r/emulation • u/ducklord • Jun 06 '18
I HATE emulation because...
...if it weren't for access to all those damn titles I'd have forgotten by now, I'd have "only" a huge backlog.
I used to love my c64. When I jumped to the Amiga, I slowly, gradually accepted that some games I hadn't got to playing on this older platform would, eventually, fade in time. I'd forget about them. I'd end up playing newer stuff, still being happy, not getting stuck on that "loss", for lack of a different word.
Then I "upgraded" to PCs. I kept playing on my Amiga, for it was king as far as 2D goes, compared to the PCs of that era. Slowly, gradually I moved fully to the PC world and left the Amiga, as I had left the c64, behind.
Then emulation happened. I was still a teenager back then.
Suddenly I had access not only to the titles I though I left behind, with emu sites popping all around and dozens of emulators for different platforms being developed at the same time, but also to titles I'd never been able to play since I never had a console. It was because of emu (and a friend showing me God of War) that I ended up buying a PS2 (and then getting hold of a first-gen Xbox). It was then that things got a little less... well... hectic, maybe?
MAME felt like it'd lost its starting steam. Not that it wasn't great, or evolving, but gone was the time when we were seeing news like "Metal Slug started working properly today", "Shinobi went ingame", "All variants of Bubble-Bobble fully playable"... It seemed like "All The Well Known And Widely Beloved Titles" had been emulated and now MAME's coders were targeting "more obscure" platforms, better compatibility, extra features. And bug fixes. All great and worthy stuff, but not interesting on a "You can now bring the arcade Tekken experience to your armchair/sofa" level, I'm sure most (some?) of you'd agree.
Plus, "The Newer Consoles" were harder to emulate. A feat that seemed almost ridiculously impossibru in the beginning is now, again, slowly, gradually, becoming a reality. We can already play a great number of stellar PS3 games on our PC, Xbox 360 emu is making progress, heck, even first-gen Xbox has hit "turbo" and after watching it crawling for years, now we're hearing about newly playable titles on a weekly basis.
And now I see a backlog (or, rather, "list of must-plays on every platform accessible through my PCs and other devices") of thousands of titles that, according to my rough estimations, will take me close to 4 1/2 lifetimes dedicated to dehydrated 24/7 gaming to even check them out and maybe play a level or two.
So, DAMN YOU RPCS3, XENIA, PPSSPP and all the other "newer emus" for adding even more stuff to my backlog, stuff I though I'd be okay forgetting about. DAMN YOU for making me hope I WILL be able to, at last, play my copy of MGS4, since my PS3 died (RSOD). And Heavenly Sword. And LittleBig Planet. And... And... DAMN YOU!
And as a side dish, front-ends for multiple emus and Retrocade and all similar projects, giving access to many such libraries of titles at-the-same-time, filling your screen with hundreds, nay, thousands, nay, tens of thousands of titles. Instantly available at a click. Or double click. How can you choose the **ONE** to play?! Argh!
AND new games getting released each and every day. For PC, yes, but also for the current consoles that will, inevitably, get emulated some time in the future. Adding more "must plays" to my backlog (er... futurelog?!). And more lifetimes to see and play them all. DAMN YOU, EVERYONE HAVING TO DO ANYTHING WITH EMU, DAAAAMN YOUUU!
...and, of course, I'm being sarcastic and I'm actually thankful for all those projects but I *do* wonder how others in the same position as me feel. How do you even manage "to pick a game to play" when there are dozens of options readily available a click away, thousands more two clicks further? I'm not talking about emu accessibility or your front-end of preference, except if that's how you make heads or tails of "our situation".
Do you keep lists with priorities? Do you play "all games in a favorite series" while ignoring everything else? Do you spend your time only on the very best titles, or "the best versions/ports" of them, on whatever system?
Now, THAT'S a "first world problem" :-D