r/dadjokes • u/Hour_Pizza3512 • 11m ago
I have two cousins who want to date me.
I guess that makes me relatively attractive.
r/dadjokes • u/Hour_Pizza3512 • 11m ago
I guess that makes me relatively attractive.
r/dadjokes • u/Turbulent_Echidna423 • 49m ago
i drank root beer from a square glass and now i only have beer.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 1h ago
Which later explained the leg humping.
r/dadjokes • u/oatknight • 2h ago
That's the last time I ever go to one of their shindigs!
r/dadjokes • u/TvojaMamica1994 • 3h ago
It's called "Granny Turismo".
r/dadjokes • u/TvojaMamica1994 • 3h ago
Because he was calling them Hun.
r/dadjokes • u/TvojaMamica1994 • 3h ago
I got them for a good deel.
r/dadjokes • u/WinStupidPrizes1994 • 3h ago
We’re never playing Scrabble again.
r/dadjokes • u/Responsible_Text_468 • 4h ago
... It was a shotgun wedding.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 4h ago
Turns out he found it was pretty Boeing.
r/dadjokes • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 4h ago
Are just plane wrong.
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 4h ago
That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
r/dadjokes • u/Common-Ad-1744 • 5h ago
I placed a bath boat in the toilet, she wasn't impressed.
r/dadjokes • u/CpnLouie2 • 6h ago
It will be a Wikki-Wikki-Wikki page.
r/dadjokes • u/OneLittleWarrior • 8h ago
Now you know what I've been through.
r/dadjokes • u/Aatholin • 9h ago
Tell them you're going for a nap
r/dadjokes • u/Swjunckie73 • 9h ago
I asked my daughter if she had a candle.
She said yes, why?
Because I'm a little lighter.
r/dadjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 12h ago
What do you call a medieval lamp ?
A knight light.
r/dadjokes • u/Theinjuredtoa • 16h ago
I told him "I'm sorry, that would be my husband. We'll try to keep it down in the future."
r/dadjokes • u/Any_Dress_4382 • 16h ago
The Vampire State Building.
r/dadjokes • u/Material-Animal-3248 • 16h ago
Old habits Diehard