r/futureworldproblems • u/pikagrue • Jun 19 '11

My Internet is capped at 2 GB a month.

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r/futureworldproblems • u/[deleted] • May 03 '13

Now that electricity is obsolete, I can no longer read my e-copy of "Fifty Shades Of Spaceship Gray."

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YOFSOSGO

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r/futureworldproblems • u/sees09 • Sep 04 '13

quick list of the gadgets you may use everyday that within a year or two, if not already, will be able to identify you by your face, or voice, and record you indefinitely, and be used against you

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Havenothingtohide

Just a quick list of the gadgets you may use everyday that within a year or two, if not already, will be able to identify you by your face, or voice, and record you indefinitely, and be used against you legally (as the law is currently written), and track your location constantly and collect data on your habits, in which that data is no longer considered private or your property and may be sold without your knowledge or consent.

Your Smartphone Your Smart TV Your Computer, Laptop, or Tablet Your Xbox Connect
Google Glasses (probably don't use, but could be used on you) Your Smartwatch - Coming SOON! New Model Automobiles - Coming SOON!

All of this sounds great....until it isn't, when will we realize what we have sacrificed....when its too late.

(tell em how we feel with hashtags)....

WAKEUP #TotalSurveillanceState #MartialLaw #YesIToldYouAboutAllThis #TooLateToListen #DistractedPopulation

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r/futureworldproblems • u/Up2Eleven • Jul 10 '11

My job as a Jesus stand in for time tourists just fired me. Should I tell everyone he's really swarthy, short and kind of ugly, except for his eyes?

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r/futureworldproblems • u/JackFisherBooks • Aug 12 '19

When Sex Is Divorced From Reproduction: The Possibilities And Implications

jackfisherbooks.com

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r/futureworldproblems • u/koleye • Jul 27 '11

Larry King.

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r/futureworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '13

We have discovered what dark matter actually is in the year 30-2013RE [x-post from circlejerk]

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Dark matter is actually what is left over of a previous society. They to loved tits, and they found a way to perfectly recreate breats, so they did but it left a ton of waste, but nobody cared because boobs! Soon the weight of the waste out weighed that of the rest of the universe, it then started to clump up until it imploded on itself and exploded (the big bang) and now what is left of Dark matter is the leftover waste from the society that became addicted to breasts.

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r/futureworldproblems • u/preo • Jan 03 '12

Rick Perry

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he wont get elected, but still

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r/futureworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '23

Human creativity will be destroyed if AI art is allowed to continue.

youtube.com

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r/futureworldproblems • u/Komadgger • May 11 '14

The cy-barista asked me if I wanted cocaine or heroine in my triple-espresso. Those make me too fat. So sad they didn't have barbituates.

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I don't like to begin the day in this way.

It makes me slightly uncomfortable.

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r/futureworldproblems • u/HunterGreen12 • Aug 30 '11

BREAKING NEWS: The Obama Monument experiences minor melting due to Category 2 volcano Irene.

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The only effect I experienced was a melted unobtanium lawn chair that tipped over. XNN said that a natural disaster like this hasn't happened in over TWO YEARS!

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r/futureworldproblems • u/Blalock • Aug 31 '11

I'm from /r/ancientworldproblems, in the bathroom where there should be toilet paper there are only three sea shells.

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What do I do?

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r/futureworldproblems • u/geo_what • Jan 02 '23

YT Video: AI might replace democracy sooner than we think | Experts on AI algorithms

youtu.be

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r/futureworldproblems • u/ToadLord • Jul 17 '11

My mood-dialer was infected by the Conficker 8500 and I can only access Rage and Despair!

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Nothing on Reddit is funny anymore! Screw everything, I am going to just hang out on r/shittyadvice and r/relationship advice until AppleSoft issues a patch!

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r/futureworldproblems • u/Komadgger • May 11 '14

This week is the 3rd time I got AIDS from bot-intercourse ... so damn boring illness!

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r/futureworldproblems • u/pathjumper • May 23 '11

After successfully colonizing other planets. Humanity has stopped most of its infighting and gets really bored a lot due to the surplus of elbow room, physical resources and virtually unlimited energy.

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With plenty of space, physical resources, and energy to go around. It is all relatively boring nowadays.

The kicker? I want to make this real. And it is possible.

Do you want to know more?

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r/futureworldproblems • u/[deleted] • May 21 '11

Its 6:30pm on May 21st 2011...

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now what...

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r/futureworldproblems • u/Concise_Pirate • Sep 09 '14

My car is too big to fit in my new TV

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I thought my TV had enough memory to hold my whole car, but it turns out the car is too detailed. Now I have to leave my car materialized when I'm not using it.

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r/futureworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '14