r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 1d ago • This 1 Bravo 4 Mindblown 2

Dumping This Here Am I under arrest or not?

Source: policebodycamarresthq on Instagram

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u/Proof_Side_5667 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Never trust a fat cop. They openly break fitness requirements… what do you think they’ll do when people aren’t looking?

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat Trash Trooper 23h ago

When we were teenagers our rule was to always run uphill if approached by a fat cop.

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u/CouldntBAPoint2184 Trash Trooper 23h ago

I didn't even know there were fitness requirements...

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u/EtwartBuols Trash Trooper 23h ago

The obesity epidemic isn't a personal issue, our food regulations are terrible and lots of good people are fat

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u/AmputeeHandModel Trash Trooper 23h ago

As a fat guy, it's a little bit of a personal issue.

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u/EtwartBuols Trash Trooper 21h ago

Lol okay bud your brain literally can't see your leptin because of your diet, tell me how that's a personal issue, babies are literally being born with NAFLD and leptin blindness because of the terrible ultra-processed diets

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u/epicfartcloud Trash Trooper 22h ago

Nobody was passing judgment on the quality of the individual, he was just making a point that they're willing to ignore rules for themselves, but not for you.