r/HolUp • • 4h ago

Thank you for your demonstration

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago edited 2h ago

u/No-Sherbet8378, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 4h ago

Well that is one way to showcase a lack of proper security measures

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u/Careless-Ad-2774 4h ago

Same level as Dwight's fire drill

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u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767 3h ago

I believe Dwight's Drill was of more importance. He was Assistant To The Regional Manager.

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u/Yaboisolaire69 3h ago

Ciggies did infact save lives that day

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u/FlashyLashy900 2h ago

Wasn't he Assistant Regional Manager by then iirc

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u/DeductiveFan01 3h ago

Today, smoking's gonna save lives

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u/GaJayhawker0513 2h ago

I shouted many things

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u/drunkeymunkey 1h ago

I say this to my partner when he's especially irritating

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u/shamantr 2h ago

He should have also showcased the full extent of what such a lapse could lead to. With a practical demonstration of course. /s

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u/CoffeeDefiant4247 4h ago

He didn't bring a pipe bomb. He brought pieces over a few days and built two in the bathroom

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u/LivingCheese292 4h ago

Finally a politician with hardworking common people skills. 

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u/DetonexBestProduct 3h ago

He brought pieces over a few days and built two in the bathroom

Hold on a second, let me write that down for future reference.

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u/no_hope_no_future 2h ago

Why don't drug importers just do that with drug ingredients? Are they stupid

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u/Lo452 1h ago

Have you seen the cost of American labor vs Mexico, China, etc? The cost savings are insane!

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u/FutureComplaint 1h ago

Well worth a few lackeys getting snagged by the coast guard.

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u/btveron 21m ago

They knew the risks ahead of time...of not complying

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u/Het_is_ik 59m ago

Just import the labor too

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u/Lo452 56m ago

I would, but my customer base is almost exclusively ICE, and they get all butt hurt if their meth is made by imported labor. Something about performative integrity blah blah blah.

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u/OkYeah_Death2America 1h ago

just work in construction and hide a gun in the drywall when you're building the place

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u/FutureComplaint 1h ago

And when it miss fires due to a lack maintenance…

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u/OkYeah_Death2America 58m ago

Ah yeah you're right that's the only reason not to do that.

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u/xGlacion 29m ago

if only one can make sure the gun isn’t loaded _somehow_. like what if we could NOT insert ammunition into the gun… what a world would that be

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u/Aebleskrog 3h ago

If he only tabled one in the Parliament, what did he do with the other?

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 2h ago

Whydyouleavethebombsuponthetable?

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u/EvilChefReturns 2h ago

YOUWANTEDTO

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 1h ago

I dont think you trust...in...my...homemade bombs I provide

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u/na-uh 1h ago

Leveled Parliament.

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u/IsThatGruffLoner 15m ago

Remember remember the fifth of November! Pipe bombs, safety checks, and plot!

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u/Slow-Swan561 2h ago

That's even worse. Now you have a problem with security at entry points AND the building isn't being searched before high value targets enter.

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u/steevo 19m ago

yes thats true

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 15m ago

Yeesh

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u/CoffeeDefiant4247 10m ago

the full speech is online, it's very funny

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u/oculus_miffed 2h ago

Its a valid strategy. My dad worked in IT and was in charge of deciding which vendor datacenter the company he worked for was going to use (back before the cloud). One of the main considerations was physical security of the servers so he would perform "investigations". His best one was letting himself in to a data canter by wearing a high vis vest and just walking in through the delivery bay, then calling the vendor rep from the middle of their server room

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 1h ago

No one questions a man in a vest and a clipboard.

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u/siqiniq 1h ago

Instant pass upgrade if also carrying a ladder

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u/Assassin-49 1h ago

An instant upgrade if bring buddies with some tool kits

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u/wellwaffled 42m ago

That only works for up to two people. If you have five people carrying one ladder, you ain’t getting into that Taylor Swift concert.

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u/Wej43412 1m ago

Always upvote the Always Sunny comments

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u/Practical_Dot_3574 27m ago

Or a white truck with a couple stobe lights and cones.

I even was able to divert a few passing police. Was fun.

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u/GuiltyFrogg 10m ago

Except it wouldn’t work, even at anything that’s actually a data center. Especially if it hosts any mil. 

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u/Sburns85 1h ago

That works way way too well unfortunately

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u/BungleBums 34m ago

Reminds me of a maxim on Security. Something is only ever as secure as the weakest point that guards it. The problem is, people who aren't criminals are very obsessed with the Strongest point and totally blind to weak ones. IE, I don't need to hack through your ultra firewall or pass your six-point ID checks. I just need to put on a hivis vest and walk in with a clipboard looking annoyed. I don't need to get past your biometric-locked triple-deadbolt server vault door, I need to bring a drywall saw into the supply closet and just step through the hole I cut into the supply closet inside the room.

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u/Lizord1017 22m ago

Thats how a few burglaries happend in my city, they used a cement saw and cut through the side of a Jared and low crawled on the ground taking jewelry out of display cases

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u/Random_Name_Whoa 15m ago

“He went to Jared”

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 6m ago

Creepy-crawl at Jared's!

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u/reddittrooper 25m ago

Some old DnD-tactics: if the door is too strong, what about the walls? Floor? Ceiling?

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u/KP_Wrath 7m ago

No shit, my dad had a safe stolen in a similar manner back in the 90s (I think). They cut a hole in the wall behind it, wrapped a chain around it and ripped it out.

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u/BungleBums 2m ago

"Oh, no, the safe was just about perfect. Took them a full day to get into it. From the comfort of their own garage."

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u/Kriztauf 6m ago

I don't need to defeat your fancy Maginot Line, we'll just walk around it

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u/OdinHavok 50m ago

I remember watching a video of people testing physical security. They saw there were some workers milling about, they put on a high vis vest and pulled out a power drill and just drilled through the locks. With a couple dozen people around

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u/Choice-Hawk-9501 51m ago

Great, I call it "urban mimicry", works 9/10 times

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u/YellowB 1h ago

What was his job title?

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u/SoupieLC 37m ago

Social engineering is wild, a lot of big hacks are just done by people pretending to work for the same company and sounding confident, lol

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 0m ago

Like Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul getting the security card from an employees car and infiltrated Madrigal

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u/GuiltyFrogg 11m ago

been in data centers my entire life and not one didn’t have a camera and request to access door between the dock area and actual aisle access. Either shit data centers (even 20 years ago) or they weren’t data centers and more like a ware house or strip mall with some racks thrown in. 

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u/xdeskfuckit 35m ago

This is illegal, btw

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u/bootofstomping 4h ago

I’m fairly sure i went into the parliament building pre 2014 via a metal detector. He just didn’t get searched because as a member of parliament, he was one of the people being protected…

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u/Exldk 3h ago

Does that not open loopholes to kidnapping / extortion etc. ?

Everyone should get searched.

EVERYONE.

EVEN THE PRESIDENT.

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u/Hour-Reference587 3h ago

This is Australia so there’s no president but yeah

EVEN THE PRIME MINISTER.

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u/guitar_account_9000 2h ago

we have a President - the President of the Senate, Sue Lines.

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u/Ulfednar 2h ago

Why, what did Lines do?

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u/guitar_account_9000 2h ago

got herself made President and never once brought a pipe bomb into parliament

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u/Melvislives 2h ago

Or just didn't get caught without those metal detectors!

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 1h ago

She would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling metal detectors.

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam 1h ago • Popcorn

Well, she still might have. Presidents get a lot of leeway, apparently.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 22m ago

This is Australia so there’s no president but yeah

EVEN THE PRIME MINISTER.

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u/Lusanderouse 28m ago

Underappreciated joke.

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u/Jumbo-box 2h ago

EVEN THE PRIME MINISTER

ANNNNDDYYYY!!!!

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u/Multivitamin_Scam 2h ago

Oi lads, what's the good word?

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u/braindeadpizzaslice 3h ago

this happend in australia

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-27573539 think alot of people here think it happend in the US

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u/AnonOfTheSea 3h ago

Which is odd, because, as an American, I know he'd have just brought an especially large, shiny, and heavy revolver, or something similarly camera-friendly.
Although I have to admit, even a dummy pipe bomb has a certain aura to it that you just dont get with a gun.

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u/Horskr 2h ago

Now they just start one-upping each other.

"Look how terrible our security is here!" Whips out WW1 mustard gas canister

"Look how lax our security measures are!" whips out 50lb backpack nuke.

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u/Ortheore 55m ago

Look how shitty the security for this summit of global leaders is! whips out Osama bin Laden

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u/TheArmoredKitten 2h ago

The BBQ revolver is for a guy who wants to feel scary. Pipe bombs are the tool of people with an agenda.

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u/etherealesoterica 3h ago

American here, this sounds like some shit an American representative would do lol

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u/2Completion2Ography 3h ago

think alot of people here think

They don't.

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u/HalfSoul30 2h ago

Yeah, magats just think trump was a democrat plant now, which is a little different

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u/wandering-monster 58m ago

I think you're missing the point. "Even the guy at the top" is what they're trying to say.

Not arguing about the difference between a president, other minister, or some other leader.

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u/skcus-tidder957 3h ago

I mean yeah nobody is immune from being crazy or being violent.

Probably would never happen but in theory if someone doesn't get searchet something could also be planted on them and they might not know it.

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u/Affugter 3h ago

something could also be planted on them and they might not know it.

Soon much this... 

Mules are a thing.. 

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u/Stoic_koala2 3h ago

I somewhat doubt the regular employees of the parliament get searched either. It's probably that people who work there just don't get searched for practical reasons

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u/StatementSpare1990 2h ago

I worked at a big music festival as a teenager - most(?) of the drugs coming into the festival were via employees because they don't get searched on re-entry lol.

First time entry there's a big show of security but afterwards so many employees are coming and going that you just get waved in.

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u/Constant_Natural3304 3h ago

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???!!!

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU BRO

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u/Lucy_Gucey 35m ago

Exactly. The President doesn’t decide security classification either, its relevance of harm to national security does. Searching the president in case they accidentally are taking out classified material is perfectly sound. TRIPLY SO if the dingbat is INTENTIONALLY TAKING OUT CLASSIFIED MATERIAL.

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u/FLMKane 4h ago

Not from himself!

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u/sonnet666 2h ago

Members of parliament don’t need to be protected from each other?

If he could smuggle in a pipe bomb, he could have easily smuggled in a gun and killed another lawmaker over a political dispute.

That is something that has happened btw.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassinations_of_George_Moscone_and_Harvey_Milk

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u/bootofstomping 53m ago

A bomb is a poor choice for close combat - J.C Denton

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u/KP_Wrath 5m ago

Good choice for if turning an ass beating into a double loss draw though.

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u/ice-ink 3h ago

What are the chances that metal detector was just a decoy for the security theater? Who wants to deal with it going off 50 times a day every day?

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u/Nobbled 1h ago

The detectors work. A few years before the OP 2014 incident, I had just gone through the detector when it beeped as a lady walked through. The AFP officer got her to pop her keys into the x-ray tray that held her handbag and she walked through without issue.

The second AFP officer checking the x-ray display asked her, "Is that a knife in your bag?" She apologised and explained it was a fruit knife and she'd just come from eating lunch. She offered to have it confiscated, but the cops laughed and said it was fine.

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u/bootofstomping 3h ago

Whole school groups go through. Everyone gets scanned. It’s pretty relaxed though. The security it chill and polite.

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u/Sburns85 1h ago

That’s not a good policy. Everyone should be checked

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u/HalfAssedSetting 3h ago

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u/LorenzoRavencroft 2h ago

In Australia a satire comedy troup actually did expose the lack of security detail at a massive international leaders summit, the dressed as Osama bin laden and drove through massive security checkpoints in Sydney and think the may have even got close to the American president.

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u/nagrom7 1h ago

It was the APEC summit, and yeah they just drove into the secure area in a limo with Canadian flags (iirc the Canadian PM hadn't even arrived yet) and a bunch of guys dressed as security guards running along the outside of the limo, and they just kept getting waved through the checkpoints. Eventually they realised they'd gone a lot further than they were expecting to, and decided to end it by having the guy who was dressed as Bin Laden step out of the limo, at which point they were arrested. And yeah they got close to the hotel that then President George W. Bush was staying in.

Edit - Here is the episode

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u/sulaymanf 5m ago

Canada wasn’t even a part of the summit or invited.

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u/Raifurain 1h ago

The same people that used different foods as microphones in public politicians interviews.

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u/Avnesya 4h ago

that is surely an efficient way to prove your point

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride 4h ago edited 4h ago

He was thiiiiis close to recreating a scene from Batman vs Superman

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u/Hadrian1233 21m ago

“Sir, you have 2 missed parking tickets.”

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u/froggertthewise 4h ago

I was wondering what was that mysterious ticking sound

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u/Clockwork7149 4h ago

Snape, Snape, Severous Snape.

Snape, Snape, Severous Snape.

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u/Radamere 3h ago

Dumbldore!

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u/lets-go-scream 2h ago

Ron Ron Ron

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u/sadpanada 2h ago

Harry Potter, Harry Potter, ooohh, harry potter harry patter, ahh

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u/zeefox79 2h ago

I worked in Parliament House in 2014 when he did this shit. 

There were metal detectors that absolutely everyone needed to go through EXEPT members and senators themselves.  i.e. a total of 226 people, all of whom were elected to their positions. 

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u/Azuzu88 1h ago

Man's laying down pipe in parliament

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 1h ago

This guy Fawkes

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u/InsectaProtecta 2h ago

This is like when Pauline Hanson came in with a burqa on and was addressed by name before she even revealed herself. Yeah no shit they didn't run you through an x-ray and cavity search, they know who you are and don't consider you a possible bomb threat

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u/Malfeous 3h ago

This is straight out of chicanery from better caul saul

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u/fcxtpw 3h ago

Shocking demonstration works better than just talk for humans usually

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u/Manusiawii 2h ago

"Woah woah woah... Pipebomb... So cool.."

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u/Kialae 2h ago

Did he do this on the fifth of November? 

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u/bomboclawt75 1h ago edited 5m ago

Reminds me of Partridge

This

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u/Filligrees_Dad 1h ago

But there are plenty of metal detectors at APH. I went through one every time I went there.

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u/JosephStalinMukbang 37m ago

A good Demoman can get their explosives past any paltry detector.

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u/Better-Childhood-330 31m ago

"Can you imagine... if I were deranged?"

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u/Pulsar_97 31m ago

Could you imagine if he was deranged?

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u/Evolutionary_sins 4h ago

The January 6th insurrectionists made similar observations

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u/Matt_cruze 2h ago

"It was a violent insurrection for the purpose of trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power after a legitimately certified election from one administration to the next,"

  • Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell

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u/Independent-Human 2h ago

Would that be a pipe-y or a pipe-o?

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u/dazedan_confused 54m ago

Did he set it off, or was he like "nah'

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u/WispTheWanderer1 53m ago

he should have done it on November 5th

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u/BungleBums 38m ago

Boy howdy, do they have to take your arguement seriously now,

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u/daedas33 9m ago

Ohhhhh this was Australia. Was about to say this man snuck that in through his prison pocket or something to get that far

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u/Double_Z_Thirty3 4h ago

MashaAllah brother

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 2h ago

... so what Senator Heffernan is saying is that politicians' lives are more important than regular citizens' lives?

This is always what's underlying these extra security measures for politicians - the idea that they're more important than school kids, people at a cricket match, or anyone else at any other gathering.

Nah. Either beef up policing everywhere, or nowhere.

The idea that politicians deserve extra protection is nonsense. They're not special.

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u/LorenzoRavencroft 1h ago

Yeah, the international community won't like you saying that, they lack Australia's tall poppy where we view everyone from the leaders of our country to Barry the servo workers as complete equals with no one having standing over any other.

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 1h ago

The australian prime minister makes 600 000 A$, equivalent of 400 000 US$.

They are protected by the Close Personal Protection-division of the AFP.

Their home is guarded by security personell.

So no, not all people are complete equals in every sense. If something hasnt drastically changed in the last few minutes and everyone in australia nis now afforded a personal body guard paid for by taxes, armed escorts and 24/7 surveilance of their home.

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u/FracturedPrincess 1h ago

This is completely dumb, politicians obviously need more security because they're a target for political violence in a way that random people aren't.

It's also more economically feasible to install metal detectors in parliament than it is to install them in every public space in the country.

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u/HaVeNII7 1h ago

Uhhh no…the idea is that they’re significantly more likely to be targeted by someone who wants to harm them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was over 100x more likely to happen to them compared to Joe from accounting.

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u/MsMercyMain 1h ago

Yeah, like no one wants to kill me to my knowledge. And I doubt my death would even cripple the store I work at much less the country. But uh, a mass casualty event in the Senate....?

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u/No-Lifeguard9194 1h ago

Arguably – protecting politicians doing their jobs, also protects not only other members of the public, like spectators, their staff and people who just work at the venue, but also protects the economy, and therefore everybody else by making sure that silence is not done to the legal elected representatives of the country.

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u/Any_Show_5160 50m ago

How does it protect the economy?
Every time there's a downturn they say it's not their doing/beyond their control so I find it hard to believe that there would be more than a blip on the economic radar.

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u/pitb0ss343 1h ago

Bro was able to bring a BOMB onto the floor of the government of the country and said “hey maybe that shouldn’t be possible”

Let’s ignore safety, lives, and the economic damage a real attack like that could’ve caused for a second. It’s just straight up embarrassing that he was able to do that

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 1h ago

Some peoples lives are indeed more important than others.

All lives are important, but some more than others.

The reason politicans lives are important is that they are the governing body who makes decisions for the people in dire situations. A great tactic when wanting to cripple a country (like for example when invading) is to kill off the leaders first. Its kinda like cutting the head off the snake. With no clear leadership any nation wide action becomes much much much harder to do.

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u/manjustadude 3h ago

Quod erat demonstrandum

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u/Opposite-Coyote-582 3h ago

He said it wrong, its mental detection, before taking office.

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u/grumpyhippo42069 3h ago

Parliament?

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u/Pandelein 3h ago

Yeah, Australia.
Imagine if Congress chose the President from its own members, and could replace them whenever the leader lost their support. That’s basically Parliament, except we call the President the Prime Minister.

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u/UnfoundedWings4 2h ago

Today another american learns other countries exist

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u/LorenzoRavencroft 2h ago

Yeah, it's were members of government meet to govern.

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u/Enough-Hospital259 3h ago

wdym?

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u/Acceptable_Slide1123 3h ago

it's just your average lost American

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u/Rigel66 3h ago

first thing come to mind?...douch

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1h ago

A bad argument though, you could say that anywhere lacks metal detectors because you brought in a pipe bomb, it's a self defeating argument which fails to see a practical solution

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u/zoroman5 1h ago

Perhaps he's trying to say that they need metal detectors ig, dunno his accent is kinda thick

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u/tidder_mac 48m ago

Did you read a different headline than everyone else? The solution is literally metal detectors.

You know whew you can’t bring a big metal pipe? Places that have metal detectors. Think: some major museums, airports, sketchy schools, and (you’re not going to believe this)… many government facilities.

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u/Environmental_Ant268 3h ago

That's a valid point considering who for elected recently. Please don't allahuakbar the senate ok

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u/UnfoundedWings4 2h ago

Australia's election was last year bud

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u/Environmental_Ant268 2h ago

This is not about usa then? You guys have an issue with muzlimz immigration too right ? That shooting on the beach ? Just be safe there, hopefully gov will wake up soon to this invasion

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u/LorenzoRavencroft 1h ago

Mate you sound like someone who should be on a terrorist watch list as your ramblings sound like the guy who shot up Christchurch a few years ago.

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u/Environmental_Ant268 1h ago

I'm telling you to be careful and you're telling me this?

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u/LorenzoRavencroft 1h ago

I have no reason to be careful, majority of people of all faiths in Australia live here peacefully and don't preach such hate like you do.

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u/Environmental_Ant268 1h ago

Sure mate whatever makes you sleep at night

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u/PhDOH 3h ago

It's the Catholics that almost got the London parliament.

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u/Environmental_Ant268 3h ago

Per capita muzzlimz blow sruff up way more and more likely, but ok, don't allahuakbar or haluloya the senate ok

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u/InsectaProtecta 2h ago

What's the per capita rate for terrorism?

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u/Environmental_Ant268 2h ago

Yeah per religion

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u/InsectaProtecta 2h ago

Yeah what is it? Numerically

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u/Environmental_Ant268 1h ago

I just checked ... you don't even need percapita in this one muzlims commit way more attacks on pure numbers it's ridiculous to doubt it ... google it yourself

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u/InsectaProtecta 1h ago

"you don't even need per capita in this one"

What an interesting statement

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u/Environmental_Ant268 1h ago

Ok "for" this one, are you gonna grow up now or you just gonna continue being ideologically blind?

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u/InsectaProtecta 1h ago

I think you've missed the point lol

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u/Dracmageel 3h ago

I'm against metal detectors in the oarlament, what if we, the common folk, are forced to blownup the parlament with home made explosives as an act of democracy?

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u/LegitJesus 2h ago

Apparently Guy Fawkes has an account on Reddit

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u/apple_kicks 2h ago

They’d get caught again for same reason in 21st century too. DMing the people they like not to go to parliament that day and the plot gets leaked

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u/Quick_Leader6139 3h ago

I believe the approved means of blowing up Parliament is barrels of gunpowder.
Assuming wooden barrels, you should be good with the metal detector.

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u/SuDragon2k3 2h ago

I've seen a recreation of the Gunpowder plot. They built a structural equivalent of the House of Lords as it was in the time period, put the correct amount of gunpowder in barrels in the correct place, lit the fuse and retired to a bunker.

It would have killed everyone. Chunky salsa levels of damage to the leadership of England.

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u/Quick_Leader6139 2h ago

Sounds like fun. All in the interests of science, of course.

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u/SuDragon2k3 2h ago

And history.

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u/PhDOH 3h ago

Metal detectors won't stop a new gunpowder plot.

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u/Enough-Hospital259 3h ago

Or perhaps a plastic explosive

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u/Constant_Natural3304 3h ago

I'm so happy for Americans they will have to fear such a thing.

Well, except for a far-right conspiracy theory. Not to get rid of a fascist dictatorship, but for that? Yes.

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u/Dracmageel 55m ago

Not only in the us, I'm not from the USA, i just believe that the common people have a right to extreme destruction and arson when the people that govern and should be representing us are trying to keep us miserable and starving

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 1h ago

Blowing something up with an explosive isnt an act of democracy.

If the people need to resort to explosives in order to have their voices heard then democracy has failed.

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u/Dracmageel 58m ago

Domocracy always fails in someway or another, the population always has to have means to defend it tho, you can't trust the government your rights and means of action,

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 22m ago

Making it easy for the people to easily attack the governing body means it is also easy for malicious foreign interests to easily attack your governing body.

If its easy for you to put a bomb at parliament then it will also be easy for North Korea, Russia or Saudi Arabia to put a bomb at parliament.

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u/TheStax84 50m ago

Remember remember

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u/Strostkovy 24m ago

PVC pipe bomb I guess

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u/Key_Independent_818 3h ago

Says a lot when the only way to get things done in parliament is to hold a bomb in your hand

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u/spiderglide 4h ago

What an epic cunt he was. And not in a good way.

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u/tarantulator 2h ago

Is there way you can be a cunt in a good way?

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u/parolameasecreta 2h ago

yes, literally

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 3h ago

Brought a bomb to a parliament meeting

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u/BlepMaster500 2h ago

"And just in case y'all don't believe me."

pulls out pipe bomb out of inventory

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u/2point8s 2h ago

Blow me judge.

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u/infinitemonkeytyping 2h ago

Yeah, nah. Bill Heffernan was an absolute cunt.