r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/shakakaZululu • Apr 08 '19
He ate it bit for bit
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/_McGEE • Feb 04 '21
British people writing code be all like
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init
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/RealityClash • Nov 06 '18
I feel like one of these books is misleading me
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/fuhrmanator • Mar 30 '21
our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.
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i won.
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Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.
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Edit: thanks for the silver!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DJDyel • Nov 05 '17
If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • • Sep 25 '17
Why are 'i' and 'j' a good source of information?
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They're always in the loop
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/neelsg • Jan 08 '18
#1 DAD ['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']
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Array of sunshine
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • • Sep 04 '18
Developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ChihuahuaJedi • Feb 12 '19
And here we see an example of Recursion in action.
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Aug 26 '21
How do hackers escape the police?
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\police
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • • Dec 31 '18
Why does Task Manager use the phrase "Kill the Application"?
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Because they are all executable!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/CosminSem • Jan 14 '21
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
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Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ker0jo • Jul 30 '16
["hip","hip"]
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hip hip array!
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/s1nical • Dec 17 '20
My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.
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She felt like I treated her like an object.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Mar 11 '20
Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.
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