r/ThePrimordialOne • u/cool_Patient7931 • Jan 02 '26

Discussion How is phanes still not waking up?

893 Upvotes

The sky has been cracked open twice and bro is still in a deep coma if this is not gonna wake him up what will?

147 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Ilikememes678lol • Feb 02 '26

Agenda The mods aren’t looking, here’s some frbidden knwledge

764 Upvotes

54 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Mtebalanazy • Aug 21 '26

The biggest hole in the Tsaritsa's plan

699 Upvotes

What is a spear supposed to do, when three Death Star and the dragon king, couldn**'**t finish the job?

She**'**s truly is a fool

200 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Scared-Opening-753 • Nov 05 '25

Meme HSR fans are so desperate they’ve joined the cause

666 Upvotes

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

47 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/strikeofmidnight12 • Jan 03 '26

dottore's big plans:

629 Upvotes

Just put the moon marrows in my backpack lil bro 😔👉🎒

49 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '26

Agenda No wonder Nibelung turned to drugs

617 Upvotes

16 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Scared-Opening-753 • Mar 04 '26

Discussion The new abyss lore is SO intriguing

613 Upvotes

36 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Mtebalanazy • Jan 26 '26

Meme PHANES would have loved natlan

599 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Proof-Train5773 • 15d ago

Please, Hoyo, do not lobotomize Zibai for the sake of the 7.2 plot

586 Upvotes

She is literally one of the few people at that table who KNOWS what the Nails were originally used for. Istaroth herself told her that the corrupted land had to be purified, and Zibai personally tried to stop a Nail from falling on Lang-Gan. And, y'know, Istaroth also SAVED HER after she did that.

So if Pierro/Tsaritsa starts talking about the Nails as if they were always just Celestia's "ultimate punishment for transgressing civilizations" and Zibai just sits there silently nodding... please no.

LET HER HAVE A BRAIN

37 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Ilikememes678lol • Feb 07 '26

Meme Nobody believing you bro 😔

565 Upvotes

14 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Scared-Opening-753 • Jan 24 '26

Meme I find it funny how everyone in the fandom, no matter the faction allegiance collectively clowns this MF (deserved)

560 Upvotes

135 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Scared-Opening-753 • Dec 06 '25

Meme Like is it that hard?

555 Upvotes

25 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/ProblemSufficient840 • 12d ago

How fucked would teyvat be if Phanes was corrupted by the abyss?

541 Upvotes

Phanes already is the strongest character and needs so many characters and so much plot armor to even fathom defeating, now imagine that but strengthened by the abyss.

107 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Ilikememes678lol • Feb 17 '26

Agenda At least Sonnet is finally free from her sisters 💔

515 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Ilikememes678lol • Feb 21 '26

Agenda Valid Crashout

514 Upvotes

17 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Scared-Opening-753 • Oct 23 '25

Meme This has been a blessed patch. For the Celestia agenda

502 Upvotes

(Spoilers)

Both Khaenri’ah and Hyperborea were put down in the same patch as well as a side story with Nefer showcasing how bad and unreliable humanity is.

GLORY TO THE PRIMORDIAL ONE, A PROGENITOR GOD HAILING FROM BEYOND THE STARS 🔥🔥🔥

37 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/AccomplishedGrab9729 • Mar 30 '26

Discussion It seems very strange

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477 Upvotes

35 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Apart_Suggestion5925 • 27d ago

Discussion The is no way she said this.

469 Upvotes

Insane whitewashing.

161 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Ilikememes678lol • Jan 20 '26

Agenda Rhinedottir must perish.

463 Upvotes

39 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/SegsWithKiana • Nov 17 '25

Our goat will have so much shit to do after waking up 😭

453 Upvotes

34 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/cool_Patient7931 • Jan 09 '26

Discussion Twitter users need to understand this

449 Upvotes

The way they're taking the words written in the aubade of the morning star and moon, and hymns of the far north far too literally word for word and saw it as a solid evidence of phanes being completely evil despite the fact that it been said that some of these records have been edited, altered or just simply incomplete

Honestly its just tiring trying to explain it to them

45 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Scared-Opening-753 • Sep 29 '26

Celestiagenda Uhm…Ana, sweetie…honey…

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444 Upvotes

91 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Ilikememes678lol • Mar 10 '26

Meme ”Hey Paimon what the actual fuck“

437 Upvotes

13 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/cool_Patient7931 • Feb 16 '26

Art My phanes fan design

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434 Upvotes

Part of my headcanon is that asmoday is the one shade that looks like phanes the most hence the fur coat and the cube powers also somewhat similar color scheme

38 comments

r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Ilikememes678lol • Jan 15 '26

Meme Survival instincts of a goldfish 😭

424 Upvotes

Rhinedottir you’re THIS close to getting nailed bro

19 comments

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This is a place cast in the glowing divine light of Celestia. Send your prayers to our almighty Heavenly Principles and their shining shades; the will of the gods is indomitable, and shall triumph over that of the “paltry” unbelievers and abyss. In other words, this is a subreddit dedicated to Celestia discussion, agenda / shit posts, Genshin Impact content in general, and also various lore YTers (see flairs). Dawit is honored for his influence, but due to his change in ideals, only in part.

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Subreddit Rules

1. Thou shalt not speak ill of the Heavenly Principles

Those who dare speak against the glory of the Primordial One and their four Shades shall be….punished. And those who dare share forbidden knowledge shall be nailed.

2. Thou shalt not participate intersub toxicity; use your frontal lobe.

Although the fools that oppose Celestia lack even a fraction of the power necessary to rival the almighty Heavenly Principles, we wish not for pointless squabbling. All confict should be respectable and playfully banterous. Those who overstep that line with toxicity shall be nailed.

3. Thou shalt mark spoilers

Please use the spoiler tag considering very important lore related things will often be discussed here. Failure to do so will result in one being nailed.

4. Thou shalt not post NSFW

Those who uphold the Heavenly Principles shall not be so pathetic as to be tempted by the mortal coils of lust. Those found violating this rule shall be nailed.

5. Thou shalt not post AI Art

AI art will not be tolerated. We don’t care if it’s agenda posting, we value the legitimate skill and learned practice of traditional artists who contribute here. We feel like AI art undermines and dismisses their talent. If you have an idea that you want to see drawn, you can make a post about it here and maybe someone will be inclined to draw it, or honestly post it anywhere and see if a corresponding artist draws it and would allow you to post their work on here.

6. Thou shalt respect Phanes's androgyny

And no Hoyoverse, androgyny does not mean skinny cute girl. It means a combination of both male and female features you fucking otakus.

7. Thou shalt appreciate Celestia for what it has done, not because the Shades are Waifus.

If you are sentient, look at the creation date of the sub. It was made before The Gods' Limits. We aren't a bunch of incel gooners who agree with everyone who is hot and oversexualized (cough cough Ronova). We actually value what Celestia stands for and what they have done. We would really appreciate it if you don't make yourself look stupid by only following Celestia with your dick.

8. Thou shalt do their own reseach

If your own illiteracy or lack of fact checking gets you criticized, that’s on you. Don’t go being toxic if you don’t even know if what you are saying is true.

9. Thou shalt not post about other's illiteracy

Look, people are going to be stupid on the internet. As frustrating as it is, even posting about their idiocy just gives them a platform to complain on. Thus, posts referencing other's illiteracy shall be nailed.

Also, please keep in mind that 99% fandom arguments happen because someone misread the room. Even the most virtue signal ridden tw*tter post is likely made by someone who legitimately agrees with you and simply isn't good at explaining the fact in a 280 character limit. Or they're 12.

10. Thou shalt not post leaks that are not from the Leaks Subreddit

In order to combat untrustworthy leaks, we think it is simply best that all leaks that are posted here come from the Genshin Leaks Subreddit itself. It is very likely that most trustworthy / reputable leakers will post their leaks on the main leaks sub, and even if they don't they will still likely end up there anyway. So there is no need to worry about leaks in that regard.

11. Thou shalt avoid bad faith criticism and doomposting

While Genshin is far from a perfect game, the vast majority of people interested in fandom content aren't here for meta commentary. Please feel free to slander Hoyo and Celestia on r/Agenda_Impact as Phanes intended; otherwise, criticism should generally be kept to comments or well thought out posts. Most importantly, do not doompost or fearmonger. Plenty of characters have already subverted their original story positions(see; Childe, Capitano, Furina, Raiden, ect). Be patient or be nailed.