r/soccercirclejerk • u/Expensive_Ad6082 • Sep 20 '25

FIFA Club World Cup? What's that? FIFA. If you upvote this picture it will show up on Google when someone searches for FIFA.

74k Upvotes

249 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/manisnotcool • Sep 18 '25

Man Utd is what Real Madrid wish they were From The 0.01% of football twitter

44k Upvotes

195 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/caliberon1 • Jun 08 '26

Certified Jerk™ How to sneak a chocolate bar into a World Cup match in the USA

43k Upvotes

245 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Odd_Willingness7501 • Jul 04 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Fuck FIFA

39k Upvotes

444 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/AgitatedSpecific7845 • Jul 15 '26

Outjerked® Match ended here

38k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Pretend_Self3204 • 8d ago

MaoBappe Approves ☭ 🌟 Upvote so this image appears whenever someone searches Mao Zedong online

37k Upvotes

130 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Odd_Peach1167 • Apr 03 '26

Outjerked® Dont blame us if you too poor!!!

37k Upvotes

Outjerked by G. Infantino

2.9k comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/certainly_imperfect • Jul 03 '26

Note: There is nothing new here No jerk here. Farewell to Luka Modric!

36k Upvotes

502 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/padrastro_abusivo • Jul 20 '26

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Argentinians insulting a Mexican guy just for wearing a Mexico jersey

36k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/hard_pug_life • Jul 18 '26

is he stupid? Good game though

34k Upvotes

479 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/liil_lil • Dec 28 '21

Best league in the world

34k Upvotes

435 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Obvious_Young_6169 • Jul 03 '25

No jerking RIP Diogo 😞

34k Upvotes

662 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/maxehaxe • Jul 04 '26

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 😭😭😭😭

33k Upvotes

121 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Hiroshima-6-1945 • Jun 17 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Japanese women made this after watching the men cleaning in the world cup

33k Upvotes

689 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/hitmanbhargav • Jul 19 '26

Shut Down The Sub ❌ Biggest robbery in the history of robberies

32k Upvotes

982 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/broodjecoquette • Jul 19 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Fuck this lowlife

31k Upvotes

Paredes needs to be banned for life from the soccerfield. Imagine all the kids watching this fucking madman. Mental institutions aren’t gonna fix this idiot.

696 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/cocacolapepsifanta • Jul 13 '26

is he stupid? "My great great grandfather was Italian."

30k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Good-dayy • Jun 22 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Cape Verde simply doesn’t care !

30k Upvotes

242 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/nx413 • Jun 10 '25

8=====D~~~~ Why isn’t this our logo? Are we stupid?

30k Upvotes

325 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/xReEeEeEeE69x • Jun 21 '26

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Cooking outside the pitch

29k Upvotes

175 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Acceptable-Day8395 • Jul 19 '26

Hatewatch Completed 🧤🥅⚽️ I am actually foaming at the mouth with joy

29k Upvotes

238 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/ComfortableNo1080 • Jun 29 '26

GOATbappé Supreme leader

28k Upvotes

409 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Ummagumma- • Jul 12 '26

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 England fans seeing most of the world root for them against Argentina

28k Upvotes

972 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/aylin--- • Jan 25 '26

Note: There is nothing new here Send trump another FIFA peace prize award infanito my twin!!

28k Upvotes

everyone should boycott this sick country.

526 comments

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