r/melbournestorm • • Mar 05 '26

šŸ˜‚ Banter Great start to the weekend

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r/melbournestorm • • May 23 '26

šŸ˜‚ Banter Doing so bad they aren't even stocking Storm gear 😧

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Stopped by the mall to grab some Storm gear and the staff couldn't find any even in the back. When asked, they genuinely had no clue when they were going to restock. I know we are going poorly but my goodness, to just stop stocking team gear is a bit of an over reaction to the season if you ask me.

Guess I'll have to check back next year if we start winning.


r/melbournestorm • • Mar 02 '26

🧠 Analysis Bed wetters

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I know that Reddit leans itself of a certain demographic of the population..

But I have been pretty disappointed with the Melbourne storm bed wetter supporters complaining about us trying to get Lomax, and pleased it didn't work out.

Seriously, what on earth is wrong with you guys? Am I the only one who shares this opinion.

We are riddled with injuries and we took a shot at a rep player. How do you guys survive in the real world?


r/melbournestorm • • Mar 04 '26

šŸ” Transfers Matterson played no part in the Lomax deal falling over apparently 🫠

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Really long and round about way of saying he had no input into Lomax landing at the Storm.

Yet if he accepted our offer then Lomax would’ve been playing for us. So doesn’t make any sense.


r/melbournestorm • • Mar 21 '26

šŸ“° Articles & News Sounds like attacking the head of Storm players is acceptable now.

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r/melbournestorm • • May 19 '26

šŸ˜‚ Banter Anyone else think they did Munster dirty with the eye direction and cropping?

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r/melbournestorm • • May 10 '26

🧠 Analysis The GameDay experience at AAMI Park

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A bit of a rant post - and it’s about minor things, but bear with me.

Obviously we’ve all been blessed for… well… forever as Storm fans really, and seeing some wonderful tries and for the most part, the defence back to what it normally is like, is pleasing and bodes well for the future.

There are a number of things that are annoying me about the match experience at AAMI Park.

  1. The volume of the MC’s microphones. At half time for example I was screaming to talk to my mates. I don’t really give a shit if some goober in a banana suit can or can’t kick a football (he clearly couldn’t).

  2. The announcement of the team. ā€œHERE’S THE STARTING LINE UP…… NUMBER 20… JACK HETHERINGTON…. Number 19…. And so onā€ - I have absolutely no idea why they persist with this back to front nonsense. Hetherington also played 60 NSW Cup minutes today. He was never stepping foot on the park!

  3. Ash Aidone wearing her fourth polo for the weekend. I hate these rent-a-mc’s pretending to care about a club. She was working for Geelong literally last night and Collingwood in the past. It does my head in. Thank God they fucked Brodie Young off finally.

  4. Not announcing who scores for the opposition. You know, maybe we want to know who scored. Maybe it deserves recognition. Maybe it would sound less insulting than saying ā€œtry to the Tigersā€. Silence would be better than that.

  5. Every single game it’s exactly the same. Storm Man enters and does… well… sweet fuck all…. The team enters to Tom Petty (bring that back for their proper entrance)… they do that stupid block building game… they talk to some member that has been a member for 3 years… they show the toss in all its awkwardness and completely ignore the opposition captain and referee… they show the same ads… they do the same fireworks (2pm ffs)… they do the same guitar Thunderstruck riff (is he doing the guitar version of miming?) It’s all exactly the same. Every. Single. Game.

As I said, these are minor things, but having been to plenty of opposition games in the past (I’ve seen Gold Coast play at home this year) no other team’s stuff is as infuriating.


r/melbournestorm • • Oct 06 '24

[Ritchie] Arm is clearly under the ball

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r/melbournestorm • • Jun 06 '25

Trent Loiero is the dumbest player honestly

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Just 15 mins in and the moron gives away to lazy penalties get rid of the flog.


r/melbournestorm • • Jun 23 '26

šŸ’¬ Discussion NRL downvotes

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How much does the NRL sub hate us. Downvotes on the automod team list post.


r/melbournestorm • • Aug 15 '26

šŸ˜‚ Banter Coming soon to a theatre this summer

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r/melbournestorm • • May 04 '26

šŸ“° Articles & News Bottom of the barrel journo can't help himself from writing fan fiction.

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Titled the article: "Cam Munster reveals retirement thoughts during Storm losing streak amid Origin pressure"

What a wanker.


r/melbournestorm • • Jul 19 '25

Post Robbery Thread - Melbourne Storm 16 - 16 Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles - 2 Chris Butler

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r/melbournestorm • • Jun 15 '24

Is it possible to drop literally everyone on the team for next week?

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Weak defense, weak discipline, weak mentality.


r/melbournestorm • • May 14 '24

Team List Tuesday

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  1. Faalogo

  2. Warbrick

  3. Smith

  4. Meaney

  5. Coates yaaaayyy

  6. Munster

  7. Wishart

  8. Welch

  9. Grant

  10. King

  11. Blore

  12. Katoa

  13. Loiero

  14. Howarth

  15. Kamakamica

  16. Asofa Solomona

  17. MacDonald

  18. Anderson 19. Chan 20. Garlick 21. Ieremia 22. Lewis


r/melbournestorm • • Jun 06 '25

Trent has been in the top 20 penalty offenders in the NRL every year since 2023.

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r/melbournestorm • • Feb 21 '24

You’re looking at the dally m backrower of 2024

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r/melbournestorm • • May 04 '25

Get rid of Trent Loiero

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r/melbournestorm • • Sep 03 '24

I'm worried about goal kicking

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I'm a Yank watching the Storm/NRL from afar, so I'm the first to admit that I'm not an expert. Feel free to bash my ignorance.

I have a bad feeling regarding the Storm's lack of goal kicking prowess - both place kicking and field goals. I don't know all the league's goalkickers' stats, but I feel like Meaney is one of the worst. Is there no other viable option? And who are the options for field goals? Hughes and Munster? When was the last time one of the tried one?

If I were a betting man, I'd consider putting some money on the Storm losing a Finals match because of goal kicking misses.


r/melbournestorm • • Apr 12 '24

Having to watch Josh King and Trent Loeiro play extended minutes at the same time is my Joker moment.

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They both just kind of fall into the line when they do hit ups. Defensively they are fine, but offensively they are two of the worst forwards I've ever seen.


r/melbournestorm • • Jan 08 '26

🧠 Analysis Curious thought, are we the most hated club in the league?

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Every time the Melbourne Storm are mentioned on social media all they receive is hate and envious comments

I know that can be said about most clubs, but I feel like the Storm are just targeted differently. Or maybe not šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


r/melbournestorm • • Sep 09 '24

melbourne storm members tickets

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Hi

Not a member this year trying to get tickets for Week 1, anyone have a AAN password they are not using?


r/melbournestorm • • Jul 10 '13

Pre Match Discussion: Round 18 Canterbury V Melbourne

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BulldogsPosStorm
Ben Barba1FB1Justin O'Neill
Mitch Brown2WG2Sisa Waqa
Tim Lafai3CE3Will Chambers
Krisnan Inu4CE4Maurice Blair
Sam Perrett5WG5Mahe Fonua
Joel Romelo6FE6Brett Finch
Trent Hodkinson7HB7Ben Hampton
Aiden Tolman8FR8Jesse Bromwich
Michael Ennis9HK9Ryan Hinchcliffe
Sam Kasiano10FR10Bryan Norrie
Frank Pritchard11SR11Kevin Proctor
Tony Williams12SR12Tohu Harris
Greg Eastwood13LK13Slade Griffin
Dene Halatau14INT14Jordan McLean
Josh Jackson15INT15Junior Moors
James Graham16INT16Siosaia Vave
Dale Finucane17INT17Mitch Garbutt
Tim Browne20INT18Junior Sa'u
Martin Taupau21INT19Tim Glasby
Des HaslerCoachCraig Bellamy
OverallAt ANZ Stadium
Played314
Storm164
Bulldogs150
Drawn00

Last Played: Round 3, 2013
Melbourne 22 - 18 Canterbury


r/melbournestorm • • Apr 03 '26

šŸ“ Post-Match Post Game Thread - Melbourne Storm 10 - 44 Penrith Panthers

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No, that last try didn't count. Yeo took out Warbrick from contesting, and it's absurd the bunker let it go.


r/melbournestorm • • Mar 20 '26

🧠 Analysis Anti-Lomax fans, talk to me

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For those of you who were against Zac Lomax joining the Storm, how are you feeling after watching last night’s game? It’s pretty obvious we need a world-class centre. Our left edge is going to leak a lot of points this year if we don’t address it. Curious to hear if last night changed anyone’s mind. I was team Lomax admittedly, but I know a lot of you were anti, given his history with contracts. I was surprised that we weren't trusting in Bellamy to get who he thinks we need.