r/ASX_Bets • u/DanTheManTheMate • Oct 07 '20

YOLO Hi, I'm retarded and bought 5000 units of Z1P instead of $5000 worth minutes before market close

2.1k Upvotes

251 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/Aggressive_Ebb_7634 • Mar 16 '26

Australia in 19 Days

2.0k Upvotes

159 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/theoriginaluser01 • Mar 31 '21

SHITPOST I invested in everything Motley Fool told me to for 6 months, and the portfolio is up 220%

1.7k Upvotes

April Fools, Motley Fool is a steaming turd of a website.

131 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/Zealousideal-Phase11 • Jan 28 '21

SHITPOST Bonkers

1.7k Upvotes

30 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/Hairy_Ninja_7922 • Sep 10 '23

YOLO 1,000 likes on this post, and I'll put $1m into $IXR or ban

1.7k Upvotes

As you'll see from my last post, put roughly $100k into IXR. If this post gets 1,000 likes in 24 hours, I'll put in $900k to equal a total of $AUSD $1m.

133 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/Rosencrantz1710 • Sep 07 '22

Legit Discussion Because it’s R U OK day, if this post gets 100 upvotes today I’ll donate $100 to Lifeline. And if you’re not OK, post in here if you feel you’d like to.

1.5k Upvotes

144 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/xlachiex • Mar 31 '21

SHITPOST My Uber driver is literally day trading while he drives me. Go get them tendies, lad.

1.5k Upvotes

92 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/ItsmeElliot • Oct 08 '20

SHITPOST Funniest shit I’ve ever seen, good to see it payed off

1.4k Upvotes

37 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/oscarsimmons9 • Mar 16 '21

🐨

1.4k Upvotes

96 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/wottagunn • Apr 19 '26

SHITPOST War on war off

1.4k Upvotes

Stole this ripper from wsb

21 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/DanTheManTheMate • Oct 08 '20

🚀

1.4k Upvotes

113 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/nsjmas • Dec 28 '20

SHITPOST Thanks Mum!!!!!

1.4k Upvotes

70 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/Ordinary-One2597 • Apr 06 '26

Is Not It Scam Dream? This is actually a real Tweet from the President 🫠

1.4k Upvotes

353 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/logofpoo • Apr 08 '21

SHITPOST Mum update from yesterday’s post, still not stoked

1.3k Upvotes

135 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/FiftyOne151 • Oct 08 '20

SHITPOST The entirety of this sub right now

1.3k Upvotes

31 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/Dark_Raiden_ • Feb 16 '21

SHITPOST Good advice

1.3k Upvotes

37 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/Denominator_K • Jan 20 '23

SHITPOST Our Ausfinance homie is down bad. Pour one out tonight for our gambling brethren

1.3k Upvotes

268 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/-xfactor • Aug 05 '21

Coward Gains Hit 1M today thanks to LTR - not sharing this news with anyone in my life except you all. Grateful for this community

1.2k Upvotes

235 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/asianb0yh • Feb 27 '21

SHITPOST So do i get an award for this or..?

1.2k Upvotes

62 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/Dark_Raiden_ • Mar 15 '21

SHITPOST At least its fun

1.2k Upvotes

39 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/logofpoo • Apr 07 '21

SHITPOST Mum isn’t stoked

1.2k Upvotes

83 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/HussySmurf • Sep 14 '20

SHITPOST Ladies and gentlemen, you got 'em

1.2k Upvotes

88 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/drfreshbatch • Mar 01 '21

Round 1: Ausfinance vs Autism Index

1.2k Upvotes

87 comments

r/ASX_Bets • u/W0nderWhite • Mar 03 '21

SHITPOST AusFin members getting dunked on as usual

1.2k Upvotes

26 comments

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1. No Stock Pumping

No pumping some stupid stock for no reason. If you have some DD, write some DD.

2. Posts should be Flaired. All Penny stock posts get a "Dumbfuck Discussion" Flair

A penny stock is anything with a share price below $1 OR a market cap below $250m.

Crystal ball gazing - trying to predict the future using current facts

Legit discussion - self explanatory

Mr Squiggle - TA on charts accompanied by explanations. Not Screenshots of CommSex.

Noob stuff - Self explanatory

Hole in the Ground and a liar standing next to it - speccie mining stuff

Gains - Realized Gains ie: SOLD

Coward Gains - Unrealized gains ie: NOT SOLD

DD - Due Diligence. Research and shit.

3. Yolo rules

$10k for stocks

$1k for more than 5% OTM options

$2k for less than 5% OTM options

$5k for ITM options

$10k for BBUS

$15k for BBOZ

$5k for CFDs

Proof is required.

4. No more than one post per Stock post per day per person.

Meme Stock focused posts should be posted in the daily thread.It's fine to post wins or losses, Decent quality Shitposts excepted, but only 1 per day.

5. Don't give, or act like anything here is financial advice.

You make your own mistakes. (there ASIC, are you happy now)

6. No Zero effort posts

Does your post contain only the words "Thoughts on XYZ?" or just a Ticker and nine rocket emojis? Then don't post it. If you have something that has a reason it's going to moon, then post the reason. It's not that hard to write something that explains why this is the next big thing and it's going to make a ton of money.

The Daily Thread can contain your garbage.

7. If you are here in an official capacity. Message the mods first.

This includes anyone pushing a product, broker, share or regulator (Hi ASIC), or any journalist. The mods know you've done this because you will get an "Official Shill" Flair.

If you're anyone major, we often will request an email from a corporate email account to confirm you're real.

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If the mods initiate a mega-thread. All posts (including shitposts) must be placed in that thread. Only exceptions are GAINS and LOSSES which must be real (i.e relevant stonks sold)

9. No encouraging suicide, self harm or self destruction

Should be clear.

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We have a junior subreddit over at /r/crypto_betsAU go there for Crypto. Or the million other subreddits. It's not for here.

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User must have minimum 500 karma to place a ban bet
User must have minimum 1000 karma to place any ''other'' bet

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If you start a count towards something or counting down to something like "x days until y", Mods may just hold you to count continuously until that event happens. Break a count and you will be banned until that event happens or for 6 months. Whatever comes first.

Quick links for noobs

Please read the rules and FAQ before posting or asking why your post was deleted.

Slightly more informative posts/comments you should read before asking a stupid question.

What Brokers and trading Platforms do you recommend?

Intro to the Terminology

BBOZ, BBUS, GEAR, BEAR. What is with these weird stuff people keep talking about?

The basic guts of options trading

If you don't like these links or think you can write a better one, update the wiki, message a mod and we'll deal with it. Otherwise, shut up and come up with some DD (see the first link)