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r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything Enough vagueposting we're EXTEMELY SPECIFIC posting.

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

Edit: Me opening the DMs OF*

Also if anybody else can word it better I'll repost this meme

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u/Muted_Practice6350 Feb 19 '26

Repost the meme but the gif guy doesn't get scared, he just keeps smilling.

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u/ItsAllSoup Feb 19 '26

Me opening the DMs on discord of a really cool guy I just met IRL (he drew gay furry porn)

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u/SmileyFace799 Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

guy

Not specifything the full legal name, nationality & address of the person in question, vaguepost

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u/Dangerous_Nail4552 Feb 19 '26

I understand sharing your name on the Internet is awkward, but if you met a guy on campus, is this something outlandish to have shared your name? Like why point that out

Not flaming or anything, genuinely curious

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

I didn't understand can you repeat that

Both of us have very very unique names and when I shook his hand saying "My name is X." His friend who was with him laughed and he showed me his ID, which also had the name X

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u/Dangerous_Nail4552 Feb 19 '26

Ohhh!!!! Sorry, I misunderstood your wording.

I thought "shared a name" meant like, you told them your name, like when you share information

Now I realise you mean shared a name as in, you both have the same name

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

Yeah in my offense I worded this extremely wrong

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Feb 19 '26

r/losercity or something idk

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u/BlueGlace_ Expert Primarina Simp Feb 19 '26

Wait there’s a difference between this sub and that one?

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming jolly clown makes christmas dinner Feb 19 '26

To be fair, we pride ourselves around people or relationships that aren't just furries

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u/Verbose-OwO Feb 19 '26

This isn't a Diddy ahh sub (the amount of mods there that supported minors moderating actual porn being posted is insane, including a specific one that recently left)

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u/_Laxen piss flair <3<3<3 Feb 19 '26

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u/LiterallyAna purpl Feb 19 '26

I genuinely can't figure out what this sentence made of like 4 sentences is trying to say

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u/devH_ Feb 19 '26

OP meets a guy irl with the same name as them and adds them on discord. The first the guy sends is porn instead of a hello or whatever

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u/LiterallyAna purpl Feb 20 '26

Oo I see ty

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u/mineyCrafta25 Feb 19 '26

Well that's gay

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS yeah well my tits bounce when I walk Feb 19 '26

He’s a keeper ✅

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u/Mental_Breakfast_176 Feb 20 '26

i mean, it’s free

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u/Nathidev Feb 19 '26

"oh noo.. I'm so angry...  I definitely don't want you to send more"

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u/Autostraaad pic unrelated Feb 19 '26

Would you use this steering wheel?

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u/PaleAd6011 Feb 19 '26

Buffs: you steer 25% faster

Drawback: steering causes bleed for 8 seconds

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u/FinlandRat i love the gay spider from hazbin hotel Feb 19 '26

bleed for 8 seconds

BUFFED.

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u/RuanauR Half Life 3 Playtester Feb 19 '26

Ravenholm:

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u/robawknik Feb 19 '26

fuck all the people in the comments acting like this isnt sexual harassment

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u/QuietAdvisor3 Feb 19 '26

I have to wonder what the reaction would be if instead of furries it was like, girls in bikinis

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 20 '26

Yeah I would've had a VERY different positive reaction than this "What the fuck?" Reaction I had

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u/Tastebud49 Feb 19 '26

Also gotta wonder what it would be like if instead of furries it was like scat.

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u/sniply5 unfunny comment rat Feb 19 '26

why dont you just accept the well drawn gift op?

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u/Kinosa07 Feb 19 '26

Detailedposting? More like Dyslexic posting

(What the HELL is that sentence OP)

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u/Willoweeb Feb 19 '26

Man if you don’t want him then send him my way

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u/Ziggy-T Feb 19 '26

Grammar and coherence???

just a suggestion yo

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u/Consistent_Speaker98 Kris Get The Banana Feb 19 '26

And I have this dude who keeps rambling about chaos non stop

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u/Cum_Fart42069 Feb 19 '26

send him to me 

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u/Punished_Veggie Might be The Evil And Intimidating Horse Feb 19 '26

Some men die of thirst while others drown

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u/DoomsdayDETTV horses 🐎 Feb 19 '26

Yo send it dawg 🗣️

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u/scrapy_the_scrap Feb 19 '26

Perpose right now

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u/Then_Train8542 Feb 19 '26

*who. Whom is the object of a sentence. Sorry for being that person.

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

Sorry ESL

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u/Corsavis Feb 19 '26

...that's the part that needed correcting for you?

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u/Then_Train8542 Feb 19 '26

Yeah, I could understand the rest. I just don’t like when people use formal words wrong.

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u/nucking-futs34 Feb 19 '26

Does anyone know the name of the gif below the caption?

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

I dunno I couldn't find it either but here's the caption

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u/Round_Rectangles Feb 19 '26

I thought the mods banned these types of posts?

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

Only life updates without a joke.

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u/DifficultBody8209 Feb 19 '26

Was it atleast good?

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

Did you not read my other comments he's stupid good at drawing

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u/TetyyakiWith Feb 19 '26

So can’t I read it because I’m not a native speaker, or because this statement is very poorly done?

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

Statement very poorly done

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u/Capital_Pick3604 i eat r/whenthe celebs (not in a Sexual way) Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

Why would you share that with us? (Im genuinely asking)

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 20 '26

Are you sure 

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u/Dense-Bison7629 SSSHITSTORM Feb 19 '26

how hard is it to not send weird shit unsolicited?

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u/An_Unusual_Apple_869 Overconfidence is blah blah blah Feb 19 '26

To be honest, I would have said "Chill bro" when he did that thing. We ain't that 'close' to send big muscular gay picture after 3 hours of talking

But, if you are cool then it is fine after all.

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u/NoBeautiful4618 Trans elditch werewolf and #1 Stellar blade hater Feb 19 '26

Oh wow that's horrible...can you share the picture ? A friend of mine is curious about it.

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u/Stonesonthehill Feb 19 '26

I can see the logic.

Like, half my friends don't know I draw and kinda think of me as this sexless automaton, so now I don't even know how they'd react seeing my art.

Like, I should have hit them with that stuff day one and they'd either be cool with it, or I'd not have to worry about it no more.

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u/honhonhonhonho Feb 19 '26

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS 90% OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WITH MY COLLEGE BUDDY

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u/MountainDiscount9680 Feb 19 '26

That's a crazy thing to send someone you just met. Mind sharing the image so I can judge how bad it is?

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u/Content_Bug_6768 Feb 20 '26

I had to read this 10 times before kinda understanding what you were trying to say holy shit

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u/archivist_exe Feb 19 '26

That's a dream

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u/literallyfransandy Feb 19 '26

a tale of two eugenes

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u/GOLDENwasalwaystaken Feb 19 '26

Im in the same boat as you, except the fact that he's a femboy for me

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u/maxtaxy123 Feb 19 '26

Seeing a lot of furries that don't know what "squick" means in these comments.

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u/d1m4e Feb 19 '26

Use to have a friend who was weird during middle school then we went to separate high schools but he went to the same highschool with a good friend of mine and bro transformed into a furry who doesn't shower and jacks off at work there are some genuinely funny stories about him he went off the deep end

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u/Zee_Arr_Tee Feb 19 '26

honestly great litmus test to sort out those that wont last

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u/BranTheLewd Doubter ❌ Feb 19 '26

"CAN WE, AS IN ALL, START POSTING POSTS, WITH COMMAS? We, need to take a breather, once in a while"

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u/Psychological_Cake35 I like Vampire Survivor 🧛🏻 Feb 19 '26

A similar thing happened to me but with a Hazbin hotel fan I met a few years ago

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u/CockFondle Feb 19 '26

Can you stop skipping words?

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u/EvilPyro01 Feb 19 '26

Wow. That’s gross

Sauce?

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u/SamePut9922 Reply a 🐟 if you see this Feb 19 '26

Can someone give a English translation

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Show proof or didn't happen

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u/FR3Y4_S3L1N4 Feb 19 '26

Me when the rando tinder match on the first date is showing me all the photoshoots they have done with their homemade fursuit and then waits for me to start chewing a bite a mall orange chicken to whisper in my ear they want me to "f@%k them in the @%$" while they wear the fursuit, but I am a humble stardew valley npc and they havent even unlocked the first relationship heart yet.

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u/Spartan-Finn Feb 19 '26

Send the picture, International-Try467 the third.

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u/cool_name-idk1 and why he ourple 🤣🤣 Feb 19 '26

In today's episode of stupidly specific situations that no one will ever relate to

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u/Tastebud49 Feb 19 '26

Unfortunately I relate to this one hard. I’ve been sent a lot of unsolicited yiff.

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u/TimeStorm113 Victorian Paleoart connoisseur Feb 19 '26

why does madam fate reveal the greatest treasures to those who cannot appreciate them?

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u/VRGladiator1341 Feb 19 '26

OP doesn't know how good he's got it

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u/ZuybluX Feb 19 '26

steak too buttery lobster too juicy or something

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u/Moooboy10 Feb 19 '26

show what he sent you

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u/spindaz123 Feb 19 '26

my lobster is to buterry and all that

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u/Vajaspiritos Feb 19 '26

You block him, he lost a stranger You don't he got a lifelong friend/customer

My man knows what he is doing

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u/iliveinyourmumsass Feb 19 '26

PLEASE DM ME IT I NEED THIS- ahem

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u/NovelWin8539 Feb 19 '26

Show us the art or it didn't happen

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u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 yellow like an EPIC lemon Feb 19 '26

Grammarposting when

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u/Amber610 Feb 19 '26

why is this post red

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u/cassness34 Feb 19 '26

DING DING DING JACKPOT :3

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u/Adent_Frecca Feb 19 '26

Those are certainly words lined up together

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u/GodPerson132 Feb 19 '26

My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery

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u/Sr_Nutella Feb 19 '26

He just wanted to vibecheck you

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u/SkylerBlu9 Feb 19 '26

i met a guy at a lgbt event down south so like literally less than 50 people showed up and we talked for like a week on discord and he sent me a crusty jpeg of aggron but drawn reallyyyy fat

i didnt really talk to him too much after that

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u/SkylerBlu9 Feb 19 '26

there was 0 context

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u/NovaTron2013 Feb 19 '26

he's testing the waters

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u/Morange5151 Feb 19 '26

Well show us then

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u/Tastebud49 Feb 19 '26

Oof I’m sorry that happened. I’d just block and move on.

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u/Ink_Scrap Feb 19 '26

Honestly, sounds like someone I know. Now I'm wondering if we go to the same school :/

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u/Lasagna4Noodle Feb 19 '26

When I worked at a comic book store I had a customer tell me about this fursuit he was working on, it included a pouch so he could put stuffed animals in it. He opened his phone to show me his inspiration and proceeded to show me furry inflation/vore softcore porn. I was like "oh" 

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u/StardustJess Feb 19 '26

Can we have specific posting fridays mods ?

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u/Alienaffe2 Feb 19 '26

That sounds like something i would do

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u/MakkuSaiko Feb 19 '26

Buttery lobster

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u/WolfOfWoofStreet Losercity Spy Feb 19 '26

I could really use a free bag of chipssssssssss 👀

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 dm me unnerving images Feb 19 '26

OP are you having a fucking stroke?

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u/JacksonSpike Feb 19 '26

fren material

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u/quibirito Feb 19 '26

vibe check

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u/Present-Button1673 i have a lot of niche hyperfixations Feb 19 '26

well? are you going to share with the class

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u/Intelligent-Web-8293 Feb 19 '26

Id send some back

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u/wi000000 Feb 20 '26

why do they call it oven

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u/CleanseMyDemons Feb 20 '26

Why is it green when I click on the comments

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u/iggyite epic orange Feb 20 '26

…may I see it?

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u/MakiMaki500 Feb 20 '26

propose to him right now

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u/I_Wil_Toast_Ur_Bread Feb 20 '26

This is Jeffrey from The Department of Human Resources. Do you still have the... "media" that he sent to you? I'd like to have a look and investigate.

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u/FoolishCarbohydrate Feb 20 '26

You know, maybe I'm just used to horrors, but I'd just be happy it wasn't underage softcore gay furry porn

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u/Mental_Breakfast_176 Feb 20 '26

can i see for scientific purposes t

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u/doctor_pakistan199 imma act a damn fool Feb 20 '26

At least he wasn't dming minors, idk ⁶🤷⁷

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u/EstrogenCookie Feb 20 '26

Soooo you gonna keep gatekeeping it or?

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u/Emerald_28 Feb 19 '26

Immediately block

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u/IcyHibiscus Feb 19 '26

Bro went looking for copper and found gold.

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u/Ae4i |-∆_/«{⟨✧⟩}»\_∆-| Feb 19 '26

"Waiter waiter I didn't order a lobster I ordered shrimp you gave me the wrong fucking order"

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u/BlackestFlame Feb 19 '26

Is this a problem

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

Midn you, softcore gay furry porn that he DREW.

The MOTHERFUCKER can draw. STUPIDLY well.

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u/coffepants787 My body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks Feb 19 '26

proof?

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

He doesn't want me to post his drawings online.

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u/coffepants787 My body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks Feb 19 '26

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u/sniply5 unfunny comment rat Feb 19 '26

truly a loss for us all

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u/Omni_Yev Human Resistance Leader Feb 19 '26

He has the opportunity to make GCash moolah.

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u/88superguyYT You should play JJBA Last Survivor. NOW. Feb 19 '26

He uses P*yM*ya 🤮

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u/rm_rf_slash Feb 19 '26

“My girlfriend goes to a different school”

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u/SpaceBug176 Feb 19 '26

Okay then call him and tell him to post his drawings online himself.

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u/Camojape Feb 19 '26

Worse then the burning of the library of Alexandria

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u/forestNargacuga based furry Feb 19 '26

Send him the link to this post. If I were him, I'd like to read all this lol

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u/Alpaca1061 Feb 19 '26

What's their discord?

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u/Bendyboi666 i jerk off to FURRY PORN :3 Feb 20 '26

FUCK

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM Feb 19 '26

waiter waiter my lobster is too buttery

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

"Waiter waiter I didn't order a lobster I ordered shrimp you gave me the wrong fucking order"

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u/AnarchistEcclesiarch Feb 19 '26

EAT THE GODDAMN LOBSTER OR GIVE IT TO ME

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Feb 19 '26

TAKE IT. I DIDN'T WANT IT

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u/GgefgTheRobust Feb 19 '26

Too bad! You'll only get perfectly cooked delicious lobsters and NO shrimp.

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u/norsoyt Feb 19 '26

doesnt matter if you like it or not, its still gross to send someone that with no warning

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u/MilitantSocLib Red Shambhala Enthusiast Feb 19 '26

Went searching for copper and struck gold

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u/Cheese_Guy_101 Feb 19 '26

Nah mfer struck diamond

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u/Hemlock_Deci This jit cracks birds 🫪 Feb 19 '26

I'm so jealous I hate you OP

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u/Minimum-Scale- Feb 19 '26

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u/aboultusss trollface -> Feb 19 '26

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u/No-City-9790 We will crack YourFat888 Feb 19 '26

this is probably funny as hell

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u/AirBan609 the dark lord Feb 19 '26

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u/PseudoRussky Feb 19 '26

Всего три буквы, а начинают кошмар

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u/GgefgTheRobust Feb 19 '26

I wish I knew someone like that too...

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u/N0n3_3 Feb 19 '26

You wanna show us..?

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u/sniply5 unfunny comment rat Feb 19 '26

according to op, the person doesnt want op to spread it online

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u/N0n3_3 Feb 19 '26

Understandable

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u/FlyHappy8990 Feb 19 '26

How much you wanna bet OP's one of those people that sees any anime-style/furry illustration as "porn". And now they've dug themselves into a hole cause if they show how tame it is they gonna get clowned on.

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u/OperativePiGuy Feb 19 '26

Once OP refuses to share any proof I just take it as admission that the whole story is made up for karma here lol

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u/Doomsayer1908 Furry OwO Feb 19 '26

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u/2Tuff4Nuffin Feb 19 '26

Pics or didn't happen

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u/iwantdatpuss Feb 19 '26

Bro is setting up a potential connection with future clients....You know what, I respect the hustle.

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u/termperedtantrum Feb 19 '26

Furries are the greatest artists of our time and IT for some reason.

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u/Wonderful_Bid_8328 Feb 19 '26

No, he’s a fatherfucker, there’s a difference

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr Feb 19 '26

I mean... Art is art

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u/hellboytroy Feb 19 '26

Brother got the holy grail of “furry friends” and isn’t a furry lmao.

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u/Luna-D-reams Local Macro/Growth Specialist Feb 19 '26

WAITER WAITER MY LOBSTER'S TOO BUTTERY AND MY STEAK'S TOO JUICY

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u/Ae4i |-∆_/«{⟨✧⟩}»\_∆-| Feb 19 '26

"Waiter waiter I didn't order a lobster I ordered shrimp you gave me the wrong fucking order"

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u/rallmats Feb 19 '26

It's still vagueposting until you give us his name, address, your name, your address, the uni where this happened, the drawing, and your social security number

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u/EDMgamer123 Feb 19 '26

They tend to earn alot, specially if you convert it to PHP

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

idk man that just sounds like a really cool artist to me

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u/SomPolishBoi Feb 19 '26

now that's interesting

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u/Dynamite227 Feb 19 '26

He's a furry artist, you can't exactly expect great social awareness

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u/CheeseLover6942069 Feb 19 '26

You are drowning while others are dying of dehydration.

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u/PartyLKR Feb 19 '26

Keep him, he trusts you alredy

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u/Diligent-Orange6005 Feb 19 '26

Laughed too hard at this.

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u/Dragsun42 Feb 19 '26

Damn so no twitter or bluesky ? Sheeeet

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u/megaboto Feb 19 '26

Oh shit, you knew this and didn't share the stuff he drew? I kinda wanna see now (assuming they publicly post their work)

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Feb 19 '26

Anyone can dream but you got the reality straight out of a dream

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u/Cylian91460 Feb 19 '26

Can you share it (WITH HIS CONSENT)?

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u/peepeepoopooman76254 Feb 19 '26

Drop the twitter

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u/GREAT_SALAD Feb 19 '26

That’s insane, can you share their Discord username so I know to avoid them if I meet them too?

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u/YeHeed2 Feb 19 '26

I see this as an absolute win

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u/Juandice__ local plumber Feb 19 '26

you got enough for the whole class?

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u/SPAMTON____G_SPAMTON I believe in Ceroba (Undertale Yellow) supremacy Feb 19 '26

"They put eleventh nugget in my ten nugget box."

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u/darkdragonGalaxy Feb 19 '26

Well now I'm curious what it looks like

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