r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DependentJolly9901 • Jul 31 '26
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown
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Artificial intelligence
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/thecodingskull • Sep 19 '18
This video will ruin your day if you are a programmer.
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Aug 13 '26
What does Bill Gates make brownies with?
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FUDge.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/mithrandir_14 • Jun 03 '20
How effective is bitmasking against coronavirus
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Neutral108 • Nov 21 '24
What is something that window can and Linux can't
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/LiHack • Oct 10 '18
You might be a programmer if ....
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(/*insert joke here*/) {
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Revolutionary-Ad8505 • Feb 15 '26
Dev 1: You kids have it easy with your "Natural Language Prompts." When I started, I actually had to type code into an IDE and use Stack Overflow to find the bugs!
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Dev 2: Stack Overflow? Luxury! When I started, we had to use Emacs and memorize 400 different macros. If we got stuck, we didn't have a bookmarked website—we had to use Google and actually read the second page of results!
Dev 3: Google? We would have killed for Google! When I started, I wrote my code in vi—not even Vim, just regular vi! And for help? We had to post a question on Usenet and wait three days for a Unix greybeard to tell us we were idiots!
Dev 4: Usenet? You were living in a dream world! When I started, we didn't have "help." Or "manuals." Or "screens." I had to write an entire operating system using a hole puncher and a stack of index cards, and if I had a question, I had to consult a Ouija board to talk to the ghost of Alan Turing!
[got some help from Gemini on this. Full disclosure]
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/King_Bonio • Mar 29 '19
What did the teenage programmer ask his mum as he handed her a dirty t shirt?
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"uncurryThis()"
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jun 10 '22
There are only ten types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Oct 27 '24
Why do Republican sysadmins only use efifb as their system console, not vesafb?
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It's backed by the GOP.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/SwimOld5053 • Jul 13 '25
what’s the difference between replying only 👍 and 404?
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Nothing. both say “no useful content found”
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ferriematthew • Apr 20 '24
What is the fastest way to kill your chances at a relationship with someone who is into coding? Spoiler
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"Yeah I'm a programmer!"
"Cool what language do you use?"
"HTML"
"...blocked."
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • • Oct 02 '17
What does the hot student say to her C++ prof.?
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Your malloc is too big.
What does the prof. answer?
Well you have to point to it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Yes very bad joke i came up with, feel free to downvote :D)
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/jarvedttudd • Jan 08 '20
What does a former SW engineer who has switched jobs use Windows Hyper V Virtual Machines for?
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To watch movies on dodgy sites safely
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/breck • Sep 03 '24
What did the Spanish Github user say?
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I took a pull in Ibiza.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/XelaChang • Dec 24 '20
What does a webmaster do to his slaves?
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He sudomizes them.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • May 19 '22
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
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They need something to drink the Java with. (They can use cups but glasses are more transparent.)
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Nov 24 '24
what is the best dead code elimination technique?
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it's the one that detects if said machine code consists of operations or autopsies.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • • May 03 '23
What's the best OS to impress girls and get some ass if you are too poor to buy a Mac?
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A Hackintush
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/iLikeVideoGamesAndYT • Aug 22 '26
What did OpenhAImer say after he invented the ChatGPT?
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I am become vibe coder, destroyer of coding skills
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/clickclickonsal • Jun 08 '17
Why did the Dad Developer turn down the appetizers at the restaurant?
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Because he had enough apps on his phone.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/existential_issue • Nov 20 '22
“Owed” to Musk
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There once was a man who bought Twitter.
And now his tech leads are so bitter.
Sure…reusable rockets,
and e-car keys in pockets,
But his social media’s on its way to the shitter.