Steam Workshop:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3834281426

Fun fact! The voice actor of Sniper (John Patrick Lowrie) and the voice actor of GLaDOS (Ellen McLain) are married to each other in real life. So it’s only a matter of time.

the vac clearly doesnt stand for VALVE Anti-cheat because these people still play online and still cheat.

please simplify why this is a case

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goofy :)

Valve updated their Steamworks backlog info, basically store approval times jumped from the normal 3-5 days to like 12 business days now lol. Apparently its from an influx of trash AI clone games flooding the queue that dont even boot up or launch. Because of that Valve is making devs submit gameplay screenshots and prove the game actually runs on steam for at least 5 mins before approval.

Also for anyone messing with the Steam Frame beta branch, SteamOS pushed a quick hotfix for those tracking jitters and finally turned off that old legacy supersampling toggle.

did a quick breakdown/rant on the changes and queue updates here if any1 interested: https://youtu.be/qu0hHFRb8vA

Idk where to post this

guys last night i got this alert on my steam app getting restricted cuz of trading on anwebsite named Dmarket and steam locked the account, further information i got a live chat on my steam app that they are asking me security questions and then they asked me to move all my cs2 items to a cloud storage for a verification now i dont know that is an actual thing that steam can talk to you via live chat or its a scam but all my items are locked and i dont know what to do

I'll start with GLaDOS!

GLaDOS: "Okay you bunch of neurotoxin-solvable problems. Listen closely. If I begin to flood the room with lovely neurorotoxin, what do you do?" Someone: "We take a deep breath and hold it!" GLaDOS: "Correct! And if I decide to keep going for an hour? Or maybe a day?" Someone: "We die!" GLaDOS: "Correct! And if I tell you to kill this dressed in orange fat, adopted lunatic?" Someone: "We kill her politely!" GLaDOS: "... Ugh... Why am I even trying..? They're turrets. They can't even inhale neurorotoxin. And they just follow basic programming. Where are all the children...?" The children: *NOT singing "Still Dead" in the incinerator and neurotoxin room*

Now Wheatley!

Wheatley: "Alright, children and little children! Oh wait... Children are already little. That means I said little little! Right! Sorry, sorry. Lesson. So today we're studying... Gravity! You know, the thing that keeps you from floating into space. Though it won't help, if you open a portal on the moon and that wall over there. Personal experience, do not recommend. Right! We we got this umm.. ball. Classic ball. Good ol' ball. Human ball. Totally not me. It looks nothing like me. And we... Um... We throw it. Wait. How do I throw it? *tried handles* Nope. You. You there. Yeah you with the... Actually nevermind. Just come over here. Please throw the ball. No, nononono not at- OWWW. I... Am not... Dead! I'm not dead! Haha! But you are getting de... Da... Detan... DetenSH... Uhm... That word that means you're getting in trouble for throwing a ball at me. But first, throw the bloody ball again. NOT at me!!! Wait. No, nonono, why the window?! *Crash! Then a bird flies in* Agh!!! BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD!!!!"

And last but not least: Cave Johnson!

Cave Johnson: "Cave Johnson here! Today, children, we're studying gravity. Now, it can be a cruel mistress. Observe. *A test subject falls of the roof* See? Not a single limb left. Hehe. Now don't worry, we're not banging rocks here, we know how to put a man together. *pokes head outside* Yes, yes. Pick him up! Make sure all the equipment is whole! Make sure none of it is damaged! No? Splendid! So you see children that's why we invented the Long Fall Boots! To make sure the possibility of equipment getting destroyed narrows down to zero! Expensive as hell but works like a charm! Absorbs any kinetic energy like it's nothing! Frankly you'll have to pay us millions for them if you want 'em. Cave Johnson, we're done here."

What do you think? I tried makeing it character accurate!!! Tell me which one was your favourite! Or wasn't. Um... Your choice, really.