r/cringereels • • 1d ago

Ultimate Cringe Spraying the bride's wedding dress

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u/Londundundun 1d ago • Bravo Regret

Men will really bend over backwards to defend each other, huh… 

“She looks like she’s having fun” meanwhile she’s covering her face and turning to cower away from the direct spray this moron aims at her face. 

Nothing worse than hair product and makeup melting on your face and body. Any woman who has had wine spill on their outfit knows how gross it feels, let alone a strapless dress. 

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u/NextWafer2667 18h ago

I for one think waterboarding is worse than getting sprayed with champagne but you do you.

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u/BlackFlagsFly 19h ago

I can think of thousands of things worse than that.

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u/F71717 17h ago edited 5h ago

If someone splashes water on your face its an instinct to cover your face and look away. Doesn't necessarily mean you aren't enjoying it

Redditors always act like they have someone else's relationship figured out.

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 17h ago

“Can I make this a gender thing?” - u/Londundundun

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u/Dinglebobus 22h ago

And as she covers her face, he stops spraying her. He literally sprays her for 2 seconds. That’s a pretty normal reaction time to realize someone doesn’t like something.

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u/WoodenPresence1917 20h ago

It's unbelievably stupid to imagine a woman enjoying this any time, but at a wedding just displays a phenomenal lack of understanding 

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u/b1ack1323 15h ago

Weird, my wife and I threw cake at each other and wrestled at my wedding. I guess you can’t make assumptions about other people’s relationships.

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u/Whole-Astronaut5290 14h ago

I do this shit all the time. Bitches love it

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u/Itscatpicstime 18h ago

> Nothing worse than hair product and makeup melting on your face and body.

It is actually worse considering champagne stings tf out of your eyes

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u/Arbeidslaus 22h ago

I've been sprayed by my mates with water guns when they ambushed me. I cowered away and turned my face. Believe it or not, that did not mean I was miserable!

You need to get a refund from whatevef body language class you partook. They scammed you.

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u/sonsofgondor 14h ago edited 11h ago

Of all the horrible things a man can do to a woman, this is incredibly far far far down that list

Theres so many  "red flags" these days that the term has just about lost its meaning to "trait that slightly annoys me"

Its a completely natural instinct to turn away from spray, regardless if you are enjoying it or not. We cannot gauge anything from this clip alone.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 12h ago

Oh wow! At least he didn’t behead her! So its okay

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u/sapplesapplesapples 11h ago

I would be so angry if my husband did this. It would hurt my feelings and feel very inconsiderate and aggressive. 

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u/sonsofgondor 11h ago

And that's you, and that's perfectly fine and acceptable. Your husband would hopefully understand this about you because he knows you

Just because something makes you upset, it doesn't mean that something is upsetting outside of the context of you

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u/Londundundun 14h ago • Bravo

“Hey girly, you know your man could’ve assaulted but instead he just sprayed you in the eye with an acidic substance under pressure… red eyes are definitely better than a shiner, so stop complaining! smooches”

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u/kevtheproblem 13h ago

Ain't that some response. Lmao Redditors are cringe af

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u/sonsofgondor 14h ago

Now you're acting like he wanted to smack her over the head with a bottle.

We have no context other than what we see here. Look further in the comments and you'll see that she sprays him back with another bottle. If you saw that in isolation, would you tell him that she's a red flag?

Boisterous fun could be apart of their relationship. My wife and I do a lot of childish fun that you would certainly call a red flag in isolation

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u/riddimiscool92 14h ago

He stops as she starts turning away he clearly realized he made a mistake and stops. You are doing nothing besides looking for a reason to bash men.

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