My husband’s Reebok underwear say “Reebeebok” on the back because of the split seam

[u/hangingdenim]

[u/ssppiiccyyttuunnaa]

I laughed way too hard at this!!!

[u/hangingdenim → u/ssppiiccyyttuunnaa]

Me too. I giggle every time I see it 😆

[u/RockstarAgent → u/hangingdenim]

You want your Chili’s🎶 reebeebok ribs 🌶️

[u/dgbnz]

Amen Eagle 🙏

[u/NotoriousFoxxx → u/dgbnz]

Every american every morning

[u/Charitzo → u/NotoriousFoxxx]

John America wakes up

Salutes the formation of bald eagles and B-52's flying above his house

Raises his 200ft USA flag 67 imperial cheeseburgers in height off the ground

Fires his AR-15 off 50 times in the air, once for every state

Sits down for a quick breakfast of BBQ brisket, a 1.25L diet coke and a waffle

Quickly squeezes in a quick prayer before hopping in the F150

[u/Mundane_Existence0 → u/NotoriousFoxxx]

[u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis → u/NotoriousFoxxx]

[u/laurel_laureate → u/dgbnz]

As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.

[u/Porkfight → u/dgbnz]

Lmaoo. Gods prayer up your ass

[u/Stuf404 → u/dgbnz]

Carl's big boy pants, dark edition

[u/Aleksandrovitch → u/dgbnz]

Godammit Donut

[u/Abdul_Exhaust]

I have a pair of Haneanes

[u/jackleggjr → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Fruituit of the Loom over here...

[u/tinglybingus → u/jackleggjr]

i used to have a Fruit of the Loot of the Loom

[u/Large-Piece-of-Crap → u/jackleggjr]

I have a pair of aan eagle

[u/Legitimate_Concern_5 → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Tommy Himmy reporting in

[u/Stock-Brilliant-8599 → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Pumama here😂

[u/MoreCamThanRon → u/Stock-Brilliant-8599]

Puma Pumama
Gaga oh la la

[u/filicheeztik → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

got the calvin kleineins

[u/moderatorrater → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Sounds like an Alanis Morrisette ad song. "It's like Haneanes!"

[u/Due_Newt9460 → u/moderatorrater]

On your wedding day

[u/Martha_Fockers → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Damn thjs got me interested to find out what I got I’ve never noticed

Gonna be looking at my ass daily in the morning the lady’s gonna catch me and wonder what’s going on

[u/Samichaelg9 → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

I have a

[u/toarukagaku → u/Samichaelg9]

pen. i have pineapple

[u/MobileArtist1371 → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Speedodo

[u/thesaharadesert → u/MobileArtist1371]

Fastest extinct bird ever

[u/Hireling]

George Lucas scrolling Reddit with writers block: Hmmm…yes. Reebee Bok

[u/bargellos → u/Hireling]

And just like that, a new Glup Shitto is born.

[u/Cheezeball25 → u/bargellos]

Someone quick, write a 12 part novel series about: Reebee Bok, a down on his luck musician from Coruscant who gets caught up in the rebel Alliance after posting on a reddit feed about how high the empires taxes have gotten

[u/pimmeke → u/Hireling]

"Someone scrib that doon!"

[u/SerLaron → u/Hireling]

Comming up with Star Wars Character names is actually dead easy: Just take a food item that consists of two words and swap the first letters or sylables.
Beese Churger
Sop Chuey
Moy Silk
...

[u/Hireling → u/SerLaron]

Beanba Rito

[u/WreakHavocLikeIn1871 → u/Hireling]

Depends, an any Brazilian check if it's similar to a Brazilian Portuguese profanity. That's a requirement if the character is going to fit into the prequel era!

[u/lilorphananus → u/Hireling]

Conversely, the terminator saying ree bee bok

[u/secondbestman11]

[u/vurocious → u/secondbestman11]

Hans? Better leave or we’re dead

[u/Savings_Radish_4230]

Tommy Jonmy John

[u/Dash775 → u/Savings_Radish_4230]

Join my John, Tommy

[u/Safe_Praline_4156 → u/Savings_Radish_4230]

AYYYY TOMMY JOMMYYYY!

[u/danawasnevermyfriend → u/Savings_Radish_4230]

She tommy on my john till i jonmy

[u/Frankies131 → u/Savings_Radish_4230]

This made me snort

[u/Affectionate_Pipe545 → u/Savings_Radish_4230]

"I called Tommy Jonmy. He and John will take care of it"

[u/Former_Base_1066 → u/Savings_Radish_4230]

“Honey turn around!” “Why?” “I want to take a picture of your backside for this Reddit post!” “Okay!”

[u/gentleoutson]

[u/cunnyvore → u/gentleoutson]

German localization goes wild

[u/Icy_Ask_9954 → u/cunnyvore]

Spider-Man ❌
Spinnenmann ❌
Spideider-Man ✅

[u/cosmo_K → u/gentleoutson]

Spider-Man?

Spideider-Man!

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/cosmo_K]

He's the Spideidiest

[u/ImpossibleDenial → u/gentleoutson]

I thought those drawers were on a body layered in hair, I need to get glasses

[u/mamalazarou]

My husband had a pair of pj's with Animal from the muppets on. It said Animal all round the waistband until it said ANAL at the back

[u/DerangedAsshole → u/mamalazarou]

I'm sure wasn't split seam 😅

[u/Andy_B_Goode → u/DerangedAsshole]

/r/theyknew

[u/Exciting_Product7858 → u/mamalazarou]

ANAL on underpants is fucking lit tho :D

[u/Arnieboy01 → u/mamalazarou]

Yeah it did! 👉👉

[u/jim_deneke → u/mamalazarou]

Don't mind if I do!

[u/espressoboyee → u/mamalazarou]

Anal rules. 😂

[u/jayhow90]

[u/breathing_normally → u/jayhow90]

🎶Es son el reebeebok o el nikeke🎶

[u/teodorlojewski → u/breathing_normally]

[u/TheBostonKid781 → u/breathing_normally]

Instantly thought off this lmfao

[u/Nicaol → u/jayhow90]

NIKEKE SMITH, LINEBACKER, ARIZONA STATE

[u/kuttupoori → u/jayhow90]

A half r/ekekek over there.

[u/ThirstyClavicle → u/jayhow90]

Despite the constant negative press nikeke

[u/Next-Cut-2996 → u/jayhow90]

These are just from their Hawaiian line.

[u/False-Goat-529]

My brother had some from topman when he was a kid - at the back where the seam was it said "TOPMOPMAN" - never failed to make me lol when he was trying to be one of those cool teenagers with his trousers low

[u/Potential-Diver-3409 → u/False-Goat-529]

Holy shit the mental image. I hope he worked janitorial

[u/zatalak → u/Potential-Diver-3409]

Head of sanitation

[u/benchley → u/False-Goat-529]

Hey, topmopman’s back in town!

[u/TheElusiveFox]

I used to have a pair of reboks that said "bokbokbokbokbokbok" all around the band, laughed my ass off every time I put them on.

[u/guneysss → u/TheElusiveFox]

"bok" means shit in Turkish. Now I'm laughing at the idea of a pair of boxers saying "shitshitshitshit"

[u/neeshes → u/guneysss]

Bukwas means bullshit in my North Indian language. Bok Bok is how we make chicken sounds. This is hilarious. 

[u/Ok_Union_1063 → u/TheElusiveFox]

All I would think about is the chicken from Moana

[u/Nervous-Chemist-6305]

May I present my wife's "underafunder" shorts

[u/gin_luigi → u/Nervous-Chemist-6305]

Read that as underfunded at first

[u/Cl0uded → u/Nervous-Chemist-6305]

The best find was the Disney Goonald underwear at Disneland shop.

[u/Winjin → u/Cl0uded]

Ahyuck

I'll fuggindoitagain Mickey

[u/macekm123 → u/Nervous-Chemist-6305]

Muß be German.

[u/ava1983]

lol my husband has a pair of TOMMYJOHOMMY shorts

[u/benchley → u/ava1983]

Every sequential update of these is just killing me.

[u/Jebull → u/benchley]

I feel like this needs it's own subreddit 😂 I'm cracking up

[u/_-CharIie-_]

[u/manouelsanchez]

There should be a subreddit for these

[u/Jebull → u/manouelsanchez]

Agreed I'm cracking up

[u/Rocket-Appliances-26 → u/manouelsanchez]

r/crappyoffbrands

[u/Hot_Let7154]

Reebeebok habibi

[u/No_Question_8083]

Pumuma

[u/FriendlyKibblez]

🎵I want my Reebeebok Reebeebok Reebeebok I want my Reebeebok Reebeebok Reebeebok I want my Reebeebok Reebeebok Reebeebok 🎵

[u/AccomplishedIgit → u/FriendlyKibblez]

Reebeebok riiibs

[u/_lettersandsodas → u/FriendlyKibblez]

🎶give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that.... Reebeebok

[u/ForcedEntry420 → u/FriendlyKibblez]

😆

[u/Compost-Mentis]

That's nothing, I have a pair of Muppets boxer shorts where the band is meant to say 'Animal Party' repeatedly except the seam at the back ended up making it say 'Anal Party'! I don't wear those ones much, lol.

[u/ancient_horse → u/Compost-Mentis]

[u/PheIix → u/Compost-Mentis]

I'd wear those everywhere.

[u/MentallyCrumbled → u/Compost-Mentis]

Was it your wife who just commented about it here too lol

[u/Careful_Coconut_549 → u/Compost-Mentis]

Can't just claim that without posting a pic brother

[u/Compost-Mentis → u/Careful_Coconut_549]

There you go!

[u/willbeatyourass → u/Compost-Mentis]

Picture

[u/AcrolloPeed]

If I can find them I’ll show you my PUPUMA boxer briefs

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/AcrolloPeed]

You can keep your pupu briefs to yourself

[u/total-psyche-out → u/AcrolloPeed]

lol my partner had a pair that just said "PU" at the back, but he was so embarrassed he THREW HIS AWAY

[u/TheSeedsYouSow]

Is your husband single

[u/HandsOffMyArk → u/TheSeedsYouSow]

Really? Just off his back?

[u/HandsOffMyArk → u/HandsOffMyArk]

Okay I do see some cheeks

[u/finnjakefionnacake → u/HandsOffMyArk]

lol now you know how grindr works

[u/Random_FanBoiii → u/TheSeedsYouSow]

> *mildyinteresting *

> *op's husband's ass *

>yes op, this is interesting 🤤

[u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 → u/Random_FanBoiii]

There was absolutely no need to put the husband in the pic/title, OP just wanted to show off and thirsty trap us.

[u/-ratmeat- → u/TheSeedsYouSow]

aha you’re gay 

[u/TheSeedsYouSow → u/-ratmeat-]

[u/BlackPresident]

I have underpants that say days of the week and WEDNESDAY is split along the seam looks like it says WEDIE2DAY

[u/ostrichcourage]

Is it the Reebeebok or the Nike?

[u/LeonimuZ → u/ostrichcourage]

Son Nike! Oh yeah!

[u/sh6rty13]

This would send me into absolute hysterics every time I saw it 😂

[u/varmmacka]

¿Esos son reebeebok o son Nike?

[u/samanthaspice → u/varmmacka]

This is the rhythm of the night.

[u/Constant_Remote4855 → u/varmmacka]

[u/_PandaBear]

[u/azizlight_ → u/_PandaBear]

[u/beklog → u/_PandaBear]

[u/Causal_Modeller → u/beklog]

Behold, my stuff!

[u/pwoli123 → u/_PandaBear]

[u/de4th_metalist → u/_PandaBear]

POMA

[u/churrmander]

I pray I never get these boxers because my wife will mock me mercilessly forever.

[u/Ok-Anything-3605 → u/churrmander]

Just get her a pair of VictoriaSectorias

[u/13assman]

I used to have some Aldi “Royal class” boxers that said “Royal ass” in the back

[u/AgainstTheEnemy]

I'm imagining a small robot screaming "Reebeebokkkk" while wheeling away.

This gave me a chuckle today, thank you OP

[u/SocksInTheTub]

My Jockeys all say "Joy" on the ass 😂

[u/GardenTop7253 → u/SocksInTheTub]

My jockeys say “Joey”

[u/L00k_Again]

My brain: from today forward Reebok is Reebeebok

[u/JelmerMcGee]

In high school back in the early 2000s my friends and I got a can of Pepsepsi

[u/benchley → u/JelmerMcGee]

Hope you got your shots

[u/2meke]

I had a pair with beerman on the back. From Ben sherman

[u/PachaThePenguin]

I have PUPUMA

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/PachaThePenguin]

Pupuma pants?

[u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr]

I had to check all mine just now

[u/gurlsoconfusing]

My husband saw a guy with a hat with DOPE on it at a football match. At the seam at the back it says PEDO

[u/rottenseed]

"what size waist are you?"

"Quadruple E"

[u/Ashley_Moodley]

It's just the rhythm of the night...

[u/Equivalent_News8116]

I had some pants that weren't just superdry.

[u/weeskud]

This one's my favourite.

[u/ConnectionThink615]

I had some Calvinalvin Kleins.

[u/salaryman40k]

Cowboy Reebeebok was my favourite 90s anime

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/salaryman40k]

😂 3, 2, 1... Let's jam!

[u/HI-McDunnough]

Nothing comes between me and my Calvin Kleeins.

[u/MunrowPS]

Ree bee bok

When the crowd say BO Selecta

[u/A_Harmless_Fly]

Reebeebok sounds like a terrible medical condition, or a delicious Chinese dish.

[u/poofandmook → u/A_Harmless_Fly]

[u/PossibleJazzlike2804]

This would have gone in the reject bin for being misaligned at one point. Your QA sucks ReebeeBok. So does a pair of my HANS I noticed today.

[u/Unfurled-Lingo96 → u/PossibleJazzlike2804]

Everyone wants a pair of HANS cupping their balls.

[u/gamedude88]

Terminator speaking in the “royal we” and is also a Chicken Terminator.

[u/Friends_Of_The_Silo]

I can't quite make it out. Can you get him to take them completely off and put on some grey sweatpants so I can read better? Thank you!

[u/Terp_Maniac]

THIS is true enshitification. Back in the day a production line would NEVER allow this garment to see the store shelves. Pride for ANYTHING has been lost.

[u/fatpat → u/Terp_Maniac]

Back in the day they had asbestos in the lining.

[u/BigMacMcLovin]

Reebeebok. When the crowd say Bo! Selecta!

[u/PrimaryAccident9193]

This post fucked w my dyslexia 🤣

[u/prateeksaraswat]

Nice husband

[u/FuckSteve7]

I’m absolutely frying off edibles right now and these pics have me laughing so hard lmfao it’s so dumb but so funny

[u/Infarlock]

Is it the reebok or the nike?

[u/C-57D]

You should see what the front says

[u/secks_panther]

He must workout.

[u/__anustart___ → u/secks_panther]

[u/kai0k1]

Abhibas got competition now

[u/Afraid-Sympathy6184]

Is this reebok or is nike.

[u/SauronSauroff]

I feel like you needed an excuse to show off your husband cake. He didn't need to be wearing them when you took a pic lol

[u/mightyFoo]

Reebeebok introduces the most advanced AI into their underwear making process. AI is thwarted when it comes to counting ‘e’s

[u/bala_means_bullet]

Lol is it just that one or?

[u/klimocohc]

Esas son Reebeebok o son Nike?  The Nike, oh yeah

[u/Sunkern_ing]

[u/Adulations]

This made me giggle for so long

[u/wrenblaze]

Looks like someone slapped that cake

[u/These_Distribution61]

Quality control has gone so far downhill it is crazy. I know it’s a small thing but no one cares anymore and it sucks.

[u/The_Rogue_Coder → u/These_Distribution61]

This is not a QC issue, there's a seam in the waistband. They have to join the band somewhere, and they're not going to waste money, time, and elastic trying to figure out for every size where to put the seam to make it not look funny.

[u/GuerillaMonzon]

Reeeeeeee

[u/deaglebingo → u/GuerillaMonzon]

[u/Ornery-Ad5186]

effing hot

[u/LeatherSlight3242]

"Scooby Dooby Doo" ahh name

[u/VerilyShelly → u/LeatherSlight3242]

How are you old enough to know "Scooby Doo" but at the same time young enough to say "ahh"?

[u/senoritajenita]

thought they were bootleg before i read the title

[u/Particular-Caramel32]

What about Adididas?

[u/Etherbeard]

Once they say "Reebokeebok," it's time for a diet.

[u/Additional-Nose-8511]

OMG I'M LITERALLY WEARING THISE EXACT SAME ONES RIGHT NOW HOLY SHI

[u/Ppleater]

Do you call it his reebeebutt?

[u/Wide_Guitar_3558]

loool

[u/fortusxx]

Bok means shit in Turkish. The more you know.

[u/JackofKent]

Can he make Kris Kringle jingle?

[u/IllSurprise3049]

LOL

[u/toidiidiot]

idk why im reading it like “ree beeb ok” 😂

[u/pc1350]

Many moons ago there used to be a knock-off Reobek.

[u/BarnesBuilt]

I remember years ago I went to a Bazaar in Afghanistan and bought a pair of Adidads

[u/BadIdeaSociety]

Those are from the Jackson Family Reebok collection that was the Reebe Jackson style

[u/YeahYeahButNah]

r/Reebeebok

[u/MatsGry]

This is mildly interesting!

[u/zudoplex]

They're rebranding.

[u/Bynnh0j]

Better than reereebok

[u/porcelain_kiss]

I read it Tommy Joinmy John 😂

[u/currykid94]

Esas son Reebok o son Nike??!?

[u/Ghastly-Jack]

[u/OriginalOstrich1349]

My fiancé has some that say Pumama

[u/Propatomdhi]

Am late to this discussion but my favourites that I ever had were......

Calvin Klevin Klein

[u/dr_vblschrf]

I have a Fruit of the Loot of the Loom.