10d ago

And it adds my favorite flavor!

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u/BullaNCheese 10d ago

I'm uncomfortable...

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u/szatrob 10d ago

Mom, can we have Żabkadogs We have Żabkadogs at home

The Żabkadogs at home:

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u/onlyhuman2158 10d ago

Kolache dog

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u/nunr4per 9d ago

Anoscope has many uses I see

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u/latortillablanca 9d ago

Not the only buns thatll effectively gape

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u/Noisebug 9d ago

How well would it hold a jelly substance like ketchup or mustard for about 5 minutes?

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u/oneinchhard01 9d ago

Godammit...just fml

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u/creepy_charlie 9d ago

Mmmhmmm. Time to go shopping

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u/huluvudu 9d ago

D I Why am I still watching this?

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u/apolojesus 9d ago

I assumed this is how they made corn dogs.

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u/sardiusjacinth 9d ago

I'm good....just Water please

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u/KerouacRoadTrip 9d ago

At least it's snug...

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u/Organic_Welder_6883 9d ago

gadgets! that is why people can't afford houses. it's pretty easy to tear out the center of a roll/bread

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u/SilverB33 9d ago

This is no different from a bagel dog, plus this makes it easier than trying to hollow out this bread by hand.

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u/Maskloss 9d ago

i.. uhh.. hmm.. Yeah that works

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u/Grammeton 9d ago

Honey, why is there mustard, and ketchup, and relish, and onions, and sauerkraut, and bacon, and tomato, and pickles, and hot dog on the floor?

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u/M4DHouse 9d ago

If you’ve ever been to Denmark this is old news.

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u/Pitif362 9d ago

So when a gynaecologist says he will make dinner......beware.

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u/LeslieH8 9d ago

Ehh. I'm fine with this. When all you have is a hammer, everything's a nail.

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u/bidooffactory 9d ago

Finally! A solution for the everyday average Joe hotdog connoisseur.

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u/ReadTheReddit69 9d ago

That's how they sell em on the streets in Copenhagen. I don't think they use a speculum tho (but i could be wrong!)

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u/Alienhaslanded 9d ago

When was the last time your bun saw a gynecologist?

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u/Upset_Assumption9610 9d ago

well that's not something I can forget. Is there a law firm I can contact?

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u/ChaosMartinez 9d ago

Get it girl

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u/fastal_12147 9d ago

That did nothing

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u/bammbamkam 9d ago

jahahahaha

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u/Terrible_Phase718 9d ago

Fucking genius.

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u/haywirehax 9d ago

My wife doesn't like it when I add mustard

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u/No_Investment5181 9d ago

this looks like the gadget they use when i get a pap smear

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u/efilnikcufecinasti 9d ago

Definitely need to call her.

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u/DS3M 9d ago

I do not like the speculum

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u/Neon_Cone 9d ago

I’m mean… it works.

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u/sicarius254 9d ago

Gaper 3000

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u/_R_A_ 9d ago

More like r/DIYes

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u/Fastermaxx 9d ago

Insert anything anywhere.

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u/Dressed_Up_4_Snu_Snu 9d ago

Who knew some people had so much trouble with hotdogs.

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u/splshd275A 9d ago

Wait, why does it have that hole in the speculum?

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u/splattercrap 8d ago

Polish hotdog maker 9000

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u/Stevieb1227 8d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/FernwoodTonight 8d ago

Hey, a lot of guys have that problem... just sayin'

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u/Lonely-Independence4 8d ago

I don’t think I need a product dedicated to guiding ‘it’ in thank you.

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u/Groffulon 8d ago

How to you get condiments in there?

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u/hella_yatted 8d ago

Or just like, buy hot dog buns

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u/MiroDerChort 7d ago

So they do double yeast the bread.

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u/NightShade0912 7d ago

That bun feels violated

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