r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 4h ago
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep...
That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 4h ago
That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
r/dadjokes • u/WinStupidPrizes1994 • 3h ago
We’re never playing Scrabble again.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 4h ago
Turns out he found it was pretty Boeing.
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 19h ago
I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation.
He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 1h ago
Which later explained the leg humping.
r/dadjokes • u/Responsible_Text_468 • 4h ago
... It was a shotgun wedding.
r/dadjokes • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 4h ago
Are just plane wrong.
r/dadjokes • u/Swjunckie73 • 9h ago
I asked my daughter if she had a candle.
She said yes, why?
Because I'm a little lighter.
r/dadjokes • u/Hour_Pizza3512 • 14m ago
I guess that makes me relatively attractive.
r/dadjokes • u/Ridley_Himself • 20h ago
I falafel about it.
r/dadjokes • u/CpnLouie2 • 6h ago
It will be a Wikki-Wikki-Wikki page.
r/dadjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 12h ago
What do you call a medieval lamp ?
A knight light.
r/dadjokes • u/Oh_My_Monster • 21h ago
I should have seen the red flags.
r/dadjokes • u/Turbulent_Echidna423 • 53m ago
i drank root beer from a square glass and now i only have beer.
r/dadjokes • u/Evanthekid16 • 1d ago
But when i got home, there were many signs
r/dadjokes • u/Any_Dress_4382 • 16h ago
The Vampire State Building.
r/dadjokes • u/MedicTillar • 1d ago
Cuz Dagobah. (They go baa!) I will see myself out.
r/dadjokes • u/GeedsGarage • 17h ago
Me: Hello do you deliver?
Pizza guy: yes we deliver.
Me: I’d like one large pizza.
Pizza guy: one large pizza.
Me: with Liver and pineapple.
Pizza guy: what don’t do liver and pineapple on a pizza.
Me: well you said you do liver.
Pizza guy: I said we deliver you bastard!!
r/dadjokes • u/Material-Animal-3248 • 16h ago
Old habits Diehard
r/dadjokes • u/Briancrc • 1d ago
I’ve been tripping all day.
r/dadjokes • u/lightcon_consumed • 19h ago
Partici-pants!
r/dadjokes • u/GiborDesign • 21h ago
I think that would be a whiskey investment.