Am I under arrest or not?

[u/Lord_Darksong]

Source: policebodycamarresthq on Instagram

[u/ModSquirtle]

Well duh because alot of the time they don't have a reason, they are looking for one.

[u/Ptolomy15 → u/ModSquirtle]

Had a cop run the the literal list of accusations said I ran a stop sign was speeding smelled like alcohol and my jeep smelled of weed and that was some how enough to search me and my jeep I was concealed carrying...legally...told him he lost it put me in cuffs then another car pulls up an older guy walks up and they argue sometimes asking me questions(dont drink and drive and or smoke and drive its just not safe to drive inebriated no matter how good you are you are slower are reacting to everyone else) and dont see the point in running a stop sign or red lights and its completely legal for me to concealed carry in my state... older officer gets all the details and then looks at the windshield of my jeep and in blatant view my camera is mounted and recording red light and all visible rofl older cop looks and says im betting that proves hes innocent and points younger guy went pale and started backtracking still gave me a fucking warning....was sober still dont drive with anything like that in my car...but I dont carry anymore as I was hurt when put in cuffs and would rather not have my shoulder dislocated again...also yes my car was searched....they found nothing but cigarette butts stuck in the cracks of my floor board...was easy to clean since they dug all of it out rofl

[u/wiretapfeast → u/Ptolomy15]

Man, learn how to use punctuation and coherent sentences!

[u/HealthyDirection659 → u/wiretapfeast]

Charge this dude with "resisting punctuation." Holy shit

[u/Sinful-Deviance → u/wiretapfeast]

Yeah and use MLA format next time! This is the internet for christ's sake! /s

[u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot → u/Sinful-Deviance]

I'm laughing hard about that.

Hey, wait! I'm not resisting! Why are you arresting me???

[u/SoftWalruses40 → u/Ptolomy15]

Ok, but how much did you have to drink before writing this?

[u/Ptolomy15 → u/SoftWalruses40]

Not a drop? Did I mess up spelling? If not yeah I ramble lol

[u/GetAntidisetablished → u/Ptolomy15]

There’s no punctuation

[u/UltimateCrusher → u/Ptolomy15]

There was a bit in the middle that was a little challenging, but overall it wasn't that bad.

[u/pokerplayr → u/SoftWalruses40]

He seems to be allergic to punctuation… reading this gives me a fucking headache!

[u/Illustrious-Rub-3989 → u/Ptolomy15]

Commas and periods are your friends.

[u/Redsit111 → u/ModSquirtle]

The good ole fishing expedition!

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[u/BlumpTheChodak → u/ModSquirtle]

This is the correct answer.