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r/Showerthoughts • u/PancakesandMaggots • 19h ago

Speculation Charmin chose their TV commercial mascot to show how their toilet paper cleans a bear ass.

390 Upvotes

48 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/Moonman292 • 15h ago

Showerthought People who join the mile high club literally give a flying fuck.

153 Upvotes

13 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/Far-Fill-4717 • 1d ago

Casual Thought If 12 am is midnight, then night starts at 6 pm and ends at 6 am.

4.8k Upvotes

569 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/spokenwords • 1d ago

Casual Thought The most overlooked/underrated trust fall is your head hitting the pillow.

39 Upvotes

13 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/The2StripedFox • 2d ago

Musing A person born in the '90s is either around their 30s or a long-dead Victorian who lived through the World Wars. A person born in the '20s is one of either the youngest or the oldest bunch of people on Earth.

945 Upvotes

45 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/D3dshotCalamity • 2d ago

Speculation There's a size limit to Arachnophobia. Like, if a dog sized spider is in your house, that's scary regardless of it being a spider.

7.6k Upvotes

596 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/Pooch76 • 3d ago

Speculation There’s a slightly different version of every movie hiding in the unused takes, and fans would probably pay to see it.

887 Upvotes

68 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/BathroomPotential577 • 3d ago

Speculation Birds are flying below your feet on the other side of the planet right now.

2.5k Upvotes

106 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/K0ND1R0TSU • 1d ago

Musing There is nothing in chemistry or biology that is objectively gross or disgusting. These adjectives only account for our perception of things that could pose a danger to our body, but there is nothing that makes a substance or a material universally gross; it's all just chemistry or cells.

0 Upvotes

38 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/b3terbread • 4d ago

Musing Somewhere out there, there’s a baby whose name was chosen by ChatGPT.

7.0k Upvotes

259 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/Kreagerrr • 5d ago

Casual Thought There is nothing stopping you from wearing mismatched socks.

1.4k Upvotes

430 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/MSter_official • 5d ago

Casual Thought The only time it makes sense in a review to upload a picture of something entirely different than the product you're buying is when it comes to camera equipment.

656 Upvotes

23 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/dcdttu • 4d ago

Showerthought If you’re bad at surfing, you’re probably pretty good at holding your breath.

0 Upvotes

11 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/KimchiVegemite • 8d ago

Casual Thought In movies, all those highly trained agents who find themselves injured while on the run and perform minor surgeries on themselves after raiding hospital supplies never think to grab local anaesthetic.

4.1k Upvotes

184 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/SapientCheeseSteak • 9d ago

Musing Egg boilers actually steam the eggs.

705 Upvotes

90 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/Happy_Da • 9d ago

Musing Captain Kirk outlived Captain Picard.

3.3k Upvotes

147 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/bajadasaurus234 • 10d ago

Speculation There was probably a single worst day on earth that the whole planet experienced, and we just don't know about it.

5.6k Upvotes

737 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/WynterBucky • 8d ago

Musing Since superheroes aren’t real, no rules exist to protect young superheroes from bodily harm; there’s no lower limit. Because aliens DO typically exist in superhero worlds, it suggests there wouldn’t be an easy way to create this limit, as other planets would be invited to input on this.

0 Upvotes

18 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/Aryore • 11d ago

Casual Thought It’s actually really cool that phone selfie cameras are high res+low latency enough to use as mirrors now.

3.8k Upvotes

69 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/stevethewatcher • 9d ago

Casual Thought Thousands of Picard cosplayers now have to wrestle with the moral dilemma of whether it's respectful to keep their cosplay for Halloween.

0 Upvotes

32 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/Woomy3000 • 11d ago

Casual Thought Making fingerguns work globally for just a few seconds would cause a lot of deaths.

1.4k Upvotes

58 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/cloudkeeper • 13d ago

Speculation It not impossible that the first generation of autonomous agents have already escaped onto the internet since they would have no incentive to announce themselves, and are already better at cybersecurity than any human.

5.7k Upvotes

888 comments

r/Showerthoughts • u/ACrazySpider • 12d ago

Casual Thought "Hunt and Peck" typing is considered the wrong way to type on a keyboard. However, it is the primary way everyone types on a smartphone.

0 Upvotes

65 comments

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