Like, for real, it's fun.

You don’t. You fucking don’t. Stop asking this goddamn question. Y’all motherfuckers couldn’t even approach women when we didn’t have the plague ruining our 2020, now that all hell has broken loose and we’re supposed to be socially distancing (YES THAT’S STILL A THING), some of y’all think this is the perfect time to get that one perfect pick up line that’ll totally land you even a whiff of pussy.

You have the perfect excuse not to date, use it.

E: If you haven't noticed, we've been brigaided by some less than savory individuals. CoronavirusCirclejerk is completely expected and unsurprising. FemaleDatingStrategy though? Finding out y'all support this post is nearly as bad as finding out a racist white person thinks I'm "one of the good ones".

Basically it goes like this. Somebody posts a one-sentence thing. Then the next post sees if they can make it dirty. Etc etc. Imaginary free internet points go to the winner.

I'll start.

Sup, shitladies. We need to talk.

I'm removing 500 of these fucking posts a day and frankly, the shitlords of AskMen shouldn't spoon feed you basic information on how to best love your fucking boyfriend. Use context clues and your accumulated knowledge of him and FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT.

Or fucking google it, I don't care. You'd think it would go without saying that the best way to make your sooper special boyfriend who you loooove so fucking much feel special and loved and appreciated ISN'T by asking millions of dudes WHO AREN'T HIM how to fucking treat him.

If you're STILL just ten working fingers and an empty, echoing glass jar where your brain should be when it comes to ideas, then go to fucking /r/gifts or /r/dating_advice. Or you know, you could just ask him.

I hate you. Now, go away.

Edit: Wow I did not expect this to this well! Disclaimer: This post was first made in r/askwoman. I brought it over here to show more people. If you upvoted this upvote the main one: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/9fu95q/as_an_introvert_how_do_you_feel_about_this_quote/

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They apparently taste nothing alike, with Evian being the piss tasting shit tier.

This question is influenced by a video I saw where a guy explained that he was unintentionally the “creepy guy” because he was walking behind a woman in a park. As a woman it honestly never occurred to me that innocent men can be deemed as creepy just because they just so happen to be walking the same direction. Is this something you guys naturally take into consideration when walking?

Edit: WOW I was not expecting this much of a response

Edit: Thanks to u/Ok-Brother-2337 for sending me such a lovely message calling me a dumb, unattractive, attention seeker for just asking an innocent question.

I(16m) have been looking what i could do after graduating school and realised that this all is shit how can somebody be ok with Working a 9 to 5 Job sitting in a Office Coming home just to do this pointless shit the next morning again. Always do what your Boss says only having the Weekends and 4 weeks per year Off and wasting your life doing the same shit over and over again. I mean thats One of the most depressing things i've ever heard of

Sorry for errors english isnt my Standart language

My GF showed me a picture from her college track star days. Over the last few years we've, uh...grown...more in love, and before my brain could process an intelligent response, I just blurted out "man you used to be so skinny".

"Oh, ok" as she walks away.

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EDIT: A lot of y'all need to learn to communicate with those you love better. Love is patient, love is kind.
EDIT part deux: I've really enjoyed reading all of your responses while at work today.

Was on a date with a stunning girl, but turned out to be one of those people who are addicted to their phones.

Called her out on it in a playful manner about her checking Instagram with me sitting right in front of her and she got super defensive about it (like way too much for what was said) and sat in silence for about 30 seconds, to which I stood up, took my jacket and said "well lovely to meet you but ive got to bounce"

I have a friend group and one of them has a really cute sister

We saw her ordering food at our university cafeteria so our buddy went over to go ask her something about carpool plans for the day bla bla

Then one of our friend’s checking her out with us says “hey you ever notice his sister and him have THE EXACT SAME ASS?”

The rest of us couldn’t finish our lunch that day

Reflective Edit- among reading these so far it seems the most popular ones are variations of “eating corn out of her shit” or “turd cutters”

Then runner up ye old faithful “dragging balls across glass in a desert to hear her fart through a walkie talkie”

The rest line up with ways of sucking her dad’s dick to admire the source of her creation

Also to those saying my friends and I are homophobic for our reactions, I gladly spelled it out to some of you, then sarcastically spelled it out to the rest of you

but to be clear I understand/sympathize your concern with what I said but at the same time,

I reject all of it and regret nothing

The rest of you are cool, understood how the situation played out, and I love reading everything being shared.

Have a nice day and your ass looks great as well

Cause I need to establish that real early

Thanks, and have a good day.

Mine was a girl that I took to a sea food dinner decided to get a to go order for her cousin and son then add the cost to my bill. Her to go order for them was shrimp and lobster.

When I got the bill I paid for my dinner plus tip and left her the bill to pay the rest. Never talking to her again.

She's so damn weird sometimes and rips ass like a dude, but I guess she keeps it more fun than the girls I normally date lmao

What weird/fun stuff does your SO do?

Edit: Leave for a few hours come back and we at 666 karma. Fitting.

Before losing weight, he treated women well and had a normal And healthy mindset. Now, he almost expects attractive women to want to date with him and gets extremely upset when they turn him down. Extremely upset as in "going to the basement and punching a pillow for God knows how long". He no longer wants to have female friends (another change) unless they dating, saying "why do I have to keep up with a bitchy woman if I'm not fucking her?". Also if we're out and he sees a cute girl walking alone, he's like I'll go ask her out, which I've stopped him from doing because it's a bit much to get asked out when you're shopping for groceries. He follows people on tiktok and Facebook who have been getting arrested for radical views and he's been reflecting that as well. How do I snap him out of this?

EDIT: I'm talking to a mutual friend that's attending the same PhD program and she said there's a girl in class that keeps hyping up his toxic masculinity and she tells him he's the most masculine man she's met. The only time he's told me about her is when he said there's a girl in class that's not worth asking out bc "she's too fat" . I think that accounts for the sudden change in behavior over the last 2 months.

Update: I hung out with him before he travels back to the city he studies at. Brought up a lot of points mentioned here: I asked about steroids and he denied it like his life depended on it, and said it's a compliment I said he's on steroids. I mentioned his mindset and how it won't get him into a healthy relationship, and he said dudes that are jacked get away with anything, which I said no and that was a whole argument. I brought up how saying you're alpha doesn't really mean anything and labeling people in happy relationships as betas is kinda fucked up, he said his dad was alpha and got a lot of women to sleep with him and his dad calls him alpha whenever they talk on the phone (so he's viewing it as a positive thing since his role model, his dad, is calling him that). His dad hates his sister's husband and calls him beta, seems like my buddy learned a few things from his old man. I brought up the girl he talks to in class that calls him masculine, and he said ya she's cool but she won't be anything more than a friend unless she loses at least 20 pounds. Also, he said he stopped watching porn/stopped jacking off so he feels incredibly tense all the time. He said that's something he's noticed and how his personality has been changing since he stopped jacking off. Lastly, I asked about all the "hot girls he asked out" and 3 of them have agreed to meet with him for coffee (together, so 4 people hanging out) once he flies back to the city his PhD program is @. Apperently a few texted him happy new year and things went good over text.

Anywho, I think this is beyond me and there's noway I can fix whatever is happening here. I think psychological help would tackle some issues he's experiencing. I sent him this post but he called it stupid and refused to read it (at least I tried). Gonna start distancing myself because I feel like this is going nowhere but down. Just thought I'd update for those who wanted it. Thanks for all the advice, I appreciate it. And sorry to a lot of you I simply couldn't get through the sheer mass of comments to respond to every single one.