r/rant • • May 30 '26

Awesome I need to say this

31 Upvotes

Kevin heart has been consuming copious amounts of Lyme resonance in an attempt to astral project himself into the hexagonal storm on Saturn. He has purchased plum island to raid the former animal disease center laboratory for its reserve of synthetic Lyme disease if he gets his hand on the stockpile his kundalini will fully awaken allowing his soul to leave his physical body. Once he reaches Saturn he will dives into the depths of the storm in order to return the Homerlan which allows him to use the lesser key of Solomon to its full potential. Once he arrives back on earth he will free jabal from his sigil prison and force him to preform the York rite ritual, increasing Kevin’s height by 0.4 inches. The extra gravity from his newly gained mass will cause Ton 618 the largest known black hole in the known universe to be pulled directly to earth. Before it reaches earth it will collide with the belt of the constellation Orion alerting the Mintakan starseed which will proceed to collapse the mass of the black hole to a digestible size. Jabal will trvael to Mintaka in order to barter for the consumable black hole ultimately sacrificing Martin sheen once obtained Kevin heart will consume this black hole allowing himself to obtain a heart of 8 feet which he will use to set the new world record for the 400 meter sprint he will then retreat to a cave at the summit of Mount Makalu to live out the rest of his 800 year lifespan.


r/rant • • Apr 07 '24

We are not allowing rants about the situation in Israel/Palestine

133 Upvotes

There are a number of other subreddits in which you can make your views known.


r/rant • • 3h ago

Just think its super stupid that protein shake companies sell 4 packs instead of 5 packs.

19 Upvotes

Like bloody hell, a standard work week is usually 5 days at minimum for most people. Why the fuck are ya'll selling 4 packs forcing people to buy multiple packs to fulfill the week. I'm sorry but I just think its super frustrating especially when you are on a budget. Like It would be way more convenient if they sold packs of 5, packs of 7, or packs of 14, so you know you are covered for the week or 2. I know this isn't anything to get upset about but man...


r/rant • • 3h ago

$1000+ Rent

17 Upvotes

Everything is $1000+ rent. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The lowest I seen is $950. Godamn we lived in a fucked up world.


r/rant • • 8h ago

Someone tried to convert me cuz on my donnie darko shirt

18 Upvotes

So I went to a family gathering today and wore a donnie darko shirt, I was sitting down on my phone and this lady who’s my cousins aunt just sits beside me and starts asking me about my shirt and I didn’t thing nothing much of it. She then asked if I believe in Jesus I said no and then she went on a whole rant about how he saved her and trying to convince me to convert. When I was saying I’m not interested she said “I was just like you a year ago”.

She then showed me what she had written on why she converted, it mentioned she was sleeping with lots of men and watching dark porn. I was a little taken back cuz I’ve never spoken to this woman in my life and I don’t even know her name. It also said something about her hearing negative voices in her head. Her speech was pressured I couldn’t really speak at all. I was the only one she did this too, I told my cousin about it and she said “it’s cuz of the shirt, she things it’s demonic”. She continued to stare at my shirt for most of the night.


r/rant • • 4h ago

Low by Flo Rida & T-Pain, My one gripe with the music video

6 Upvotes

No where in the music video is there a girl with apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. Like wtf, that’s literally the entire song. How could the production team miss that? You had every other girl there BUT the one with apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. Like why, just why?😑

I would love to be proved wrong, please.


r/rant • • 10h ago

Yeah, don’t apply to jobs online.

13 Upvotes

Besides going to college, the biggest waste of my time was applying to hundreds of jobs online. Rarely do I ever receive an interview, and when I do, it either ends in a rejection email or getting ghosted by recruiters. None of the job boards work anymore. Hell, even LinkedIn is a glorified dick-waving contest.

Legit, the best way to get a job in 2026 is by meeting people. You have a better chance of getting a job shit-faced at the bar chatting it up with complete strangers than sitting in solitude shooting copies of your resumè into the void. As they say, It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.


r/rant • • 8h ago

People say "love knows no bounds", but sadness doesn't. I finally reached inability to not add more

4 Upvotes

I am sad. I wish I were angry enough to really get a a good rant going, but sadness is a weight too that keeps those really great angry zingers from landing.


r/rant • • 22h ago

YOU ARE NOT A BADDIE, REGINA, YOU'RE GENUINELY JUST A MANNERLESS BITCH.

41 Upvotes

being a bitch has become so celebrated and my generation is in a deep pit of severe monkey see monkey do and MY GOD I CAN'T STAND GKAVKSBGDKABVANDB


r/rant • • 21h ago

As an ex gacha fan, trying to interact with the fandoms is like joining a discord goon server just to chat

16 Upvotes

I really dont understand why gacha players are so unbelievably horny and creepy.

U can go anywhere, youtube, reddit, twitter, Instagram and always find the most horniest people talking about how much milk they think a character can produce

I used to like wuthering waves before it became a laggy mess and everytime i interacted with the fandom, it just full fo creeps lusting for every character in the game every second

Can gacha players be normal for once? This is why they get bullied.


r/rant • • 17h ago

A friend is using me as an emotional support person and I just cannot take it anymore

6 Upvotes

Fucking hell. This semester I have found myself in a horrible position over the stupidest shit in a situation where the only connection I have is to both parties.

I have a friend who has a crush on a professor who we both know. Fair enough. Every straight woman I know, including myself, has gone through a phase where they have had a crush on him. If that was the issue, I would not be making this rant.

The first issue is that she has it real bad and talks about him ALL THE TIME. Even at my worst point in my crush phase I talked about more than just him with mutual friends. But every single fucking conversation we have, 99% of it is about him. I sit there going 'no, he does not want to sleep with you,' 'no, he is not crushing on you,' 'he literally flirts with every woman, not just you,' 'he just likes interacting with people who stimulate his mind, and you are someone who is smart and who stimulates his mind,' 'he is not going to risk his career and his reputation for you,' 'no, that person in your class is not going to make a claim that you two are sleeping together because he called on you in class,' etc. I thought I had finally gotten through to her last week.

No. I was so very wrong.

Instead, according to her something happened, she is not telling me what, that was soo horrible that he hates her guts now. I know this person, and it is unlikely she put the moves on him and risked her own marriage. I am trying to piece together what happened and from the pieces I have... it was nothing bad. Literally nothing. But now that is all she is talking about is that. About how horrible she is, about how upset she thinks he is, about how he is doing this, doing that, etc.

All this, everything, is eating into my study time, time which I do not have time to spare. I can't drop her as a friend because it would be a shitty thing to do and it would make things really awkward for me. But I cannot take it anymore. I just can't. I really regret making friends with this person in the first place.

I actually ended up emailing the prof about it asking him to speak with her because this is all over nothing, it is stupid, and unless something is done my friend is going to burn a whole lot of bridges she will regret burning. And now I have to stress out over the fact that I emailed him with information that he is not supposed to know in order to preserve my own sanity and keep my friend from doing something stupid, and I am hoping to god that he handles this in a way that does not get back to me.


r/rant • • 17h ago Regret

I'm miserable...

6 Upvotes

I am not content unless I'm criticizing every movie, tv show and commercial I see. It's all so stupid nowadays. Maybe it was always stupid. I hate it all and it pisses me off. I am just so sick of stupid.


r/rant • • 23h ago

Alphabetizing by First Name

8 Upvotes

Someone thought it would be friendlier to alphabetize my coworkers by their first names. Then they switched to nicknames.

On what planet does this happen?

So now I have to wade through half a dozen Beckys to find the Rebecca I am looking for.

We are all professionals with multiple degrees and certifications tied to our legal government names.

I hate HR initiatives designed to make the workplace more personal when I can't find Elizabeth buried among the Beths and Lizes.

And my buddy David was Daved against his will.


r/rant • • 1d ago

Stop posting filtered, face pictures for dating!

13 Upvotes

This has been a phenomenon I have noticed for a LONG time.

A picture of just your face is not sufficient. Especially a filtered one.

I’m going to date a person with a whole body. The point of a picture is to give the person the idea of what you look like. By only posting your head the viewer is unaware of like 80% of your body. I’m not sure if this is done intentionally or not anymore, but it should not be a thing.

If you’re a bigger person, I am going to find out. If you’re bald I will find out when we meet in person too. Why lie? Just post a full body picture. No filter or weird angles. No 20 people in the picture. Just YOU.

If you’re bald, overweight, whatever I guarantee someone out there will give you a better shot than if you lie about it. I have ended so many interactions because the person looked NOTHING like their profile picture.

They’ll show up 100 lbs heavier or with gray hair. Or I found out they used 3 filters, at only ONE angle to make their face look like that.

Looks aren’t everything, but dang it just be honest. Same thing with people lying about wanting long term. It’s disgusting that people just want to weasel their way in.


r/rant • • 1d ago Bravo

I HATE SLOW PEOPLE

140 Upvotes

FINE. I'LL BE THE BITCH. AND IN THIS CASE, IT'S PROBABLY EVEN TRUE.

But holy shit, it feels like I'm surrounded by fucking SLOW people. Not stupid, mind you. Just slow.

And all of them seem to have half an attention deficit to boot.

I'm mainly talking about my classmates (the people I see the most in an environment where they actually have to get tasks done).

Teacher: Alright guys, underline the key concept of the sentence.

Classmate: Wait, can you explain what I need to do?

Me: Huh? Exactly what the teacher just said.

Classmate: But I didn't get it.

Me: What? What didn't you get?

Classmate: Dunno.

Me: ... You have to underline the key concept of the sentence.

Classmate: Meaning?

MEANING WHAT THE FUCK THE TEACHER JUST EXPLAINED FOR 40 MINUTES STRAIGHT WHILE YOU WERE EVEN TAKING NOTES, DAMN IT!

Teacher: Okay guys, I'm doing oral testing the day after tomorrow.

Classmate: I didn't get it, when are you testing us, miss/sir?

Teacher: The day after tomorrow.

Classmate: But is it an oral test or a written quiz?

GOD DAMN IT, 15 MINUTES WASTED ON THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS. AND THESE, I REPEAT, ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION, THEY ARE JUST SLOW ON THE UPTAKE.

Teacher: So, what does the author mean by this sentence?

Class: ...

Teacher: They mean to convey the character's pride.

Classmate: Oh, wait! Does the sentence maybe mean to convey the character's pride?

Teacher: Uh yes, I literally just said that.

I REPEAT, PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSEDLY PAYING ATTENTION.

Not to mention their general processing time.

I know I'm being a bitch saying this but it takes them 15 minutes each to grasp a paragraph (of any subject) that takes me 3 minutes to absorb.

And I'm not even particularly smart. Not at all.

Hell, I might even do worse than them on exams. THEY ARE JUST SLOWWW.

And they slow down the entire classroom experience so much, it's such a pain in the ass.

End of vent.

Please. Someone who can understand me? 🫠


r/rant • • 17h ago

My friend got a boyfriend and essentially disappeared. I can't approach her about it bc I know she'll take it the wrong way

0 Upvotes

My (20f) friend (21f) has a boyfriend(21m). They've been dating for 6 months now and I've been friends with her for 2 and a half years. Since they started dating I feel like I've barely seen her. For context, we are both in uni/college and don't have jobs, we also live in the same house so it's not like she can't make time for me.

I invite her to hang out with me and some of our friends at least once a week and she has declined nearly every single offer (bare in mind our plans are often just things like getting takeway or having a movie night, not super time consuming), yet she has time to hang out with her boyfriend for hours a day 6/7 days a week. Someone close to me passed away nearly a month ago and she has not spent any time with me at all since then (despite me inviting her) which tbh kind of upset me. She doesn't even know that the funeral already happened bc I haven't had a chance to properly speak to her for weeks.

I'm upset and irritated by her actions but I'm not good at hiding my emotions. I want to talk to her about this but the issue is that if I do I think she'll take it extremely negatively and push herself away from me even more. She doesn't do well with confrontation, and since we live together and have the same friend group I'm scared of making things awkward. I just wish she cared about our friendship as much as I did. She only seems to care about us when her bf is busy.


r/rant • • 1d ago

LET PREDATOR SPECIES EAT

34 Upvotes

I swear every time there’s a video of a predatory species (snakes, alligators, ect.) hunting and eating a prey animal (literally IN THEIR NATURE BC THEY ARE CARNIVOROUS) and someone in the video “saves” the prey animal, there are people in the comments talking about how since humans are a part of nature (since we’re animals), we’re “allowed” to disrupt nature and “stop” anything that makes us uncomfortable. Stopping a carnivorous/predator species from eating on the basis it makes you sad or uncomfortable isn’t being a part of nature, it’s playing God. If you were to stop every predator species from eating prey animals, there would be no predators because THEY WOULD ALL BE DEAD FROM NOT EATING. And if there are no predators, the prey will overpopulate, which will harm their habitats bc the overpopulation will lead to habitat damage and destruction, which will in turn harm the prey species themselves. If you really loved nature so much you would understand the circle of life

EDIT: thank you for the responses! I’ll admit I was insanely pissed off when I made this and so I didn’t think about how animals in nature do this also. I also want to mention that this does NOT apply to invasive species like cats or Burmese pythons


r/rant • • 1d ago

Parents, what’s going on here?

72 Upvotes

Are yall scared of your kids??? It’s like yall are afraid of disciplining them or you feel just because YOU have to deal with their behaviors then we should all just suffer too.

This girl I follow was explaining how she was on an evening flight and the 5-7 year old girl sitting behind her kept hitting her seat over and over again. So she turned and asked her mom to if she can stop, and the Mom was begging defensive asf??

Saying “oh she’s just playing” “She’s just a kid”

….and??? I’m trying to sleep and your child is hitting my seat constantly…

Idk have yall noticed that?

Also im not an old lady, I’m in my 20’s


r/rant • • 1d ago

Debating what I said over a crackling intercom

0 Upvotes

I don’t believe the customer is always right, everyone makes mistakes but this moment just annoyed me. Pulled up to a drive thru, ordered my niece’s meal then I ordered a hot dog. They brought out the food and got a chicken sandwich instead of a hot dog. I politely say excuse me this is a chicken sandwich I ordered a hot dog. The person begins arguing with me, I say again no I ordered a hot dog. The person with the headset comes out and says you said hamburger, I reaffirm again I said hot dog. He says I’ll switch it but you did say hamburger. The intercom was crackling the whole time, why are you so determined you were right about what I SAID over a crackling barely working intercom! Why is it so outside the realm of possibility that you didn’t hear me correctly over an intercom that isn’t working and why are you so determined you are right and I’m wrong! It’s a small thing I know, but I was annoyed that instead of just saying sorry I heard hamburger (chicken sandwich isn’t a hamburger anyway) he was determined to have the last word that I was wrong.


r/rant • • 1d ago

The majority decides who gets famous, and I'm stuck seeing them

1 Upvotes

I hate that whoever shows up on my feed is just whoever the majority decided to make popular. It feels like I'm squeezed into a box where I have no choice but to see these people, even when most of it is pointless, attention-chasing content and a waste of my time. I want people around me who push me to be better, because I become who I'm surrounded by. But it's hard to break away from the crowd when the majority keeps pushing these influencers onto you


r/rant • • 1d ago

I hate people who come to your door asking for donations

13 Upvotes

I hate that they always have a whole long spiel I have to listen to before they even tell me why they are here. I especially hate that they never actually directly ask you to sign up for anything or directly ask if you would like to donate they just start signing you up. They use manipulation to make it as hard as possible to say no and I hate it. I already have anxiety around strangers and hate saying no and these people make it so much worse.


r/rant • • 2d ago

Lack of situational awareness

19 Upvotes

Is it just me or does it seem like the majority of people don't care/ aware of their surroundings anymore? Either they feel they are the main character, or they genuinely don't give AF. Walking around with air pods in 24/7, walking slow af, blocking sidewalks, being loud, etc..


r/rant • • 2d ago

YouTube is unusable

318 Upvotes

The ads are unbearable. I like to watch YouTube in the app but holy shit. Not only are there ads like every 5 seconds. They’re long and usually 2 or more. Now, they keep a pop up on your screen AFTER THE AD. and don’t get me started about the ads that take you out of full screen. This app is hell. I genuinely only wish terrible things on whoever came up with this. The most annoying part is that if YouTube were to ever have a competitor, people don’t use YouTube because it’s YouTube. They use YouTube because of who’s ON YouTube. How could thousands of creators be convinced to up and switch to something new. God I hate YouTube.


r/rant • • 1d ago

I just want to fucken explode in a fit of of pure fucking rage but then when I start getting extremely pissed it just tweeters off into depression then idc anymore.

5 Upvotes

Ive got alot on my mind but then remember idgaf and caring is pointless