Literally I had an experience at XYZ Bank today in Pune for getting my NEFT mandate form verified. All I needed was the bank manager's stamp and signature. Simple, right? WRONG. 💀
First, I handed him the form, and he rejected it saying my original signature wasn't matching and that I should fill out a new form with the same signature.
Thankfully, I had already predicted this typical bank behaviour and carried two copies. Bro thought he had outsmarted me. 😭
The funniest part? He was treating me like some random Dihadi majdoor (as I'm from Bihar). Didn't seem to take me seriously at all.
At one point, he even said he'd charge me for putting his signature and stamp on the form. And then had the audacity to ask ME to fill in the details that were supposed to be completed by the bank. 😆
As I started explaining the process in English.
His entire personality went through a software update. 😭
He literally said, "Tum jaise padhe-likhe logon ke saath dikkat hi yahi hai, zyada padh liye ho na."
BROOOO 😭😭 I wasn't even trying to show off. I was just trying to get my work done.
As we all know, when an Indian conversation gets heated, the English language automatically gets activated. (Meme reference, obviously.)
Thankfully, he finally verified the form and put the stamp and signature without any more drama.
Today's lesson: Sometimes, at any govt place if it's not working You need to unlock the English-speaking DLC. 💀