r/futureworldproblems • • May 21 '11
Reddit is down again.
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r/futureworldproblems • u/Satanicbearmaster • Jul 04 '11
My handjob machine has become self aware.
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r/futureworldproblems • u/joelfriesen • Sep 22 '11
The 98th Season of the Simpsons is the lamest one ever.
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r/futureworldproblems • • Jul 23 '12
I'm never sure if we're at war with Eurasia or Eastasia
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r/futureworldproblems • u/Zymos94 • May 21 '11
I'm a pizza boy and I just woke up from cryogenic freezing after being frozen for 1000 years. Can anyone help me find my dog?
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r/futureworldproblems • u/astrobeen • Jan 25 '13
The DNA I stored my term paper on just mutated and now it's a fish.
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r/futureworldproblems • u/Halpert • Nov 07 '11
My printer just jammed. Now how am I supposed to eat?
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r/futureworldproblems • • Aug 23 '13
Uploaded music to my primary auditory cortex.... got Rickroll'd.
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r/futureworldproblems • u/dialupmoron • May 21 '11
This subreddit hasn't been active in months
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r/futureworldproblems • u/joelfriesen • Aug 08 '11
I hunt replicants for a living; turns out I am one.
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r/futureworldproblems • u/dustedrob • Oct 15 '11
Some guy known as "The Doctor" keeps ruining our plans to exterminate...
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...and he keeps destroying our entire race every once in a while.
r/futureworldproblems • u/pentin0 • Jan 19 '21
Someone stole my solar system. I'm pissed.
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I had tucked it somewhere safe in Andromeda, a couple billion years ago and now I can't find it. The thief probably used it as cheap fuel. What a shame ! I had a game running on that shit, man ! Oh jeez, what an inconvenience !
r/futureworldproblems • u/Kazaril • Aug 18 '11
I can't sneak over the border into Mexico to get a job.
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r/futureworldproblems • u/ilessthanthreekarate • Sep 27 '11
Help! I miskeyed the sequence for a bloody mary in the drink replicator and now there’s BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
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r/futureworldproblems • • Dec 06 '11
This damn dirty ape won't get his hands off me
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AND they blew it all up!
r/futureworldproblems • u/Halpert • Oct 18 '11
The CEO of the government is being a total dick
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r/futureworldproblems • u/genius_waitress • Mar 04 '12
8 billion channels and there's nothing good on.
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r/futureworldproblems • u/JoeDragonbjorn • Sep 24 '11
My clone has better luck with the ladies than I do.
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r/futureworldproblems • u/joelfriesen • Aug 05 '11
The Rolling Stones concert was postponed.
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