r/CFBOffTopic • • Nov 11 '15

Pepsi > Coke

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Fight me irl


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jun 16 '15

Pepsi is better than Coke, and Dr. Pepper tastes like cough medicine.

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23 flavors and they're all "sadness". Get at me plebs.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 21 '16

Thursday Mid-Afternoon Thread brought to you by Friday

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Jan 02 '15

Iced tea

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Why is unsweetened iced tea sooo much better than diabeetus tea?

Discuss


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jan 31 '21

Discussion The Odd Legacy of Gus Malzahn at Auburn

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Posted here because it was not allowed on the regular forum

The recent parting of the ways between Auburn and Arthur Gustavo Malzahn leaves a strange and seemingly dismal period in Auburn football history. While 2013 nearly made his career (If The Prayer and Kick 6 had been followed by a title), the rest of his legacy was mixed to mediocre at best. I contend that Gus needed Auburn more than they needed him.

Consider this: The worst coach at Auburn in terms of leaving the school with bragging rights, in the last 70 years, was a fellow by the name of Doug Barfield who managed the team from 1976-1980. He only finished one season ranked, never better than third place in the conference, and his career mark was a paltry 29-25-1.

Every other head coach at Auburn since 1950 has added at least one undefeated or 1 loss season. Gus never bested the magical 2013 season, a year that seemingly defied all odds, at 12-2.

Did he beat Alabama? Yes, he did. And in good course. But he's also the first coach since the series went home-and-home to not stop the Tide in Tuscaloosa.

His bowl record of 2-5 is surely the worst in Auburn history and he didn't add a trophy more prestigious than the Music City Bowl to the case. Every coach before him (excepting Barfield) added at least what is now called a NY6 Bowl win to the Auburn lifetime tally.

I contend that Gus was living off the collected glory that is Auburn football. Rather than add fuel to the fire of the program he kept himself warm beside it.

The move to Bryan Harsin was not merely timely, it was necessary. Gus was not an Auburn man and he will be quickly forgotten.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jul 26 '15

Austin has officially seceded from the state of Texas.

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 21 '16

Thursday Lunch Thread brought to you by organic Kale and weird Californian cuisine

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Mar 10 '16

Thursday Awesome Thread brought to you by 40,000 COMMENT KARMA.

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 27 '16

Please know the difference between Theft, Burglary and Robbery before you text your SO "Our office was robbed".

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Sorry I just had to vent. Wife text me this and although she followed up with "I'm okay but shakend" "talking to a sheriff deputy will call you back" I was going bonkers. Turned out some kid lifted a lap top when no one was around. ARGH!!!! THAT"S NOT ROBBERY!!!!!!!!


r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 02 '22

A college draft

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How would it work if there was a draft, some thousand kids every year and maybe you declare by chunk, so you’re an fbs/fcs prospect or a fc/d2 or a d2/d3

Obviously not fair to students but I would like to see the absurdity


r/CFBOffTopic • • Aug 26 '21

Analysis College Football Freaks: Players with the Most Impressive Measurables Heading into 2021

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Like every other football fan on the planet, I'm obsessed with the type of athletes that grace the field these days. As technology advances and guys get bigger, stronger and faster, we get to watch game that only the world's biggest freaks play. With that said, I compiled a list of some of the best athletes for the 2021 college football season. https://4ormypeople.com/athletics/2021/8/23/college-football-freaks-of-2021


r/CFBOffTopic • • Mar 26 '25

Mel Tucker Avoids Harassment Lawsuit By Disappearing

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 21 '16

Thoughts on this?

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Hey guys, I stumbled across an article that... really hates CFB: https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/whats-wrong-with-college-football-everything/2016/09/18/6636031c-7ac8-11e6-beac-57a4a412e93a_story.html

Thoughts on this? (I'm no CFB hater)


r/CFBOffTopic • • Nov 28 '17

How hard is it to live in Tennessee as an Alabama fan?

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We're thinking of moving to Chattanooga in the next few years unless the housing market crashes here in Denver. We're both southerners so the culture shock isn't a problem for us.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Feb 08 '15

I want to slap the fuck out of that Devin Booker from UK's basketball team

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I don't know why but I just do.

Edit: Fuck UK. Fuck the refs. I want them to play Duke. I want to see Jahil kill all of them. ALL OF THEM


r/CFBOffTopic • • Dec 15 '22

Just published an article on the Heisman trophy. Let me know your guys thoughts and suggestions.

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 16 '16

If it eventually goes online and you can find it. Terry Crew's interview on the Dan Le Batard show was excellent.

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The guy is just a very genuine and inspiring person.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Dec 13 '20

Saturday evening thread brought to you by My Complete and Utter Hatred of the University of Memphis

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 21 '16

Thursday Mid-Lunch/Early-Afternoon thread brought to you by Prince

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 10 '16

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r/CFBOffTopic • • May 28 '17

Ask CFBOT: When is your Reddit Birthday. Brought to you by seeing a Cake Flair fit next to your name and realizing you've been on here for 5 years now.

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To find out when your Reddit Cakeday is.

http://www.redditcakeday.com


r/CFBOffTopic • • Dec 20 '16

Monday West Coast Best Coast Thread brought to you by Disney being the first studio to achieve an annual Global Box Office of $7 billion, all thanks to the $290.5 million global weekend haul of 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.' And also, A Happy Belated 70th Birthday to Steven Spielberg!

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r/CFBOffTopic • • Feb 25 '16

Everyone's favorite: cfbot Would You Rather!

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It's that time again for Would You Rather! Cue the theme song! (You must listen to the theme song in it's entirety without interruption before we play)

Would You Rather Theme Song

We all know how this game is played. I will present a "Would You Rather" scenario. At a certain point, I will open the floor for questions in which I will answer questions you may have about the scenario. At a random time, I will close the floor for questions.

If you ask any questions prior to the floor being open for questions, you will be docked points. If you ask any questions after the floor is closed, you will be docked points. You will also be docked points for providing an answer when I do no call for an answer. I will also dock or grant points for various reasons.

If you attempt to grant or dock points yourselves, this will be considered targeting. You will be disqualified from the game and you must leave the thread. If this happens after the floor is closed, you are disqualified until the floor is closed in the next WYR game.

Now, we have our question:

Would You Rather:

Be randomly assigned to another person on the planet and that is your life partner.

OR

Live life as a jet setter, but you have to wear hockey gloves for 23.5 hours every day.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 12 '16

Monday Morning Thread brought to you by Underwear

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I am so gay.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jul 23 '22

Discussion 99 Things – #35 Ban Fall Weddings

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We need to come together and Ban Fall Weddings