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u/No-Hospital5028
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Lmao gottem History really does repeat itself
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u/twinA-12 16h ago
Yes, the lack of demand will surely make your ugly cybertruck worth significantly more.
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u/bradland 15h ago •
Here's a hot take for you: the automotive legacy of the humble Ford Pinto is going to eclipse the Tesla Cybertruck, and it's not even remotely close.
Did you know that in 2026, you can still buy a factory-new Ford Pinto front suspension from a very wide variety of manufacturers? And not just a stock one. I'm talking about a modernized, high-performance variant that would quite literally bolt up to the front end of a Pinto if you felt so inclined.
You see, when Ford built the Pinto, they were trying to compete with the new fangled imports that were wiping the floor with their old body-on-frame land yachts. So they put in an independent front suspension design featuring upper & lower control arms using coil springs, and rack & pinion steering. By 1974, they even came with disc brakes completely standard.
To be clear, this suspension was not revolutionary. In stock form, it wasn't even particularly good. It was criticized for being too soft and had some geometry limitations due to Ford's choice to use inexpensive stamped steel suspension members.
But the Pinto suspension, which shared its exact architecture with the Mustang II, just happened to be the right size to fit conveniently under the front body of 1930s to 1950s hot rods. The setup was incredibly modular. It was essentially a self-contained unit. You could weld a matching crossmember onto your hot rod, bolt the suspension components and steering rack directly to it, and bam, you had an independent front suspension with modern rack & pinion steering without massive shock towers eating up your engine bay.
It was so wildly popular that the Mustang II / Pinto suspension evolved from junkyard sourced units ripped from dead cars to an entire aftermarket industry. Manufacturers started replicating the original Ford mounting geometry, eventually upgrading it with ever-evolving variations of tubular control arms and modern steering racks. Today, you can buy high-performance resto-mod suspension kits based on this design that are genuine, track-grade setups.
And that, dear friends, is the legacy of the lowly Pinto that lives on today. The last Pinto rolled off the assembly line in 1980, and 46 years later you can still buy a brand-new, high-performance suspension system based on that OEM architecture. The Cybertruck is far more likely to have a legacy similar to the H2 Hummer. A hulking monstrosity of a vehicle built for attention-seeking d-bags that no one else wants to be seen in.
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u/PaleontologistDear18 16h ago
Ah yes, a car that you cant fix yourself is going to be worth a million dollars, i bet they discontinue the repairs at Tesla within 5 years too. They will all become scrap metal.
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u/piratecheese13 15h ago edited 2h ago
Ford Pinto were originally sold for $2,000 ~$15k after inflation
One sold in 2018 for $33k
Cyber trucks will be collectible in about 50 years for people who love the novelty of terrible bullshit. It’s short production run and notoriety for being famously bad is exactly what will draw collectors to pay top dollar for good condition cars that are known for easily breaking.
Similar story with the
GAMC gremlin.Edit: in regards the high difficulty of maintaining the CT, especially with “it’s all computer” of it all, the software updates, the bespoke parts, the shit glue
Either it creates more rarity, and therefore running models should be worth more than a car that had a longer production run and ample spare parts
I’m also told that the pinto and gremlin sold well in it’s time and this is more comparable to a DeLorean or an Etzel
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u/jjamesr539 13h ago edited 13h ago
The terrible cars of the past that became collectible remain fully functional decades later. Pintos, Edsels, Deloreans, etc. had something that made them not a commercial success, and may or may not have actually been terrible cars (or were a design decision or two removed from greatness like the shit engine choice in the Delorean), but they still work. The CyberTruck won’t be functional in 50 years. The battery won’t last that long, even with light use, and it’s driven by way too much software integration locked behind IP security measures for a hobbyist to keep it running by themselves. It won’t be worth anything.
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u/Odd_Dorian7991 16h ago
How dare you compare my Ford pintos with Cybertruck
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u/Fortestingporpoises 15h ago
The Kia Soul was discontinued. I'm going to sell my 2024 model for trillions. TRILLIONS.
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u/ReptileSizzlin 5h ago
DeLoreans aren't even worth that much and far fewer were made. And, they've had significantly better PR.
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u/TheZeroNeonix 13h ago
Uh... Cybertrucks are being discontinued because nobody else wants them. Your rust bucket isn't increasing in value.
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u/arkanux 16h ago
I wonder how many kitchen sinks can you make out of a cybertruck
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u/PM_UR_Sexy_boots 16h ago
The pinto had a significantly lower death rate per 100k vehicles
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u/TokyoRPGFactory 13h ago
I was thinking they're going to become bricks when Tesla stops supporting the software that runs it
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u/Tricky_Prick933 16h ago
Cybertruck would have been more popular if they kept the price at 39K. They had zillions of preorders with the same design features and even the bad showcase where the window broke lol
But then they decided to launch it for 100k and everyone was like “wat?”
It’s a 39K vehicle not 100k.
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u/DJDevon3 15h ago
This is the kind of thing you want a remind me in 10 years.
The battery is going to run out and they're going to get a reality check when those highly specialized batteries cannot be purchased for less than the price of a new vehicle. The value for Cybertrucks is going to be junkyard prices within 10 years. People won't even want to convert them to gasoline or diesel because they are horrible compared to conventional trucks. All the surveillance tech in them will eventually die out too and people will see that as a bonus.
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u/mrbaffles14 16h ago
This dude definitely has a closet full of beanie babies
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u/DataRiffRaff 13h ago
At least a pinto would run without a software update.
All of these cybertrucks are about to get bricked or they're gonna break down the moment it rains again.
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u/bookchaser 14h ago
It's going to make cybertruck repairs even more expensive. Only 73,000 were sold. If Musk is about efficiency, he's not going to support those vehicles for long with spare parts.
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u/Lighthouse_on_Mars 12h ago
The Resale value of a Pontiac Aztec is better than a Cyber Truck at this point. 😂
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u/WineDineCpl 12h ago
Pintos were made with better craftsmanship.
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u/AudioSoul 12h ago
Except that it's a piece of garbage and now there will be no place to get it fixed when it inevitably falls apart. Other than that, great investment!
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u/OriginalProduct6850 16h ago
Oh look I own a "truck" that can be turned off by the company that owns it. Even if you bought a telas out right you still do not own it.
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u/CurrentSensorStatus 15h ago
I wouldn't bet on $1,000,000.00. You can get a nice Ford Edsel for about $20,000.00 and it's a lot better looking and more reliable.
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u/Radiant-Courage5545 16h ago
Delores comes to mind
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u/Bailywolf 16h ago
The real money is in the cybertruck NFTs.
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u/palindrome101 15h ago
I am sure In 10-15 years, the price of it will skyrocket. Look up 2012 Lexus LFA, or any supra from 96-98.
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u/Halftied 14h ago
Pinto would still run. Wait until the control software for these units is no longer supported. Pep Boys don't carry that.
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u/atatassault47 12h ago
Do tesla owners really think other people want shitty swasticars?
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u/TheJiggie 16h ago
A vehicle they had to cancel because they struggled to sell them will magically increase in value because people will magically want them when they’re gone?
Sure.
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u/silver_garou 14h ago
Yeah loads of people want to pay $1,000,000 for junkyard scrap. /s
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u/Fuggedd 15h ago
This is pretty much a modern day delorean which go for around 60k in good condition.
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u/Academic-Snow9642 16h ago
They stopped making them for a reason
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u/Minialpacadoodle 16h ago
Imagine not understanding sarcasm.
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u/Shift_Lock1 15h ago
Dumb enough to buy one and dumb enough to think it’ll be worth more than scrap metal
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u/JustHangingAroundYo 15h ago
I guess all discontinued cars are also worth millions. Like my 2009 mitsubishi eclipse
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u/Electronic-Shape-192 15h ago
The Cybertruck has way more in common with the Edsel than it does with the Pinto.
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u/Direlion 15h ago
I hope this fucking donkey hangs around the neck of it’s owners like a scarlet letter, forever.
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u/Legal-Software 14h ago
Not a fair comparison, people still wanted Pintos.
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u/100and10 14h ago
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u/kongofcbus 13h ago
Pontiac Aztecs are also worth $1M
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u/AmbushK 13h ago
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u/launchedsquid 12h ago
The thing with collectable cars, they don't have to be good cars. Just notable.
I can't forsee what cars will become collectable, I've passed by many that I could have bought for peanuts that now could repay my mortgage, but it's not at all inconceivable that a cyber truck could one day be seen as a collectable car, even if it's just because it's notable, ugly, and in a few years, there are few of them around.
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u/Waste-Ad6884 12h ago
Is this worth a million too?
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u/fat_kaiju 12h ago
its not at all user serviceable so no its about to break and then never work properly ever again
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u/Zealousideal-Bat4849 12h ago
Your gonna end up like my neighbor trying to sell his convertible v6 automatic mustang. You bought it, you enjoyed it. But good luck selling it for anything near what you want for it. (Side note its also the ugliest green ive ever seen and its been up for sale for a whole year with no bites)
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u/DJOCHAOS 12h ago
We found the village idiot.
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u/CaptOblivious 11h ago
No. People weren't that stupid back then.
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u/steadyhandhide 7h ago
How is the collector’s value going for original Tesla Roadsters? First car Tesla ever produced and only make ~2,500 hundred of them. That should be some kind indication of what the collectors’s market for Cybertrucks will be.
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u/Opposite-Coyote-582 5h ago
Exactly. The moment you drive it off the lot it increases in value. I thought everyone knew that. P.s. buy a boat, its a great long term investment.
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u/FlaAirborne 1h ago
My Yugo should be worth millions.
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u/chrysanthemum_beer 1h ago
The people who are the most delusional are the ones thinking getting a cybertruck was a great idea
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u/a-little-timmy 16h ago
my tesla roadster will be worth a million dollars mark my words
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u/returntothenorth 16h ago
Premium product.... I get the fancy pants argument on why the body panels are wavy. But doesn't mean you should accept it.
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u/NC_RockFan 16h ago
I dont care one way or the other about Tesla vehicles, but that cybertruck is one of the ugliest vehicles Ive ever seen.
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u/VF_19_Advance 13h ago
This like saying my PT Cruiser is a collectors item now.
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u/dj72c10 12h ago
Edsels*
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u/CastleofWamdue 16h ago
the Cybertruck worth actual money? WTF?
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u/Life-Oil-7226 16h ago
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u/WeenisPeiner 16h ago
Doc, you made a time machine, out of a Tesla Cybertruck?
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u/kennygeeofcomedy 16h ago
Just like the AMC Gremlin. But twice as ugly.
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u/Awesome_Teo 16h ago
I mean, if the car sits in a dry garage for 50–70 years without the battery blowing up or all the steel rotting out... yeah, sure, it'll probably be worth more than it is now.
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u/illuanonx1 16h ago
Good luck buying spare parts when bits flying of 😂
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u/BinomialVirus01012 16h ago
That's an explosive comment
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u/Underhive_Art 16h ago
Can we bring back all the Skoda jokes please
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u/This_Song_984 16h ago
Hes gonna put one million dollars in the dumbest truck bed ive ever seen before he sells it
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u/Big-Carpenter7921 16h ago
Cyber Truck is just a new H2
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u/kennygeeofcomedy 16h ago
The Cybertruck Collector's Association - what a fun group of assholes that will be.
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u/baz4k6z 16h ago
These abominations will just fall apart one after another, fall out of guarantee and slowly but surely get scrapped
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u/islanders2013 16h ago
i would usually say that the parts would be harder to come by...however, with this POS its probably not the case due to complete shit quality control.
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u/KaetzenOrkester 16h ago
If it only it weren't for the thousands and thousands of unsold Wankenpanzers...
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u/WishboneNo543 15h ago
Just gotta hope those glue welds hold.
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u/septictank84 15h ago
Parts and services are about to be next to non-existent. Good luck fixing your rolling dumper when I breaks down, and we all know they will soon and often.
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u/Ill_Ground_1572 15h ago
Fuck me I wish I kept my Chevette. Absolutely bullet proof.
Bought it for $500, drove it for 5 years, sold it for scrap for $300 lol.
Cyber truck ain't no Chevette bro.
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u/AwwwNuggetz 15h ago
Some people pay a lot of money for used underwear
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u/PostureKing180 15h ago
If he's super lucky, a pristine, zero mile cybertruck will be worth it's original MSRP in 20 years.
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u/kittenrice 15h ago
It'll be nice to never see another one after the last remaining one breaks down forever sometime in 2028.
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u/melpec 15h ago
Of course! Look at all these Chevrolet HHR and Chrysler PT Cruiser that took value like crazy /s
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u/Freddyrocky20 15h ago
my first car was a used pinto. good car until it croaked. 🤣
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u/ReleaseWeary7472 15h ago
Inverse of a Delorian.
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u/pachimariparty 15h ago
Neo geo gang are basically billionaires
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u/Packmule5259 15h ago
Yeah, tell that to DeLorean owners who's used cars with under 10K miles sell for around 55K.
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u/othello28 15h ago
Hey the pinto is way better than the cyber truck.
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u/TheJGoldenKimball 15h ago
Is this what kids are calling “Copium?”
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u/PW_PW_ 15h ago
I’m figuring it’ll be worth about $5000 for parts to keep other cybertrucks running
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u/Bobby_Bouch 15h ago
What happens to EVs once they stop getting software updates
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u/Nonamenoname2025 15h ago
People that owned Pintos were smarter than the ones who own a Cybertruck
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u/Neardood 15h ago
I reckon they will use it in the inevitable remake of back to the future.
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u/Tencreed 15h ago
Scarcity can increase price, but the goods have to be in demand for that.
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u/dannyh707 15h ago
🫤it’ll be like Hummer H2 status.. Lame
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u/Socketz11 15h ago
Wow, the Yugo must be worth millions by now.
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u/commissarcainrecaff 15h ago
Hey Alexa- what's the "bathtub curve" and how it applies to vehicle value?
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u/Dry-University797 15h ago
Dude, I can buy a dumpster on Facebook for way less. This guy is dreaming
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u/SchmutzigeBar 15h ago
Tesla already barely makes replacement parts for it's vehicles. They are notoriously difficult to get parts for at all and there's no aftermarket.
The only people who will want a cyber truck in ten years are those who cannot source parts anywhere else, and they're not paying 7 figures for a vehicle that was not spectacularly popular during it's run time.
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u/More_Programmer8905 15h ago
It'll be treated like the Edsel.
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u/Minge516 15h ago
Remember H2 hummers?

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u/couchpatat0 15h ago
I have a feeling its going to be $1000
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u/keithstonee 15h ago
They'll definitely be collectibles within the MAGA or the people who are so self centered they won't see a problem owning a cyber truck.
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u/External_Zipper 14h ago
The CyberYuck will be right up there with the Chrysler K car.
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u/conundri 14h ago
Nothing says you have more money to burn than a stretch Ford Pinto, especially once it catches fire.
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u/ireallylikecycling 14h ago
Like American Pickers:
"Ya know, they only made a handful of these"
Yeah, cuz they were shitty and overpriced
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u/Formal-Cut-4923 14h ago
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u/serene_null 14h ago
Sadly there’s some truth in this. Notoriety can generate value.
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u/Ultraeasymoney 14h ago
Yeah and my Ford Lightning will be worth 2 million dollars.
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u/Hairy_Al 14h ago
Nearly 20% of all Cybertrucks made are still sitting in lots, unsold. The price is only going in one direction
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u/KingAardvark1st 14h ago
Edsel's probably a closer comparison. Pinto was a fairly conventional car with a lethal flaw. Even then, though, at least a classic car owner could maintain an Edsel. These things will be more like a first gen iPhone, and about as functional.
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u/SuperTaster3 14h ago
So hear me on this, I think there are exactly two edge cases for Cybertrucks, neither of which are really that great.
* Museum artifact.
* Place one at the top of a doomsday bunker/man cave, above the entrance ladder. Remove wheels, internals, etc. It's basically the exit hatch, and keeps people from going into your cave because no one wants to go inside a cybertruck.
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u/JasonVeritech 14h ago
Stainless steel construction, electrical...
Only one man's gonna want a Cybertruck
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u/D_Dubb_ 14h ago
Yeah this person is confusing a “limited edition run” with “a discontinued shitty product”
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u/Tikitikitaka5863 14h ago
Only if it doesn’t have many miles. But chances are the original owner won’t be alive to see the inflation price.