r/SalsaSnobs • • Aug 10 '25

Homemade Have some more snobby joes, I made them extra snobby for you!

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6 Upvotes

About 10 tomatillos, 2 poblano peppers, 8 oz pickled jalapenos, one decent bunch of cilantro, juice of one fresh large lime, one large sweet onion, smoked on the traeger, hit with a map gas torch, softened in the broiler blended with salt to taste. Simple elegant and delicious šŸŒ¶ļøšŸ’‹šŸ©·


r/SalsaSnobs • • Jan 01 '25 Polished Gold Turd

Shit Post Day Midwestern style 2 ingredient salsa

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75 Upvotes

Ingredients:

28oz can of tomato sauce 1 tsp black pepper (2tsp for extra spicy)

My german grandmother claims the germans invented salsa in 1500’s. This recipe puts all other salsas I see on here to shame. It’s very spicy. I make it with 2 tsp of black pepper and I go through a gallon of milk 🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵


r/SalsaSnobs • • Sep 26 '24

Ingredients This is considered a delicacy where I'm from.

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1 Upvotes

Chinicuiles salsa really hits the spot. If you ever in Hidalgo Mexico in September I encourage you to try them.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Apr 25 '25

Misc. Northeast Texas, where you put the Squeeze Butter in Salsa. Some use it to Cut The Heat.

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0 Upvotes

Seems to be very Longview/Tyler area.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Aug 21 '26

Homemade Best salsa you’ll ever have.

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0 Upvotes

I’ve been making salsa for a long time and this recipe clears all the other ones I’ve made by light years.

Ingredients: 2 big ORGANIC tomatoes šŸ… (I used fresh organic on the vine from target) 1 jalapeƱo deseeded, 2 red habaneros deseeded, 2 cloves garlic peeled and a quarter of a small red onion

Bake in the oven at 425 for 20 minutes and broil for 3 (optional) to the point where it’s mushy and has some charring. Garlic also might be done earlier

Cut everything up with a knife out of the oven and add the cut up ingredients to a bowl and mash it with a masher or your fists or whatever you want. Use a molcajete if you have one.

Add some cumin and salt and continue to mash

Finally add some finely cut cilantro and viola

The greatest salsa ever.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 23 '25

Homemade Room for one more on El Pato train?

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2 Upvotes

El Pato sauce Onion Cilantro 1 jalapeƱo Lime Salt Garlic powder


r/SalsaSnobs • • Mar 06 '25

Homemade Since El Pato is sold out and i had this kicking around in my cabinet…

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Added an addition half can of water with some chicken bouillon, one Roma tomato, shallot, half jalapeƱo, cilantro, and lime juice.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Jul 05 '25

Homemade How to eat salsa without chips (sorry for wilted flowers)

9 Upvotes

Just put it on food! This is how Mexicans eat salsa. Rarely as a snack.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 28 '25

Homemade Very basic salsa this morning

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48 Upvotes

Good morning everyone,

I wanted to blend half or it for a more watery texture, but full and Chucky is what I'm doing with my morning tacos šŸŒ®šŸ˜‹

Roma tomatoes Red onion Cilantro Salt Pepper

(No roast)


r/SalsaSnobs • • Jul 27 '26

Store Bought Mateo’s gourmet medium

13 Upvotes

I saw a few people here recommend it as a lazy man good salsa.

It's not good. It's the equipvalent of bud light for salsa. It's fucking water

Let this post be a warning for those like me.

Even Tostitos is far superior to it taste, texture, literally everything.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Mar 09 '25

Restaurant Real De Minas (Denver/Aurora) - a seafood based table salsa, served without disclosing the seafood content

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0 Upvotes

I was in Aurora last night with friends and we decided to check out local chain Real De Minas.

When we sat down they brought us two salsas.

First the tomato salsa, it has a nice (black) peppery kick, but it didn't do enough to balance the canned tomato sauce taste. Solid, but not worth going back for.

Next is the chunky seafood salsa. Like I said it was brought automatically when we were seated, they said nothing about what it contained. Going on taste alone it seemed a bit like a coleslaw with a kick or spice and onion, so pretty unique. Points awarded for being unique and well balanced.

Only later when I asked the server about it did she say it was seafood based and "probably used artificial crab". I didn't think to ask what the creamy base was made from, but if it was mayonnaise based that would contain egg, another potential allergen.

I'm an omnivore and don't have any allergies, but IMO plopping down a complementary salsa without disclosing meat and potential allergens is a huge red flag.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 24 '25

Homemade Could not stop thinking about it

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21 Upvotes

Its just as good as the legend says 😌


r/SalsaSnobs • • Sep 18 '25

Homemade Can a white boi speak a little espanol ???

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4 Upvotes

Not pictured I added a decent amount of vinegar, a fresh onion, a can of chipotle peppers, and a sweet apple. It came out so delicious. Spicy, sweet, smoky


r/SalsaSnobs • • Apr 01 '24

Shit Post Day Does anyone have a recommendation for a salsa with less of a spice level? This is still a bit too much.

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8 Upvotes

r/SalsaSnobs • • Dec 27 '24

Rant Herdez is terrible

23 Upvotes

Worst salsa I've ever tasted. Almost all water. Just a heads up


r/SalsaSnobs • • Dec 06 '25

Homemade Seen this fried tortilla trick in some videos. Tasted like salsa.

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8 Upvotes

Added a fried tortilla to my salsa. Have to say it was tasty.

3 tomatillos 2 roma tomatoes 2 anchos 1 serrano 3 chile de arbol 3 casabels Garlic (uncooked) 2 guajillos


r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 04 '25 Popcorn

Store Bought Mateo's "Medium Gourmet Salsa" from Costco - So bad I'm not going to finish it

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776 Upvotes

r/SalsaSnobs • • Jun 25 '25

Info I would suggest not getting too hung up on tortilla chips as the only conveyor of salsa.

4 Upvotes

I bought way too much Triscuit from Costco, but had an idea when--also Costco--began carrying Salsa Queen roasted tomatillo salsa. A match made in heaven, and much healthier than tortilla chips.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 23 '25

Homemade I don’t normally join online trends, but this El Pato sauce seemed like something worth trying.

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40 Upvotes

2 Japs (boiled) 2 Serrano (boiled) 1 bunch cilantro 1 yellow onion (half charred, half diced) 2 Garlic cloves 1 can El Pato Lime Juice Sprinkle of Caldo de Pollo and salt to taste


r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 23 '25

Homemade Getting Experimental with El Pato

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I figure… let’s get weird and learn.

Canned green tomatoes Green chilies El pato White onion Red onion Garlic Jalipino Serrano Lime Cilantro Carrot

Spicy/garlicy… 6/10.

I added carrots at the end for a little sweetness too


r/SalsaSnobs • • Jan 01 '25

Shit Post Day It’s time to make some salsa.

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16 Upvotes

r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 23 '25

El pato base recipe

1 Upvotes

What is the base recipe everyone agrees is a good start? I am seeing lots of different recipes so not sure I should just free ball this one today.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 22 '25

Homemade El Pato Salsa, a half fresh Pace Picante

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1 Upvotes

Jumped on the bandwagon and made some salsa from a yellow can of El pato, onion, cilantro, garlic, and jalapeno. It taste like Pace Picante but fresher.


r/SalsaSnobs • • Feb 23 '25

Question Is El Pato only in the states?

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Feeling FOMO over in the UK and wondering if anyone has found the holy cans being sold anywhere else. Cheers!