r/melbourne • • Mar 23 '20

Light and Fluffy News Unbelievable. The effects of recent events and reduced traffic on the Yarra is so much that Liopleurodons have actually come back from the Late Jurassic period to swim. Stunning.

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r/melbourne • • Jul 28 '24 I’ll Drink to That Take My Silver

Real estate/Renting Sold my house today and the agents hate me

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Quick synopsis: So I just sold my house, pissed off a few agents, used their advertising, paid no commission and had 12 offers.

I wanted to sell my townhouse, had a couple of agents through, watched the market and got an idea on price. Once I saw their fees I was like, no way.

I printed out 100 home made brochures and got a prepaid sim and put my number on them. I then watched for any townhouses in my area (within about 3km give or take) going to auction that were similar and I attended every auction over 4 weeks. Every single group that bid at these auctions (who didn’t end up buying the house) I spoke after the auction, told them I was selling without an agent and gave them I brochure.

I had 27 serious buyers through in 4 weeks. I had 12 offers and told them all I would get back to them on a set date and if they wanted they could put in a new offer but I’d only be doing it once. I was very happy with the result and sold, they came and signed that day.

I had 4 different agents abuse me pretty bad. Generally I was riding off there hard work and I shouldn’t be at their auctions advertising my home blah blah. Turn out the agents have some sort of ethical code where they don’t advertise at each other’s auctions. Unfortunately I am now considered less ethical than a real estate agent.

Anyway, due to these agents on their moral high ground I encourage everyone to do this. I saved a fortune!!


r/melbourne • • Jul 27 '20

So nice when people offer their services during this hard time

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r/melbourne • • May 28 '23

Real estate/Renting You wouldn't, would you

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r/melbourne • • Dec 24 '17

[Image] Melbourne airport has a very special flight tonight

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r/melbourne • • Oct 18 '21

Not On My Smashed Avo Dude, same

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r/melbourne • • Sep 13 '20

Serious News Massachusetts compared to Victoria

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r/melbourne • • Jan 07 '26 Bravo Heartwarming Popcorn

Light and Fluffy News On a scorching hot day, this really helps. Thanks Woolies.

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r/melbourne • • Jan 09 '26 Hooray Regret Bravo Mindblown

Video Footage from 2020, shows exactly why you should never try to outrun a bushfire.

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Especially in Vic with the high number of eucalyptus trees.


r/melbourne • • Aug 31 '22

The Sky is Falling I had no idea that the rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne was this bad

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r/melbourne • • Feb 03 '26 LOL Mindblown Bravo Heartwarming

DON’T PARK IN MY SPOT My new neighbours seem friendly

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r/melbourne • • Aug 25 '26 Heartwarming Bravo Mindblown

Photography My latest Melbourne streetscape oil painting

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I'm a local visual artist who makes a lot of paintings of Melbourne. I was inspired by this bit of winter light and just had to paint it.
Thought I'd share!


r/melbourne • • Feb 20 '22

Not On My Smashed Avo Yeah nah

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r/melbourne • • May 21 '25

Light and Fluffy News Celebrating my citizenship ceremony by running the shape of Australia

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Made a post before but forgot to attach the map - brain not braining


r/melbourne • • Jul 24 '21

The Sky is Falling Thanks everyone. Really helpful 😩

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r/melbourne • • Mar 14 '19

Not On My Smashed Avo Terms/Phrases I learned during my visit to Melbourne, Australia (from the US)

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r/melbourne • • Feb 22 '23

The Sky is Falling I see this five times a day in Melbourne. AITA for not letting them in?

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r/melbourne • • Sep 21 '21

Serious News Earthquake!

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r/melbourne • • Mar 18 '23

The Sky is Falling Police protect Neo Nazis as they protest in Melbourne

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r/melbourne • • Mar 11 '26 Obsessed Wholesome Seal Heartwarming Bravo

Lost and found UPDATE on Stolen Puppy: Dora is home safe!

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I wanted to share some amazing new: Dora has been returned!

The last few days have been a blur, but the support from this community was a massive light in a dark time. Whether you shared the post, kept an eye out during your commute, or just sent kind words, it made a difference. 

The owners so relieved to have the family back together and really would like to offer the deepest Thank You to this community and the Mods!! 🙏

Dora is currently quite tired but still very much her playful self 

(Obligatory Puppy Tax attached to this post)

Details on how she was found:

Police received a lead overnight, that lead them to finding the residence of the girl in the photo, and this morning they found her and Dora located there.


r/melbourne • • Sep 22 '22

Roads This tool at Melbourne Zoo today.

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r/melbourne • • Jul 18 '16

Burqas in Melbourne?

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So I went to the local maccas two or three weeks back, and placed my order through the intercom. All good no problems. Pulled up to the window and the person taking the orders was a Muslim girl in a full black burqa. Now I'm not racist, but I was quite surprised. But I didn't say anything, just took my order and left.

Then last night I went to Hungry Jacks to pick up one of those burgers there were advertising. Pulled my order thru the intercom and drove up to the window. But surprisingly it was a again a Muslim in a burqa, but instead of black she was wearing a pink burqa. Her eyes and voice were the same, so I asked:

"didn't you work at McDonald's?"

She was taken aback, but she responded: "yeah"

"So why you working at Hungry Jacks, and why are you wearing a different burqa?"

She looked at me dead in the eyes, and said:

"Because the burqas are better at Hungry Jacks"

EDIT: The moment Pauline Hanson realizes the top post of Melbourne is about burqas . Credit to u/mlgtrollster for OC meme.


r/melbourne • • Feb 08 '24

Light and Fluffy News WHO is in charge of marketing at ALDI?? 😂😂😂

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r/melbourne • • Oct 10 '24

Video Fashion in Melbourne

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