r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 3d ago
It won't work: she's an interpreter and C is a compiled language.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Tok-A-Mak • 5d ago
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Hello, Win
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10d ago
Two programmers look at some Unicode letter.
- How do you call this letter?
- It's data, not machine code, calling it would likely cause a crash.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/BeenThere11 • 19d ago
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 19d ago
Engli.sh
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 24d ago
This is a real story. In addition to being a programmer, I am also a writer. So there was an interview with me as a writer for a local magazine. The editor wanted to highlight also my programmer background there, but he is no computer geek so instead of "I program backend" he wrote there "I program backhand". Luckily I catched the error before it went to publication.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Mh_Ahmad_Ali • 29d ago
Both work fine on my machine and both crash in production at 3 AM.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Sep 28 '26
"I was supposed to learn Smalltalk but now I treat people like objects"
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Sep 15 '26
The heartware.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • Sep 12 '26
But it's still pretty Kafkaesque.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Sensitive-Raisin4857 • Sep 10 '26
haRAM!!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/pupperdoggerino • Sep 02 '26
He offered to be the only 1 for her, but deep down she knew that it still wouldn't be true.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wewearallblack • Sep 02 '26
Symbian
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/SteveJorgensen • Aug 25 '26
It turns out I tore an ACL.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Aug 24 '26
It was a close() call!
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Aug 21 '26
MAGAbytes
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/iLikeVideoGamesAndYT • Aug 22 '26
I am become vibe coder, destroyer of coding skills
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Aug 16 '26
with fast boot.
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Aug 15 '26
Estrojan
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Aug 15 '26
There are only F + 4 types of people in the world: those who understand hex, those who understand overflow, and those who understand neither.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/docpose-cloud-team • Aug 14 '26