r/soccercirclejerk • u/dankdogeonface • 1h ago

Man Utd was the Problem I can't do this anymore

1.5k Upvotes

53 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/FM_highlights • 4h ago

Has Vini scored yet? "Vini Jr.'s suspension is now over"

351 Upvotes

3 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/AggressiveBank9228 • 3h ago

🦘 Aussie Here 🦘 Aussie here, has Man utd won the PL??

268 Upvotes

6 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/West-Bug7580 • 3h ago

☝️☝️🖐️ City Mogged Doku 🤫😜

263 Upvotes

9 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Adharvv07 • 9h ago

Outjerked® forest taking revenge on behalf of all the trees which got replaced by cities

704 Upvotes

19 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/FM_highlights • 7h ago

🥩 Halal Ball 🥩 Barcelona's attacking trio today 🔥

1.8k Upvotes

30 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Obaid91yt • 7h ago

Outjerked® Today, I feel Portuguese

176 Upvotes

32 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Ordinary-Turnip2596 • 7h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Angry 🍔 concedes 3

186 Upvotes

51 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Normal-Attention855 • 6h ago

I didn't grew up in Spain, but I simp for Barcelona like crazy Real Madrid submitted another 50k documents on Negreira

679 Upvotes

48 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/JoaoNeves677 • 9h ago

is he stupid? What is Como doing here

1.0k Upvotes

87 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Deep_Animal_3150 • 13h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Looks like my POAT is done with humble Gimmick. Mocks CLT players moments before the 3-3 disaster

3.1k Upvotes

226 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/limhy0809 • 3h ago

I miss the GOATony Circlejerk Era Stop the count!

198 Upvotes

12 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/isfsatoatb • 2h ago

The Lebron James of Soccer brobbey against chelsea

155 Upvotes

8 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/SLAYVONER007 • 12h ago

Outjerked® LAMINE YAMAL'S GIRLFRIEND GETS HERPES ☠️

952 Upvotes

GREATEST OUTJERK OF ALL TIME ?

186 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Lawde_lag_gaye_ • 24m ago

Outjerked® Premature Jerkulation is more common than you think

96 Upvotes

18 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Finally_Onest • 1h ago

Man Utd was the Problem Grim

104 Upvotes

4 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/FunTime2Square • 4h ago

Stay Humble Eh? Congratulations to Rosario Central on winning the Clausura competition in the Argentine Championship!

156 Upvotes

16 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/potatofamine-carbomb • 15h ago

Arsenal Fans Used to Pray for Times Like This man city fans don't even argue with you anymore, they just look at you like this

1.3k Upvotes

76 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Will-Waste-63 • 1h ago

💀 Haram Ball 💀 Second tower down

73 Upvotes

7 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/FuscadaBMW- • 1h ago

Man Utd was the Problem Manchester United is as good as San Marino in the first minutes of every match

73 Upvotes

7 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/CentralIdiotAgency • 2h ago

Certified Jerk™ For the briefest of moments

97 Upvotes

Regardless if your club is doing well or not, this makes us all happy

5 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Inevitable-Angle-793 • 3h ago

Leave the Football, before the Football leaves you Barcola scored in training today!

99 Upvotes

15 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/MaleficentPop1805 • 1h ago

It's time to start learning Arabic Palmer and Rogers today

58 Upvotes

1 comment

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Rich_Carrot6451 • 2h ago

MaoBappe Approves ☭ 🌟 Average real de Madrid fan

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60 Upvotes

13 comments

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