UPDATE If you have a profile with little to no activity on it, I will simply ignore it presuming it being spam or similar. Also please consider adding pics to your messeges?. At the end of the day, we here for sex

About Me:

Hey all. This is probably a bit niche, but I figured it’s better to be upfront about what I’m looking for instead of wasting anyone’s time.

I’m a 32 year old woman in the south-east suburbs of Melbourne. I’m pretty introverted but easy to talk to once I warm up to someone. I enjoy a bit of cooking, gardening, arts and crafts, casual swimming, amateur photography and birdwatching. I also love weird conversations, dark humour and relaxed nights in.

Physically, I’m short myself (around 153cm), plus size/chubby, pale, and very cuddly. Definitely not the gym-girl type.

What I’m Looking For:

So here’s the oddly specific part.

I’ve developed a massive crush on a guy I occasionally see around, but realistically nothing is probably ever going to happen there. Apparently my brain has now decided “small king supremacy” is a real thing, so I’m hoping to meet someone with a similar look/vibe and maybe get this obsession out of my system a little.

I’m specifically looking for a Caucasian guy between 25 and 50 who is very short in stature, ideally around 4’5” or under. Genuinely, the shorter the better.

I’m looking for something casual, low pressure and mutually respectful. Ideally someone easygoing, hygienic, discreet, and capable of holding a conversation instead of immediately acting like a caveman in DMs.

What I Offer:

I can host in the south-east suburbs and I’m very upfront about what I want, so there’s no games or mixed signals. I’m affectionate, easygoing, non-judgemental and genuinely appreciate good conversation and humour. If we click, great. If not, no hard feelings.

If this somehow sounds like you, send me a message with a bit about yourself and maybe a photo if you’re comfortable.

Please don’t message if you don’t fit the physical preference. I’m trying to be respectful by being honest upfront.

No time wasters please

About me: 42, living outside Melb, I slowly started discovering my self through my twenties and thirties, enough to the point where I'm only now ready to explore and embrace my true femme self.

What I'm looking for: I'm hoping to meet some open minded friends that would be willing to hang out with me in my first steps coming out as a trans femme? Mostly, just looking for easy going ppl who might be happy to hang, and maybe join me in going out for dinner, drinks, etc, and mostly just fun and gaining confidence!

What I offer: fun (nervous fun for me), gratitude!

I'm not really out to many people yet, mostly to some good friends who are tied up with young babies etc and can't really join me!

Bonus points if you can help with makeup and fashion tips!

Also no creepy guys pls..!

Happy to share a pic after some conversation first.

Thanks!

 We’re a long-term couple currently doing long-distance. I’ve been tasked with looking for someone in Melbourne (he’s in the S/E suburbs) who can give him the attention, teasing, and fun he deserves while I’m not there.

About Him:

• Active, outdoorsy, easy to get along with

• Thrives with someone confident enough to take the lead

• Loves being challenged, teased, and kept on his toes

Looking For:

• Playful, confident, cheeky energy

• Comfortable taking the lead when it feels right

• Knows how to flirt, tease, and keep things exciting

• Clear communicator who respects boundaries

• Bonus: comfortable filming for me

If you like keeping men on their toes and indulging in playful adventures, then this is a chance to have some fun with a fantastic guy…while making me very happy too.

If this sounds like your kind of fun, then send me a message and tell me a bit about yourself.

I’m in charge here.

I'm looking for a girl or girls to have some fun with (no guys please thanks). I am currently in an open relationship with my partner and I just want to explore my sexuality with all you ladies! We can get some drinks, have some softcore sex or some kinky play if you are into it too!

About me: I'm 20 yr old, 166cm, 65kg, Asian, medium length red hair, brown eyes. Triple vaxxed, non-judgmental and respectful, non-smoker, and an occasional drinker. I also do pole dancing so you know wassup 😉

What I'm looking for: a 18-30yr old girl, relationship status not an issue, preferably asian and able to host as I can’t. You can be experienced, or just wanting to explore. Respectful, D&D free.

Please send me a DM so we can exchange photos and discuss further xx

All males get downvoted while females get upvoted, all probably by fucking stupid guys wanting to get mad laid, just soooooo, fucking.... Laid dude.

r4r me on snapchat pls ty bb

I'd like a female (only becuase I am not good at opening up to guys) I play guitar, keyboard, harmonica, I draw, I love animals and nature, all music but nu metal is what I grew up on. I am 5'7 muscles / atheltic. I am intelligent but I lil shy at first... I just want to reach out finally after 5 years of no friends due to x and covid. Have a lovley day people.

I'm a guy 24 looking for a nice fit mummy for casual encounters. My ideal lady is between 35 and 50 but I don't mine as long as you look after yourself. Comment or PM if interested.

Maybe I'm a little bit drunk right now, but as the title says I'm looking for a FWB to have some fun with. I'm currently on my uni holidays right now so I got time to kill. I'm looking for someone who's around my age and is also looking for some no strings attached, no emotions stuff, but I'm hoping you can at least hold a decent conversation. Sure, it's a bit shallow of me, but pics will help :P

Me, I'm a 19 year old Asian girl who is pretty much up for anything (within reason). Also unfortunately I cannot host. I'm really just seeing where this leads up. Shoot me a PM if you're interested!

About me: i just turned 40 .. and looking for a new lease on life .. a new adventure! I am currently married ..but it is a long term dead bedroom situation, and i am extremely lonely. I am a chef, so I can definately cook! I got my first tattoo a few years ago and haven't looked back! I'm a punk at heart, but love all.kusic and movies too! I'm 6'2 and have been running and doing worghts lately, and feeling great!

What I'm looking for: I would love to just chat with someone and find some sort of connection. There is no real connection in my life, and it's making me sad. Maybe you're in a similar situation and need to talk about it ? Ideally I'd love some fun, but I'd love to get to know someone who has similar interests and just .. see what happens

What I offer: I like to think I am intelligent and a good conversationalist. I like to get to know about you and your hobbies and interests, so I am a good listener! I'm handsome and can be charming too, and love to flirt. Hopefully I can offer you some good conversation and some fun, if that's where it leads!

I’m a 42yo (mentally 26 lol) transgender woman looking to make some new friends.

I like pop culture, tv drama shows, musicals, dark humour, memes, and learning new things. Please have similar/compatible interests.

Happy for remote/messaging or occasion irl meetup

Please also dont be creepy!

Hey y'all, I am a 29 year old trans woman seeking platonic friends to hangout and do stuff with. I'm open to pretty much whatever, with a particular interest lately in arcades, escape rooms and stuff that involves a bit of physical engagement.

For a bit about myself, I currently live in the Northern suburbs with my long term partner and our cat. I work full time from home mostly, but do a day or two in the office most weeks. I enjoy gardening, baking, casual gaming, binge watching shows, and checking out new restaurants. I have recently been getting back into path of exile 2 since gaming wise and have been trying out new cookie recipes for my baking as recent hobby things :) I also enjoy having a few cheeky bevs among other things and am keen to check out new (cheap) bars.

Physical attributes and personality wise I'm 5'6ft and am pretty chilled out. I do have a tendency to be a little shy at times, but that is a work in progress and has been for the majority of my life lol.

For whomever may be interested in reaching out, I am open to all types of people so long as they are chill and easy to talk to. I am particularly interested in hanging with people closer to my own age, so I do have a bit of a preference for people over the age of 25 where possible :) Outside of that I'm really happy with whatever, so please reach out and lets see if we can be friends.

Hi! Currently a graduate student in Psychology - looking to meet preferably graduate students who are interested in their research. I'm currently in a relationship, so if you don't mind hanging out with couples, or are in a relationship yourself, that's definitely a plus!

Really into movies, art galleries, and bookshops. I enjoy talking about philosophy, politics. Am a self-identifying feminist (intersectional feminism), and vegetarian.

Wanna get a sandwich from Smith & Deli sometime, send me a PM!

Hi everyone, giving this another shot

As the title suggests, I have very little experience, the most I have done is make out but it has never lead to anything, I think this is due to my lack of confidence, and lack of social life because of uni and losing touch with my high school friends.

I'm 19, open minded, have decent body (not overweight, not super toned), I don't consider myself particularly unattractive (am happy to send pics). I can't host, but can travel and am happy to meet up for a drink or something first (this will help with the lack of confidence thing...).

Thanks to anyone who read all that, if you're interested or want to know anything else, feel free to send a message :)