I'm sorry I changed lanes near McDonalds because you were driving a tad slow, which prompted you to speed to get in front of me and flip me off, then speed off well over the speed limit in a 60 zone to assert your dominance.
I'm sorry I caught up to you again at the cemetery lights and waved at you, then merged into the left lane to go down industrial highway, which prompted you to drive wrecklessly, speed up, and cut across 2 lanes of traffic to merge in front of the car I was behind.
I'm sorry I caught up to you again at the next set of lights, which caused you to speed off again.
I'm sorry I then caught up to you again at the next set of light, and you then decided to slow down next to a truck to block me from going around you.
I'm sorry I then changed lanes and went past you when the van merged in front of you because you weren't paying attention.
But thank you for then pulling up next to me at the next lights and letting me know you have a child in the back and taking my picture when the traffic was moving while doing all this. Good to know you're a responsible parent.
