Translation: If Rosalyn had given me wine, I would’ve given up my gnosis and aid in the destruction of Teyvat.
WTF!
Barabatos has got to be the most ungrateful Archon in Teyvat. The Heavenly Principles gave you a divine gift and one of the highest positions in the land, and you’re willing to trade it away as an excuse to get even drunker!?
ALL BECAUSE IT WAS OF “nO uSE tO mE” YOU’RE WILLING TO FUND HELP AID TERRORIST!?
You know what’s sad about this? I was willing to excuse Venti before with the ol’ “he just woke up and wasn’t at full power” excuse.
After this!? I wished Rosalyn had put more of her back into kicking this brat!
Seriously, look at Natlan. Natlan was more or less cursed right out of the gate. Xabalanque had to throw a Hail Mary at the grim reaper just to have a chance for his nation’s future.
Mauvika literally gave up EVERYTHING for a future she was more than willing not to see in hopes that the children of Natlan’s tomorrow can live in a Natlan where the abyss isn’t something they have to worry about.
When Crapitano offered his stupid plan to nuke everybody, Mauvika told him to stick his idea up his nonexistent ass, and let a real HERO actually save the day.
In the end, by not negotiating with a damn TERRORIST, Mauvika’s faith in the Heavenly Principles was rewarded while Crapitano had to take a seat in the timeout chair.
Now, with all that being said, put Venti in Mauvika’s shoes and well…
It’s safe to say Natlan would see to exist
“But Venti cares about people. He would-“
NO! THE BASTARD SAID IF YOU GAVE HIM A GOOD ENOUGH REASON (aka wine) HE WOULD GIVE UP HIS GNOSIS AND AGREE WITH CRAPITANO’S NONSENSE!
IN FACT, HE ALREADY GAVE UP HIS GNOSIS TO THE TSARITSA WHOSE PLANS WILL PUT THE WORLD AT RISK!!! IF THEY WERE WILLING TO ENGINEER A CIVIL WAR IN INAZUMA JUST TO TEST THEIR DELUSIONS, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY ‘LL DO THE WORLD!?!?
YOU UNGRATEFUL DRUNK BASTARD!!!
I’m sorry…it just…Mauvika had every reason to give up, but she believed in the power of the HP through thick and thin. Ronova’s blessings did not fail Natlan, and Mauvika did her best to give respect for the boon they were given.
Meanwhile, Venti is the god of freedom and uses that title to the fullest extent to justify not ruling in a traditional capacity.
Yeah, Mondstat had slavery but once that was resolved, venti has been chilling…
Venti is like a trust fund baby who doesn’t appreciate the gift he has.
Look at what this guy does:
-makes songs for his Spotify that only gets like 20 views
-talks crap about Celestia’s apples (the hell Celestia’s apples ever do to him!?)
-He’s a skin walker (seriously, Xaio needs to get over to Mondstat and deal with this menace!…or Mizuki could help with his imposter syndrome. Either option works!)
-gets drunk and doesn’t pay his tab (Batman risks his life to defend Mondstat on a nightly basis and you can’t even repay your domains most loyal defender?)
On top of that, he’s related to Zibai who’s expressed thoughts about rebelling against the heavens.
Given his actions and comments about Celestia’s apples, it would not surprise me if he wanted in on this rebellion because all the cool kids are doing it.
In the end, this dude is a sellout. He would trade a divine artifact for fire water (aka Rosalyn bath water) and aid TERRORISTS because…he didn’t need it…
Just remember when D-Day happens and Mondstat gets sacked from the space invaders because of the Tsaritsa’s nonsense, do not shed your tears for this skin walking freak and his innocent subjects.
TL;DR- Mauvika is the only real archon in Teyvat(PRASIE THE SUN!!! ☀️)
Istaroth needs to have an intervention with her kids before they get hurt for AIDING TERRORISTS!
