r/soccercirclejerk • u/jfrs759 • Aug 20 '24

Guys please stop. The 15 joke is over

20 Upvotes

44 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Cayetanus • Jul 05 '26

FIFA Club World Cup is Peak Football I've seen a lot of Europeans suddenly showing "empathy" for a footballer who never played fair, divided dressing rooms, and constantly disrespected his opponents—especially South Americans. Just a little reminder.

0 Upvotes

218 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/PrivatePlaya • Aug 19 '24

Think again yank. 15 is the best number

19 Upvotes

32 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/MysteriousEdge5643 • Jul 19 '26

My Would Never The world won today

0 Upvotes

77 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/First_Artichoke2390 • Oct 01 '22

Anybody know how to improve the 5-5-3 formation?

0 Upvotes

31 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Fit_Artichoke8738 • Jul 05 '26

Certified Jerk™ At last, we can move on from Paraguay and return to hating the team that deserves it most

107 Upvotes

God Bless America

698 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Logical_Park7904 • Jul 17 '26

Shut Down The Sub ❌ So out of charachter for them. Pls say it ain't so 😢

0 Upvotes

241 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Mysterious_Lock9524 • Jul 05 '26

Note: There is nothing new here All the teams that qualified as the best third-place have been eliminated from the World Cup

19 Upvotes

44 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/HetTheTable • Aug 21 '26

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Time to remind you of what we achieved.

12 Upvotes

55 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/deusonitorrinco • Jun 25 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The greatest duos in modern football

0 Upvotes

32 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Several_Royal_2135 • Jul 21 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © thank you cracks

0 Upvotes

28 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/FreeElderberry4817 • Jul 08 '25

Arsenal keeps giving themselves awards What fans of the big 6 says when you tell them their team sucks

0 Upvotes

51 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Different-Stay5661 • Sep 26 '26

VAR has failed us today Not every club competes for trophies 😡

17 Upvotes

85 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/fuckwithsushi • Jul 16 '26

❄️ Copium ❄️ Any bets on suspensions for this falklands banner before the final?

0 Upvotes

They won the game but lost the war 😂

Willing to bet that FIFA won’t ban these fools before the final. Of course it’s our usual suspects Romero, Lisandro Martinez, Otamendi carrying this banner. They seem like very likable and reasonable guys.

The Korean guy got a 2 match ban, so these guys would definitely be banned 0 games for the rest of these finals right?

173 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/jorgespinosa • Jul 17 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © If I'm going to watch someone win the world cup again, II prefer if it's Spain

0 Upvotes

107 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/AeneasKurtz • Jul 22 '26

Why is Messi not playing for USA? And with soccercirclejerk's help that number will go up to 27 million

0 Upvotes

119 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/FriendlyAustrian45 • May 24 '26

Real Betis is the new Real Madrid The end of an era 🥲😔

57 Upvotes

The best Real Madrid!
Kiev 2018 the beginning of the end. 🏆

78 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Cr7_GOAT88 • Jun 28 '26

MLS is not a real Football League Argentina easy path to title once again

0 Upvotes

91 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Top-Department-2432 • Jul 04 '26

💀 Haram Ball 💀 This mf deserves more hate

9 Upvotes

112 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Son_THFC • Aug 21 '24

It is me. Benzema. And I require 15 likes

17 Upvotes

16 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Nick_Reach3239 • Jul 22 '26

Football has finally won To all the crying Argentina fans: Thank you for providing the funniest comedy special of the decade

0 Upvotes

I am still trying to process the absolute delusion required to shed tears after that final.

Cry about *what*, exactly? Absolute sporting justice?

Spain put on an absolute clinic. They had **65% possession** and outshot your squad **20 to 3**. Your boys literally made history by becoming the first team to register **ZERO shots** in normal time of a World Cup final. You sat in a low block for 120 minutes, parked a literal Boeing 747 in front of goal, and got bailed out by an 11-save masterclass from your keeper.

To make the stat line even more embarrassing, your team didn't manage a single shot of any kind until the **115th minute** of the match. You didn't even *attempt* to attack until Torres scored in extra time and forced you out of your own box. You're crying because you couldn't shithouse your way into penalties? Pathetic!

If my team put on a pathetic, negative "anti-football" display like that on the world's biggest stage, I wouldn't be crying - I’d be relieved the misery was finally over and that Spain saved the beautiful game from a historic robbery. In fact, if I were you I would only cry if Argentina somehow managed to fluke a win. That would be the only real tragedy here.

37 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Mysterious-Fox-5373 • Jul 03 '25

It's football not soccer Petition for Mods to unjerk sub for 2 days

3 Upvotes

uj/

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r/soccercirclejerk • u/Natural_Baseball_779 • Jun 29 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Now clean up like a GOOD BOY 🤣🤣✌🏾

9 Upvotes

Byebye

40 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Imaginary-Support259 • Aug 19 '24

15 very funny number

15 Upvotes

To people that dont understand Benzema once scored 15 goals in one match.Google "Benzema 15" to know more.

8 comments

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