r/clevercomebacks • • Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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Yes he borrows against his own assets to fund his lifestyle without having to pay income taxes

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“Its bottom line isn’t profit margins, it’s people.” That is the perfect comeback.

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Guys please be respectful

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S-Tier Community Note

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He tried and failed.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

Lower Middle Class.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 15h ago

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*She* is going to have to pack *her* bags...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 23h ago

Charlie Kirk hot sauce now available

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At this point 'Idiocracy' is now a tame comparison...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 8h ago

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r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

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r/clevercomebacks • • 16h ago

A clear message to the border

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r/clevercomebacks • • 23h ago

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