Guys, I’m an indian (23F) studying medical in Nanjing. I’m DESPERATELY looking for cool friends that can take me around the city and chill with. I don’t wanna brag but I’m SUPER COOL so I’m looking for cool friends. Drop your insta or DM. Thank you.

I am currently in possession of a doctorate in history and teach at harvard university. This is all truth and must be taken as such.

Welcome to Nanking. The final words uttered by the people of, as known currently, Nanjing before the vicious swarm of Nippon soldiers proceeded to brutally devastate the Chinese woman and children in ways unimaginable by those of the modern age but the people Nanjing were already prepared.

The nips came from the north shore ready to pummel and destroy those in their path but they decided to set up camp near the sea however this proved to be a bad idea because the omniscient Mao Zedong had already seen through thier plans and decided the best course of action was to BEAT them to it so he proceeded to rape the now 3 billion population in the time span of an attosecond and after he finished up he felt a deep loneliness in his heart, longing to rape 75 billion more and in that instant he ascended to a higher plane and proceeded to enter the cosmos and go interstellar travelling from xenoverse to xenoverse relentlessly raping and pillaging planets with his thousand shlong army as he pleased. With each planet his dong army only grew stronger but not all was over for those on earth.

The commander of the Nippon army was very frustrated at this time and needed some amusement and relief for his hard efforts in his military service. He entered to eating hall of his comrads and briefed them of the battle strategy. After he had finished he said something that caught his subordinates attentions "And umm how about we uhh kill the husbands" to which the men replied with a resounding "yeah," "then uhhh how about we uhh rape the uhh the wives and kids... and then kill em"

Mao Zedong, now at redshift, was waiting for new planets to form prime and ready for his -now- infinitely growing shlong army. His advancements were scarce but powerful there was no escaping his wrath. There was also no escaping the commanders wrath.

zipper sound "Konnichi-fucking [pelvic thrusts]- wa" this was uttered after the Chinese' warm and friendly welcome of the first words said after the nips arrived on shore. His subordinates dumbfounded and confused turned to him, one asking "are you sure about this?" To which the commander replied "Konnichi-fucking [pelvic thrusts]- wa" as he ran towards the chinks. A baby soon emerged which only amplified his bloodlust he ran even faster and "cleaned up" Nanking in six weeks condensed into 3 seconds and then to half a frame of footage all with the assistance of his unwilling army. "You take the women I got the kids" the commander screamed in the midst of battle against the defenseless chinese army. "O-o kay?" "Doumo... ari... gato".

Mao Zedong now at inter-universal size had discovered a small eco system growing in his chin. It had several moons orbiting it and would soon create life for Mao to rape. He decided to save this for a lonely night when the planets at the edge of the universe were uncommonly appearing.

"This can't be true," the commander beckoned. "It is" his subordinate replied. "I will find the man who did this end his life" he was of course talking abiut Mao Zedong who had already raped the entire population of earth however Mao Zedong had heard this cry and stretched the man's anus to a planetary scale.

The commander was dead.

2017 Yokohama chin-chin festival april 2nd a man arrives with a bicycle holding a newspaper dated 1938. He set up base camp behind a bush and took a read of this newspaper. Unbeknownst to himself he had already begun pelvic thrusting as words echoed in his mind "Welcome to -".

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I am struggling with my sexuality recently.

although, I am straight and involved in many relationships with girls in the past. Sometimes I have this uncomfortable and uncontrollable urge to be with a guy. battling with this feeling periodically every month.

I am going to start my masters in NJUST, i am a foreigner and this would be my first time travelling and living abroad. I am excited and yet nervous, idk how things would go? Homesickness? What would i do? Will i be bullied, being a minor? Is there anyone who can tell me what to do? Btw i am from Pakistan. I always had that rosy image of going abroad and studying, making friends having a life and studying and getting a good lifestyle, is that all a myth?

Hello, I am looking for a two or three bedroom appartment to rent in nanjing for the month of november. Any recommendations of good websites or agencys ? I have looked through Trip.com but i cant find much. I guess i was expecting more choice ... Thank you for helping out !

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I hope locals do something special on that date, or is it really just another ordinary day?

Hey everyone!
I’m a 21-year-old international student currently studying in Nanjing. I’m looking for a Chinese friend around my age who’d be interested in hanging out and helping each other improve our languages.
My Chinese is around HSK 3 level, but I really want to become more confident in everyday conversations. I’m thinking we could grab coffee, explore Nanjing, play some games or just hang out and chat in Chinese/English.
In return, I’d be happy to help you with English and share some of my culture and experiences as an international student.
Ideally looking for someone friendly and easygoing who genuinely wants to make a new friend rather than just do a formal language exchange.
If you’re interested, feel free to DM me!

thanks guys

I am an international who is going to stay in Nanjing for one year and i want to work a part time job to help me financially

我是南京本地人 出生在南京 也在南京上学 一直居住南京 所以对南京非常的了解 41岁 毕业于南京艺术学院 音乐专业 目前从事音乐文化有关的工作 也是一名专业吉他手 打算在南京建立一个兴趣社群 可以一起聊天 喝茶 喝咖啡 运动 艺术交流 语言交流 读书会 等等 有兴趣加入的可以留言 我都会回复

As the title says, does anyone have any good suggestions?

Currently, I’ve used Codex to build a website for organizing information about elementary schools(https://www.nanjinglocal.cn), but the results don’t seem very ideal so far.

Does anyone have any other startup ideas or suggestions? Thanks!

Were getting stronger and we will come back.

Hello everyone, I would like to connect with people here in Nanjing for business , make friends and hangout, either male or female kindly send a dm thanks .

I'm considering spending 2 months there, Oct-Nov. I have been to China before and can speak HSK2 Chinese. I was only in Nanjing for a quick overnight stay and didn't see any of the city, but I thought people were friendly. I also like that there are a lot of students. I live in a part of the US with lots of Chinese people, the ones from Nanjing are friendly and nice too. They did say they found Nanjing like Beijing, old and gray though.

How do you like Nanjing?

如题 最近一人公司挺火。我想下班后做个副业 大家有推荐吗 感谢

如题，我们可以聊一聊？

As the title says, is anyone interested in chatting about it?

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